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Originally Posted by Hank
Married men, how do you show your hate towards your wife?
Thanks for the replies in advanse.
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Hi Hank. My wife here in Hong Kong, Whats-her-name (it'll come to me in a minute) was giving me a lot of crap, always wanting more money, and complaining about my frequent trips to Cambodia to tutor female Bible students:
Cambodian Bible student
Well, this went on for awhile. I then asked some of my "security people" to have a word with her. They stripped her naked, threw her in the trunk of the limo, took for a little ride to the harbor's edge, and told her she would wind up like
this other young lady in Hong Kong. But then they brought her home unharmed. After that, I've had no more trouble. In fact, I haven't heard from the wife in a couple of years.
I should ask my kids if they know where their mother is at, though come to think of it, I haven't seen the kids (whatever their names are - seems like my memory is slipping lately) for a few years either.
All I can say is that being a husband and a parent is a lot of work and responsibility. Hope you are as successful at it as I am.
Praise Jesus!
Brother Fred