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  • #31
    Re: God Bless Paula Deen

    As part of our concern about Dear Paula, we have to remember if we don't look after her, Satan will.

    Now we learn someone is offering her over $100,000 to endorse porn. We need to quickly save her by offering more than that.

    Paula Deen Offered Six-Figure Pay Day By Porn Company
    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/07/01/paula-deen-porn-offer_n_3529941.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular
    Paula Deen Offered Six-Figure Pay Day By Porn Company
    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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    • #32
      Re: God Bless Paula Deen

      Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
      As part of our concern about Dear Paula, we have to remember if we don't look after her, Satan will.

      Now we learn someone is offering her over $100,000 to endorse porn. We need to quickly save her by offering more than that.

      http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/0...ef=mostpopular
      Why do you want to stop her doing that? Surely it would only help with your anti-masturbation policies.
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      • #33
        Re: God Bless Paula Deen

        Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
        Why do you want to stop her doing that? Surely it would only help with your anti-masturbation policies.
        C'mon, you know these people better than that.

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        • #34
          Re: God Bless Paula Deen

          Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
          C'mon, you know these people better than that.
          Filthy heathen! Get on your knees and repent now! Would you like me to lead you in prayer?
          Psalm 107
          1 O give thanks unto the Lord, for he is good: for his mercy endureth for ever.
          2 Let the redeemed of the Lord say so, whom he hath redeemed from the hand of the enemy;
          3 And gathered them out of the lands, from the east, and from the west, from the north, and from the south.

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          • #35
            Re: God Bless Paula Deen

            Originally posted by YoungWhiteChristian View Post
            Filthy heathen! Get on your knees and repent now! Would you like me to lead you in prayer?
            Zeke's been trying to get me on my knees for years, now. What do you have that he doesn't?

            edit: grats (I guess) on stopping with the sheep piffling

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            • #36
              Re: God Bless Paula Deen

              Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
              Zeke's been trying to get me on my knees for years, now. What do you have that he doesn't?
              Tell me, are you really so masochistic that you actually WANT to burn in hell? Because that is exactly where you are heading unless you repent right now. Pray with me..
              Psalm 107
              1 O give thanks unto the Lord, for he is good: for his mercy endureth for ever.
              2 Let the redeemed of the Lord say so, whom he hath redeemed from the hand of the enemy;
              3 And gathered them out of the lands, from the east, and from the west, from the north, and from the south.

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              • #37
                Re: God Bless Paula Deen

                Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                Zeke's been trying to get me on my knees for years, now. What do you have that he doesn't?

                edit: grats (I guess) on stopping with the sheep piffling
                Originally posted by YoungWhiteChristian View Post
                Tell me, are you really so masochistic that you actually WANT to burn in hell? Because that is exactly where you are heading unless you repent right now. Pray with me..
                Thanks for answering the question.

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                • #38
                  Re: God Bless Paula Deen

                  Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                  Thanks for answering the question.
                  Pastor Ezekiel is a very busy man and as such doesn't have a lot of time to debate with filthy heathens such as yourself. I on the other hand have all of the time in the world.
                  Psalm 107
                  1 O give thanks unto the Lord, for he is good: for his mercy endureth for ever.
                  2 Let the redeemed of the Lord say so, whom he hath redeemed from the hand of the enemy;
                  3 And gathered them out of the lands, from the east, and from the west, from the north, and from the south.

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                  • #39
                    Re: God Bless Paula Deen

                    Originally posted by YoungWhiteChristian View Post
                    Pastor Ezekiel is a very busy man and as such doesn't have a lot of time to debate with filthy heathens such as yourself...
                    Dragging his sorry butt out of bed on Sunday (midafternoonish) ("Ramon, where the **** are my pants?") to deliver a cribbed sermon (he hasn't had fresh material in, like, ever) for 1/2 hour a WEEK makes him a "very busy man"?

                    ...I on the other hand have all of the time in the world.
                    To devote to spreading the Word™ of Landover Baptist (unpaid, and you swallow your own expenses), and that's why they "love" you.

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                    • #40
                      Re: God Bless Paula Deen

                      Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                      Dragging his sorry butt out of bed on Sunday (midafternoonish) ("Ramon, where the **** are my pants?") to deliver a cribbed sermon (he hasn't had fresh material in, like, ever) for 1/2 hour a WEEK makes him a "very busy man"?



                      To devote to spreading the Word™ of Landover Baptist (unpaid, and you swallow your own expenses), and that's why they "love" you.
                      You need to watch your tongue, heathen.
                      Pray tell me, who do you think you are referring to True Christians in such a way?
                      Psalm 107
                      1 O give thanks unto the Lord, for he is good: for his mercy endureth for ever.
                      2 Let the redeemed of the Lord say so, whom he hath redeemed from the hand of the enemy;
                      3 And gathered them out of the lands, from the east, and from the west, from the north, and from the south.

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                      • #41
                        Re: God Bless Paula Deen

                        Originally posted by YoungWhiteChristian View Post
                        . I on the other hand have all of the time in the world.
                        How is the trailer park these days?
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                        • #42
                          Re: God Bless Paula Deen

                          Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                          How is the trailer park these days?
                          The trailer parks are hopefully being destroyed by another one of God's tornadoes. It is a Glorious day in suburbia though, albeit a bit hot. I'll probably walk down to the beach later and preach The Word.
                          Psalm 107
                          1 O give thanks unto the Lord, for he is good: for his mercy endureth for ever.
                          2 Let the redeemed of the Lord say so, whom he hath redeemed from the hand of the enemy;
                          3 And gathered them out of the lands, from the east, and from the west, from the north, and from the south.

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                          • #43
                            Re: God Bless Paula Deen

                            Paula Deen has found a key ingredient to bringing some sizzle back to her career — a cash infusion worth at least $75 million from a private investment firm.

                            The Savannah-based celebrity cook announced Wednesday that she's launched an umbrella company that will oversee her restaurants, cookbooks, product endorsements and other remaining slices of her media empire. The new company, called Paula Deen Ventures, said private-equity firm Najafi Companies is investing $75 million to $100 million to help Deen make a comeback.
                            We knew this day would come. Clearly Paula's come back is the will of God. Liberals can disagree, but Gods word is final. As she has been rewarded for her righteousness.
                            Flee from sexual immorality. Every other sin a person commits is outside the body, but the sexually immoral person sins against his own body.

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                            • #44
                              Re: God Bless Paula Deen

                              I love Paula Deen!, she is one of my examples to follow.

                              Thanks to this blessed woman, I can cook very tasty for my husband (if I put a little butter to all my dishes), sometimes my husband is so pleased with the recipes of Mrs. Deen, even he gives me permission go out with my friends sometimes.

                              The media have been very unfair to her; she just proposed to give a special style to the servants. She even says: "They Were professional black men doing a fabulous job." Media just want to confuse people

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                              • #45
                                Re: God Bless Paula Deen

                                It also represents an era of oppression and apartheid against the black race.

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