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Re: I can't believe... -
09-29-2006, 04:10 PM
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Originally Posted by ShepardForThee
Are you kidding me? The term is "Judea-Christian." Meaning we all worship the same God, you ignorant fools.
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The term is "Christian." Meaning we worship Christ. One of the terms commonly used for yids is "Christ-killers." Meaning they killed Christ. Do you begin to see the distinction here?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: I can't believe... -
09-29-2006, 05:17 PM
Indeed brother, and they will be Christ-killers forever.
No matter how many generations have passed since then, they're all to blame:
And the governor said, Why, what evil hath he done? But they cried out the more, saying, Let him be crucified.
When Pilate saw that he could prevail nothing, but that rather a tumult was made, he took water, and washed his hands before the multitude, saying, I am innocent of the blood of this just person: see ye to it. Then answered all the people, and said, His blood be on us, and on our children.
Then released he Barabbas unto them: and when he had scourged Jesus, he delivered him to be crucified.
Matthew 27:23-26
Those damned joos!
So you see, we can blame the joos of today for what their ancestors did, you false teacher. (You who dare call yourself a Shephard.)
We should not be friends with those who had part in temporarily killing Jesus.
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13
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Re: I can't believe... -
09-30-2006, 03:43 AM
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Originally Posted by ShepardForThee
I don't need scripture, and I don't need to prove anything to you. Forgiveness is between you and God. Personally, I hope he doesn't forgive you, and you burn in hell for.... well.... eternity.
I offered to help you unlearn this hate and filth, that did not come from God. You don't want help. Fine. Anyone else?
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Is there a chance you mean Shepherd?
And is "unlearn" really a word in American?
In order to be old & wise,you must first be young & stupid.
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Re: I can't believe... -
09-30-2006, 05:17 PM
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Is there a chance you mean Shepherd?
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Satan will make you both into shepherd's pie unless you repent.
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And is "unlearn" really a word in American?
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Yes, as in "Lilith needs to unlearn her blasphemous ways and start tithing to LBC." By the way, I looked it up in an online British dictionary and found it there, too.
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Re: I can't believe... -
09-30-2006, 05:37 PM
JESUS what an Ass!!!
(I get to say that - because "Ass" is in the Bible. Is "hole" in the Bible, though? I better watch out, here....)
And what a truly Horrible Homer! Please do put down that poor hamster, pick up a dictionary, and learn to spell your own darn Name.
PS MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
SUV
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Re: I can't believe... -
10-01-2006, 11:12 AM
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Originally Posted by More Saved Than Thou
Yes, as in "Lilith needs to unlearn her blasphemous ways and start tithing to LBC." By the way, I looked it up in an online British dictionary and found it there, too.
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I think "unlearn" has a lovely ring to it, actually. Maybe the news should carry daily updates on things it would be good to unlearn.
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JESUS what an Ass!!!
(I get to say that - because "Ass" is in the Bible. Is "hole" in the Bible, though? I better watch out, here....)
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Indeed it is, numerous times:
Exodus 39:23 And there was an hole in the midst of the robe, as the hole of an habergeon, with a band round about the hole, that it should not rend.
I don't know if I'd describe this "Shepard" fellow as resembling the hole of a habergeon, so maybe this quote's more suitable:
Song of Solomon 5:4 My beloved put in his hand by the hole of the door, and my bowels were moved for him.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: I can't believe... -
10-02-2006, 04:09 AM
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Originally Posted by More Saved Than Thou
Satan will make you both into shepherd's pie unless you repent.
Yes, as in "Lilith needs to unlearn her blasphemous ways and start tithing to LBC." By the way, I looked it up in an online British dictionary and found it there, too.
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Really? I always thought it was just unlearned...well,you do indeed learn something every day.
"My beloved put in his hand by the hole of the door & my bowels were moved for him"?!!
Please tell me this is a mistranslation.
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Re: I can't believe... -
10-02-2006, 04:46 AM
It is accurate! NOW do you want to embrace Christianity?
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Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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Re: I can't believe... -
10-02-2006, 03:30 PM
I fear Lilith will never embrace Christianity. Alas, even the false Christians are beyond her.
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Re: I can't believe... -
10-03-2006, 04:35 AM
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It is accurate! NOW do you want to embrace Christianity?
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What,with biblical verses like that?
NO chance.
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