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Announcing the Jesus Star Walk of Fame -
02-03-2016, 03:36 AM
I'm proud to inform the citizens of Freehold our city will now host what will become a famous attraction. Freehold's Jesus Star Walk of Fame will reward famous personalities who have served Jesus with distinction the a long time.
Each Jesus Star will have his name engraved on a brass star along with a tiny cross which will then be embeded in concrete. The concrete will be placed in a sidewalk in front of City Hall.
The first two celebreties to be honored as Jesus Stars will be Pastor Zeke and Donald Trump. Mr. Trump recently posed
with his Jesus Star.
Suggestions for other Star awards are welcome.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Announcing the Jesus Star Walk of Fame -
02-05-2016, 01:22 AM
Ohh ohhhh oooooh! I would love to nominate the very beautiful and very GODLY, Sister Sarah Palin!
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Re: Announcing the Jesus Star Walk of Fame -
02-05-2016, 02:21 AM
My Husband should be considered due to his long hours spent keeping the streets safe in our fair town.
Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
in 2016
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Re: Announcing the Jesus Star Walk of Fame -
02-05-2016, 02:28 AM
Thank you both for these nominations. I'll place orders for the stars and plan the concrete installations.
Sister Victory, I do need to be certain of you husband's clean record from arrests and love of Jesus. The Jesus Star Walk of Fame is on public property so we need to be sure about these character issues.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Announcing the Jesus Star Walk of Fame -
02-05-2016, 08:23 AM
How about the greatest actor of all time and the personal friend of Jesus?
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Re: Announcing the Jesus Star Walk of Fame -
02-05-2016, 02:03 PM
Jeffrey Dahmer
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Re: Announcing the Jesus Star Walk of Fame -
02-06-2016, 12:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold
I'm proud to inform the citizens of Freehold our city will now host what will become a famous attraction. Freehold's Jesus Star Walk of Fame will reward famous personalities who have served Jesus with distinction the a long time.
Each Jesus Star will have his name engraved on a brass star along with a tiny cross which will then be embeded in concrete. The concrete will be placed in a sidewalk in front of City Hall.
The first two celebreties to be honored as Jesus Stars will be Pastor Zeke and Donald Trump. Mr. Trump recently posed
with his Jesus Star.
Suggestions for other Star awards are welcome.
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I would like to cautiously nominate Strom Thurmond (1902-2003). The reason for my caution is that I'm not sure if dead people can be nominated, and I am but a forum member, and do not have True Christian status.
In my opinion Strom would be an outstanding candidate for the Jesus Star Walk of Fame. He was the finest Segregationist of our time, and a compassionate one at that. As a strong robust Christian man of 22 he was seduced by a 16 year old plantation girl. This moment has had profound effects which have lasted to this day.
As soon as the seed was implanted Strom had a strong realization that Godly Whites and primevil blacks should not mix. Both black men and black girls are ruled by some fornication hormone which can turn Godly Whites from the true path.
To his outstanding credit, Strom did not play the "victim card". Rather than blame the whore, he devoted his life to setting up structures to minimise contact between blacks and whites so other God Fearing Whites would not be tempted by the rampaging black fornication agenda.
Strom realized that most blacks try to fornicate from the age of 10 or so, and thus it was essential to separate blacks from Whites at an early age. He had an outstanding legislative record in working towards this goal. Unfortunately this record has been undone since Strom has passed, and there is now widespread fornication between blacks and whites since they can ride the same buses, eat at the same diners, shop at the same malls, go to the same schools, and worship at the same churches.
The 16 year old plantation whore who seduced that decent young man went onto have a child. Although it could have been anyone's she went to "where the money is", and that was Strom, and his fine Southern family.
There is no certainty that the child was Strom's. After all, at 16, this plantation girl may have warmed many beds. Nevertheless Strom took upon himself to pay for an education for this female child in a segregated college. Now, I don't agree with educating girls too much, as it can distract them from their primary obligations, but I think for half casts, getting a career such as teaching or nursing, is a good thing as they are not marriageable material.
The girl did seem to become a decent sort of person. Unfortunately she is going to hell because of her mother's sins.
Strom always thought that blacks had their place, as long as it was nowhere near Godly White Folk.
My nomination is humbly submitted.
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Re: Announcing the Jesus Star Walk of Fame -
02-06-2016, 04:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Phil Ander
I would like to cautiously nominate Strom Thurmond (1902-2003).
In my opinion Strom would be an outstanding candidate for the Jesus Star Walk of Fame. He was the finest Segregationist of our time, and a compassionate one at that. As a strong robust Christian man of 22 he was seduced by a 16 year old plantation girl.
The 16 year old plantation whore who seduced that decent young man went onto have a child.
Strom always thought that blacks had their place, as long as it was nowhere near Godly White Folk.
My nomination is humbly submitted.
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Perhaps the argument could be made the Godly Senator Thurmond is in heaven and not elgible. But, the case for including him is so powerful he is officially included and a star with his name has been ordered.
I will need some advice on arrangements for the unveiling ceremony. Should I invite all of his decendants or are there some which should not be included?
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Announcing the Jesus Star Walk of Fame -
02-07-2016, 01:44 AM
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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold
Perhaps the argument could be made the Godly Senator Thurmond is in heaven and not elgible. But, the case for including him is so powerful he is officially included and a star with his name has been ordered.
I will need some advice on arrangements for the unveiling ceremony. Should I invite all of his decendants or are there some which should not be included?
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Naturally all the white descendants of his legitimate marriages should be invited to Freehold. The coloured descendants are another matter. A possible solution would be for them to participate by the means of a videolink to a community hall or somesuch thing in Des Moines. It would be a kindness for them. I understand that Freehold is a bit difficult to get too, and most of the darkies would not own cars, let alone private jets. They could get a coach or a train much more easily to Des Moines.
I assume that at Freehold there will be canapes and the finest champagne at the ceremony. Again this would not be suitable for the colored folk. Some fried chicken, some watermelon and a couple of bottles of two buck chuck would be more to their liking.
I would also be worried about the fornication drive. The plantation whore that trapped Strom undoubtedly had a very strong drive. Although their daughter's drive would have been lessened by the 50% white input in her making, it may have increased in her descendants if they took up with colored partners.
I am sure the Godly men and women of Freehold would have no problems resisting fornication attempts by Strom's colored descendants, but it would be best not to let that situation even arise.
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Re: Announcing the Jesus Star Walk of Fame -
02-07-2016, 02:51 AM
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Originally Posted by Phil Ander
Naturally all the white descendants of his legitimate marriages should be invited to Freehold. The coloured descendants are another matter.
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Some good thoughts, Mr. Ander. I think we can anticipate a huge crowd for the Strong Thurmond event and it just may be we will not be able to accomodate everyone who would like to attend.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Announcing the Jesus Star Walk of Fame -
02-07-2016, 06:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Alphonse Alban
How about the greatest actor of all time and the personal friend of Jesus?
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KIRK CAMERON!?!
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Announcing the Jesus Star Walk of Fame -
02-09-2016, 01:51 AM
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What happened to him? He looks insane. Here is another one...
Mark 13:22
“For false Christs and false prophets shall rise, and shall shew signs and wonders, to seduce, if it were possible, even the elect.”
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Re: Announcing the Jesus Star Walk of Fame -
02-09-2016, 02:47 AM
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What happened to him? He looks insane. Here is another one...
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Dear Mr. Mormon,
Your assessment is quite superficial. Jesus has something to say to you:
John 7:24
Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.
Mr. Cameron's Godliness is independent of his (very comely if I may say) appearance.
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
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Re: Announcing the Jesus Star Walk of Fame -
02-09-2016, 03:59 AM
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You all know me. I'm the most heterosexural (i.e., NORMAL) man on earth. But when I look at a photograph of Kirk Cameron.....Well, even the strongest of True Christian™ men might question their urges.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Announcing the Jesus Star Walk of Fame -
02-11-2016, 01:51 AM
I have an uneasy feeling about the bureaucrats who run the Mount Rushmore National Park in South Dakota. They might want to upstage our Jesus Star Walk of Fame by putting Donald's face up there on the mountain.
Just to be on the safe side, I'd like to get Donald's and Pastor Zeke's Stars embedded in the Walk before some other groups decides to steal our idea.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Announcing the Jesus Star Walk of Fame -
02-11-2016, 11:58 AM
I suggest we remove Abraham Lincoln (false republican, abolished the God-given right of slavery and waged war on confederate brothers) and Thomas Jefferson (un-American liberal secular scum who supported seperation of church and state), and replace them with the friendly faces of Donald Trump and Pastor Zeke.
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Re: Announcing the Jesus Star Walk of Fame -
02-11-2016, 12:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold
I have an uneasy feeling about the bureaucrats who run the Mount Rushmore National Park in South Dakota. They might want to upstage our Jesus Star Walk of Fame by putting Donald's face up there on the mountain.
Just to be on the safe side, I'd like to get Donald's and Pastor Zeke's Stars embedded in the Walk before some other groups decides to steal our idea.
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Originally Posted by Bjorn Jensen
I suggest we remove Abraham Lincoln (false republican, abolished the God-given right of slavery and waged war on confederate brothers) and Thomas Jefferson (un-American liberal secular scum who supported seperation of church and state), and replace them with the friendly faces of Donald Trump and Pastor Zeke.
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Brother Mayor and Brother Bjorn,
The plans and blueprints are ready and as soon as the official results of the final and last presidential elections of the United States of America are clear, an army of sculptors is ready to be dispatched!
This new monument will last until the soon-to-be-realized End of Times (Revelation 21:1).
Verily, our future president is going to be the last one. Some of the more obscure parts of the Good Book, the Bible, the magnum opus by Jesus, the Greatest Story Ever Written, have suddenly become crystal clear. As the Reign of The Donald descends upon the Nation and eventually upon those parts of the World that Mr. Putin does not rule over, it is time for Jesus to make His Re-Entry!
1 Corinthians 15:52
In a moment, in the twinkling of an eye, at the last trump: for the trumpet shall sound, and the dead shall be raised incorruptible, and we shall be changed.
- In a moment: This year = very very soon!
- The last Trump: The fist president called Mr. Trump = the Last One before the End of Time = Jesus IS coming!!
- The dead shall be raised = The End of Times = Jesus IS DEFINITELY coming!!!
- We shall be changed: We shall be Raptured (1 Thessalonians 4:17) = Heaven awaits (Revelation 21:4)!!!!
Oh, Joy!!!!!
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
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Re: Announcing the Jesus Star Walk of Fame -
02-11-2016, 04:16 PM
How about the glorious and very GODLY George W. Bush!
Can't you just see him now strutting down the street? Love this guy!
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Re: Announcing the Jesus Star Walk of Fame -
02-14-2016, 08:48 PM
Sister Daisy Mae, you have made a wonderful contribution to the Jesus Star Walk of Fame by nominating the Godly President George W. Bush. Let's pray he will come to the dedication.
I have ordered a nice bronze Jesus Star for Judge Scalia. My regret is that we were unable to get the Jesus Star Walk of Fame in place before his untimely death.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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