Men, I'm a bit concerned about how the Godly Sarah Palin has presented herself as a hunter. There's all sorts of pictures of Sarah holding a gun and standing by things that are already dead, but not too many pictures or videos of her actually shooting. This takes us to the subject at hand...
- Most women need a flush toilet every 20 minutes or they fall apart at the seams.
- Most women can't even put a worm on a hook, yet alone gut an Elk (or even a bunny rabbit!).
- Lots of women, save for a few fat dykes just about dirty their knickers each and every time they shoot off a round (and I include 22 short!).
- There's no woman on earth who can keep her mouth shut long enough to sneak up on animal (except maybe a rabid porcupine!)
- The reason why I'm bringing this up is because Elk season (not the sissy archery one, but the real shooting one) is finally open and I for one don't want the fun and safety spoiled by a bunch of Sarah Palin wannabes!
So listen girls, you just stay home and bake a few pies, make sure there's plenty of cold Bud in the fridge, and we'll let you help dress out the Elk at home in the garage. OH, that reminds me, you gals will need to get your cars out of the garage for a few weeks. UNDERSTANDING AND LOVING BROTHER ELMER