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Default Early Father's Day Gift Ideas - 05-04-2014, 02:21 PM

Dear Ladies of Landover, I know Father's Day is a month away, but I saw an ad for the perfect gift and had to share. Perfect gift and perfect ad.
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Default Re: Early Father's Day Gift Ideas - 05-04-2014, 11:01 PM

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Dear Ladies of Landover, I know Father's Day is a month away, but I saw an ad for the perfect gift and had to share. Perfect gift and perfect ad.
Wow that is a great gift. I think a child could make a picture of how they will obey their father. Or the child could do everything the father usually does as well as their own chores and cook for their father with a fancy gift. That's just the minimum, but it's a great gift idea Bethany.


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Or the child could do everything the father usually does
No! Only my husband does that!
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Default Re: Early Father's Day Gift Ideas - 05-04-2014, 11:40 PM

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No! Only my husband does that!
I meant their dad, not God, if that's what you're implying. These were just some ideas, I apologize for my mistake.


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Default Re: Early Father's Day Gift Ideas - 05-05-2014, 01:39 AM

A Van Huesen shirt would be a good Father's Day gift too!
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Default Re: Early Father's Day Gift Ideas - 05-06-2014, 01:52 PM

Dear Ladies,

I dare confess a mild problem of body odor... That's why I'll be hoping for this product (as always). I recommend it for your husbands, too!



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