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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
08-16-2014, 12:13 PM
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Looks like a mongoloid race-mixer if you ask me.
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She could well have been, Pastor. We all know how the Star Dreck series glorified interplanetary miscegenation.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
08-24-2014, 10:25 PM
Jesus has sent another limp-wristed atheist Irish homer to hell on this day. Shout GLORY!
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Oscar-winning British film director Richard Attenborough has died at the age of 90, his son has said.
Lord Attenborough was one of Britain's leading actors, before becoming a highly successful director.
In a career that spanned six decades, he appeared in films including Brighton Rock, World War Two prisoner of war thriller The Great Escape and later in dinosaur blockbuster Jurassic Park.
As a director he was perhaps best known for Gandhi, which won him two Oscars.
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
08-25-2014, 05:39 AM
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This makes me think how miraculous is LORD's LOVE!!!
This one was whole his life going towards . God - in His great love - punished him: he lost his daughter and granddaughter in tsunami. This is how God tried to stop him, make him think. God killed children, like in Babel:
Ps 137:8-9
This is love. How many of us have sinful children? How many of us have prayed God to give something, some difficulties, which makes that child to think the way of his life? And then God answers: for example his son dies. That makes child repent, that makes him to find LORD!!!
LORD is miraculous!!!
But it did not help in Attenborough's case. This one did not make turn. He did not repent. He continued that what he himself thought, was "good life".
Ps 73:1-28
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
08-28-2014, 08:58 PM
Satan is getting very excited over the prospect of Joan Rivers
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NEW YORK - Acerbic comedian and fashion critic Joan Rivers was rushed to Mount Sinai Hospital in New York on Thursday after she reportedly stopped breathing during surgery on her vocal chords at a nearby clinic, the hospital said.
Mount Sinai gave no details on the condition of the 81-year-old Brooklyn-born celebrity but said it would provide an update as it becomes available.
Ken Baker, an entertainment journalist at E! News, which features Rivers as host of its show "Fashion Police," said on his Twitter account that Rivers was in stable condition.
"Her family wants to thank everybody for their outpouring of love and support," said hospital spokesman Sid Dinsay in a statement.
One of America's best-known comedians, Rivers is considered a pioneer for women in stand-up comedy.
New York City Fire Department spokesman Jim Long said a patient reported to be in cardiac arrest had been taken from Yorkville Endoscopy to Mount Sinai by emergency workers responding to the call at 9:40 a.m. (1340 GMT).
Long declined to name the patient due to privacy concerns, but the NBC television affiliate in New York said it was Rivers and that she had stopped breathing during a procedure on her vocal chords.
Representatives for Rivers did not immediately return calls or emails, and a representative for her daughter, Melissa Rivers, declined to comment.
A representative for E! could not immediately be reached for comment.
Rivers' peers in the 1960s comedy club scene of New York's Greenwich Village included Bill Cosby, Richard Pryor, Woody Allen and George Carlin, but she said she never felt like she was part of their clique.
In 1983, she earned one of the biggest gigs in the business when "The Tonight Show" host, the late Johnny Carson, crowned her as his regular guest host.
Her brash and self-deprecating routine found new life on the awards show circuit and in recent years she trained her biting wit and profanity-laced comment on the fashion faux pas of Hollywood's celebrities.
In an age of political correctness, Rivers' no-holds-barred style has stood out in the crowded world of celebrity TV, as has her ability to make fun of herself, including her penchant for plastic surgery.
Aside from her role on "Fashion Police," she has in recent years starred alongside her daughter in the WE TV reality show "Joan & Melissa: Joan Knows Best?"
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
08-28-2014, 09:02 PM
She crossed the LORD one too many times! Let this be fair warning to the perverts out there who think God isn't watching, keeping score. Soon Satan will make her regret every moment she denied Jesus' Perfect and Undeniable Love, over and over and over and over!
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
08-28-2014, 11:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Mother Of Seven
Joan Rivers was rushed to Mount Sinai Hospital in New York on Thursday after she reportedly stopped breathing during surgery on her vocal chords at a nearby clinic...
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OMG...did America take up a petition to have them REMOVED??
Maybe there's hope for this country yet!
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
08-29-2014, 12:08 AM
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Originally Posted by Mother Of Seven
Satan is getting very excited over the prospect of Joan Rivers
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So, Satan has called his favorite sapphist home. The she devils will be howling in joy and welcome with the news!
1 Chronicles 16:15
Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.
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Senior Pastor Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™ Always Biblically correct
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
08-29-2014, 12:08 PM
The Elect of God will get to watch her try unsuccessfully to nip and tuck her way out of the lake of fire.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
08-31-2014, 02:56 AM
Hopefully she'll suffocate under all that plastic surgery.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
09-02-2014, 02:36 PM
Jimi Jamisom, demonized 80's rock singer dead at 63.
If you go to 1:26 you can clearly see his man bits in his tight red leather pants.
http://loudwire.com/survivor-singer-...mison-dead-63/
ENJOY , Jimi! Satan and his demons will like your man bits and your red leather pants.
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Senior Pastor Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™ Always Biblically correct
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
09-03-2014, 09:24 PM
Despite whatever lies may be circulating on Facebook, fag-enabling, New-Agey uppity female Betty White is not dead yet. Let's be in agreement that it will be soon, though.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
09-04-2014, 06:54 PM
2 Timothy 3:16
All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
09-04-2014, 07:14 PM
How many times is Joan Rivers going to die before she stays dead? This has to be demon possession plain and simple!
1 Chronicles 16:15
Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
09-04-2014, 07:16 PM
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Praise Jesus our loving savior finally sanctioned the kill on Rivers! Eighty one years that horrible woman has mocked god with her little comedy skits in such abominations as the Tonight Show, the Hellywood Squares and the Carol Burnet show. Christ does not like gravely voiced women! F
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Senior Pastor Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™ Always Biblically correct
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
09-04-2014, 07:28 PM
Now the plastic-faced entertaineress will get to end her routine with "Thank you. I'll be here all week — all eternity, actually."
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
09-04-2014, 08:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Isaac Peters
Now the plastic-faced entertaineress will get to end her routine with "Thank you. I'll be here all week — all eternity, actually."
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Is this the joos idea of Hell? Bad comedians at a cheap dinner theater?
1 Chronicles 16:15
Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
09-04-2014, 08:18 PM
Thanks baby JESUS!!!! Finally that collagen injected freak jew BITCH is burning in
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
09-04-2014, 08:32 PM
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Thanks baby JESUS!!!! Finally that collagen injected freak jew BITCH is burning in
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With all that plastic, she's probably just melting.
2 Timothy 3:16
All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:
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Senior Pastor Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™ Always Biblically correct
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Location: 13706 Levite's Sojourn Terr., Gibeah Hill, Freehold, Iowa
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
09-04-2014, 09:21 PM
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
09-10-2014, 10:18 PM
Dear Lord Pastor Peters! What IS that thing? Is she being reused for foreskin restoration?
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