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Default Keeping the media OUT - 08-25-2010, 07:53 AM

Have my good friends at Landover ever had any problems with the media taking an unhealthy interest in your Godly church? If so, I would like to know how you go about keeping their noses OUT of business that does not concern them.

Last year at my church, an undercover reporter started coming along to our Sunday praise meetings and posing as a concerned Christian mother with a possessed child. After I drove the demon from her daughter in the name of Jesus, she stopped coming. Next thing I know she gets on the local radio talkshow, and starts talking to the newspapers about "child cruelty" in performing "exorcism rituals" at churches led by African pastors like myself. Needless to say, all the elders were very cross about the fact we had been duped. It is not the first time godless journalists have tried to get in amongst God's people to twist and distort Godly practices.

So I need advice on how to keep such people at bay. We have a tradition at our church of giving visitors and big, warm welcome, but now the elders have been told to maintain a certain distance until we get to the persons better. What do you think??


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Default Re: Keeping the media OUT - 08-25-2010, 08:00 AM

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Have my good friends at Landover ever had any problems with the media taking an unhealthy interest in your Godly church? If so, I would like to know how you go about keeping their noses OUT of business that does not concern them.

Last year at my church, an undercover reporter started coming along to our Sunday praise meetings and posing as a concerned Christian mother with a possessed child. After I drove the demon from her daughter in the name of Jesus, she stopped coming. Next thing I know she gets on the local radio talkshow, and starts talking to the newspapers about "child cruelty" in performing "exorcism rituals" at churches led by African pastors like myself. Needless to say, all the elders were very cross about the fact we had been duped. It is not the first time godless journalists have tried to get in amongst God's people to twist and distort Godly practices.

So I need advice on how to keep such people at bay. We have a tradition at our church of giving visitors and big, warm welcome, but now the elders have been told to maintain a certain distance until we get to the persons better. What do you think??
We have "unsaved unwelcome" at our church. Here is a link to Pastor Flint's discussion about it.
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showt...aved+unwelcome


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So I need advice on how to keep such people at bay. We have a tradition at our church of giving visitors and big, warm welcome, but now the elders have been told to maintain a certain distance until we get to the persons better. What do you think??
You need to have a cell phone check and no cameras for an exorcism. I think it is wonderful you are casting demons out, but you need to only have the "official version."

Much like the boy in the Harlem church, the liberal media ran with that and demonized it.


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Default Re: Keeping the media OUT - 08-26-2010, 06:52 AM

Aside from several of our Ministries that serve to propagate the Holy Word (like Betty Bowers' B.A.S.H. Ministry and Remy's Ex-Negro Ministries), we are completely open and transparent in preaching the Truth of the Bible (KJV1611). The Word of God is there for all to see and there is no reason to hide from Jesus. Due to corruption in our present government, we have been unable to patent some of our methods - even though they have been demonstrated to be overwhelmingly effective at Salvation. We can't allow others to masquerade as True Christians™ by stealing what must remain for the moment as trade secrets. Additionally, we must support our Pastors in the lifestyle that they have become accustomed.


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Default Re: Keeping the media OUT - 08-26-2010, 07:42 AM

Thank you to everyone for your excellent advices.

I will be meeting with the church elders tonight, and I will propose to them that we adopt some extra security to keep out the devil's flock.


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Default Re: Keeping the media OUT - 08-26-2010, 07:50 AM

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Thank you to everyone for your excellent advices.

I will be meeting with the church elders tonight, and I will propose to them that we adopt some extra security to keep out the devil's flock.
Make sure you edit it until it seems purely heroic. Use it as your donation fodder for places like the midwest USA, where we know demons and witches are real! Make sure you continue to harass every Christian on Facebook inviting them to attend and give a large donation to your demon casting out festival in Africa.


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