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View Poll Results: What's the WORST False Religion?
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Mary worshipping Cathylics
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1,661 |
6.51% |
Penny Pinching Bagel Meisters (who killed Jesus)
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2,544 |
9.97% |
Babbling Boodists and Hindoos
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871 |
3.42% |
Non-Baptist Christians of liberal persuasion
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1,577 |
6.18% |
Wiccas, Goths, Vampires, and other Devil Worshippers
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5,204 |
20.40% |
Moon-worshipping terrorist Mooselimbs
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2,852 |
11.18% |
Kill 'em all. The Lord knows His own.
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4,556 |
17.86% |
Harekrishnas and/or Jehosafats
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1,205 |
4.72% |
Self Proclaimed Psychologists
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263 |
1.03% |
Peak Oil / Emo Economics
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238 |
0.93% |
Obamaism (He ain't my Messiah)
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1,776 |
6.96% |
Spaghetti-worshiping fools
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1,919 |
7.52% |
Xenu Freak, couch jumping, Scientologists.
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830 |
3.25% |
Magic-undie-wearing LSD cultists
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9 |
0.04% |
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
10-22-2008, 12:44 AM
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Originally Posted by George Carlin
You can't prove they are lies,
You can't even prove your god is fact.
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The Holy Bible is proof enough. Checkmate, God-mocker!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
10-22-2008, 12:50 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
The Holy Bible is proof enough. Checkmate, God-mocker!
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Some thousand year old books written by corrupt men is proof of the divine?
I don't understand.
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
10-22-2008, 12:52 AM
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Originally Posted by George Carlin
Some thousand year old books written by corrupt men is proof of the divine?
I don't understand.
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Of course you don't. That's why Jesus called you here.
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John 8:43 Why do ye not understand my speech? even because ye cannot hear my word. 8:44 Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it. 8:45 And because I tell you the truth, ye believe me not.
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Jesus always wins.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
10-22-2008, 01:07 AM
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Of course you don't. That's why Jesus called you here.
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I'm only here because I find your radicalism hilarious and it entertains me.
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
10-22-2008, 01:52 AM
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Originally Posted by George Carlin
I'm only here because I find your radicalism hilarious and it entertains me.
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Nonsense. Jesus called you here to offer you the chance to repent.
You won't think you're so clever in hell, pal.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
10-22-2008, 02:10 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
Nonsense. Jesus called you here to offer you the chance to repent.
You won't think you're so clever in hell, pal.
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Guilt trip me with fears of hell...
It's not going to work.
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
10-22-2008, 02:18 AM
That's not a guilt trip; it's a warning.
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
10-22-2008, 02:24 AM
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Originally Posted by Nobar King
That's not a guilt trip; it's a warning.
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A warning I can't take serious.
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
10-22-2008, 02:56 AM
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Originally Posted by George Carlin
A warning I can't take serious.
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That's your problem, wretched sinner. You're going to wish you'd taken it serious when Satan impales you for eternity...if you know what I mean.
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
10-22-2008, 03:02 AM
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Originally Posted by Repentant Fool
That's your problem, wretched sinner. You're going to wish you'd taken it serious when Satan impales you for eternity...if you know what I mean.
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I was dead millions and billions of years before I was born and it never bothered me one bit...
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10-22-2008, 03:04 AM
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Originally Posted by George Carlin
I was dead millions and billions of years before I was born and it never bothered me one bit...
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How were you dead before you were born? Are you a retarded? Who let you out of your cage?
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
10-22-2008, 03:24 AM
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Originally Posted by Repentant Fool
How were you dead before you were born? Are you a retarded? Who let you out of your cage?
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If you aren't alive you're dead.
I wasn't alive before I was alive? I was dead
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10-22-2008, 03:28 AM
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Originally Posted by George Carlin
If you aren't alive you're dead.
I wasn't alive before I was alive? I was dead
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You weren't alive in Heaven because to be absent from the body is to be present with the Lord, and you didn't have a body yet. You weren't dead yet, because a prerequisite for death is life, otherwise Jesus could have killed himself without going to the trouble of coming to the earth. You weren't alive or dead. You simply were not. When God created you, he knew if you'd be Saved™ or not and reserved your spot in Heaven or Hell accordingly. When you die, you'll go to one or the other. Right now, you're leaning towards Hell. All you need is a good push.
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
10-22-2008, 04:23 AM
Heck No! I worship the sun, and rocks.
I love lying on rocks on the beach under the sun.....ummmmmmmmmm
I am on the adventure of a lifetime! This is even better than the time I used the plastic stones!
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
10-31-2008, 10:17 PM
My most hated religion would be Islam. They tried to kill my great grandparents during their genocide in 1915. I' am glad my great grandparents were true christians. If they weren't, God would not have spared them. Their true Christian spirit has been passed down through our family and unto me also. I am proud to be a Christian because it was God who saved my family.
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
10-31-2008, 10:29 PM
Are you Armenian?
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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11-01-2008, 03:26 AM
Yes, I am an Armenian American.
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11-02-2008, 05:34 AM
My mothers parents are from Armenia. My dads side is from Germany. I am half armenian and half german, but 100% american.
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
11-02-2008, 08:41 AM
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Originally Posted by Tower of Babel
My mothers parents are from Armenia. My dads side is from Germany. I am half armenian and half german, but 100% american.
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How many innocent Turks have you killed?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
11-02-2008, 12:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Tower of Babel
My mothers parents are from Armenia. My dads side is from Germany. I am half armenian and half german, but 100% american.
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50% Armenian, 50% german and 100% American? Now, it doesn't take a fully trained scientist like me to see that these numbers don't add up. You can't be 200% of something, that's just ridiculous.
When you are an American, you lose all other identity. Do you really aspire to be like one of those pie-stealing darkies? They bitch and moan about how they're "black" first but also "American". You can't sit the fence on this one. You can't have the best of both worlds.
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Originally Posted by Ephesians 4:22-24
22That ye put off concerning the former conversation the old man, which is corrupt according to the deceitful lusts;
23And be renewed in the spirit of your mind;
24And that ye put on the new man, which after God is created in righteousness and true holiness.
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When one comes to know Christ (ie. became an American), he puts his old, sinful ways behind him. He was a filthy sinner, not fit to be a doormat at a True Christian's™ home. So now is the time to separate the wheat from the chaff: are you an American or haven't you accepted Christ yet? Pick a side: we're at war here!
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