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Default Advice needed on modest clothing! - 05-02-2016, 12:29 AM

Dears Sisters of our Lord: When I became Saved I immediately began to wear the humble and modest clothing of us women as best I can. My skirts are black and to the top of my foot. However, my parents are Unsaved and sinful atheists, so I am not sure if there are other skirt colors that are modest. I definitely don't want to look anything more than subservient abd humble. Right now I stick with black, but I would appreciate advice on other modest colors. Forgive my lack of knowledge. Thank you and Praise the Lord.
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Default Re: Advice needed on modest clothing! - 05-02-2016, 01:54 AM

There's no reason to dress like a crash-o-lyck nun, dear, black from head to foot. I find denim jumpers to be practical and easy to clean, but a nice, bright, floral arrangement certainly brightens a room!





This snappy Keeper of the Home (Titus 2:5) creates a veritable garden of modest delight any time she brings her daughters out in public.




Michelle Duggar catapulted her husband's political career with her sewing savvy, and cheerful, bright colors.





This lady shows she takes the Word seriously and eats fat until she's full (Ezekiel 39:18-19). No doubt she drinks blood until she is drunk as well.
Surely she puts her trust in the LORD (Proverbs 28:25), and so chooses an outfit that compliments her cheerful countenance.


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Default Re: Advice needed on modest clothing! - 05-02-2016, 09:45 PM

Thank you so much Sister! I really appreciate your guidance. Praise the Lord!
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Default Re: Advice needed on modest clothing! - 05-04-2016, 10:39 AM

This is the kind of Christian casual wear I expect to see on a Modest True Christian™ woman (minus the gaudy makeup, of course).

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Jesus Re: Advice needed on modest clothing! - 05-06-2016, 07:40 PM

This is really helpful ... but I love wearing shorten dresses, and my daddy says its ok. So surely knee length is ok?
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This is really helpful ... but I love wearing shorten dresses, and my daddy says its ok. So surely knee length is ok?
Can't a pastor do something about this mouthy slut and her flapping gums? Chinamen clearly make the most dreadful fathers.



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This is really helpful ... but I love wearing shorten dresses, and my daddy says its ok. So surely knee length is ok?
Darling, clothing that short is asking to get raped. My outfits are always properly long, and closer to my ankle than above my knee. Do you really want to be seen as a harlot, or a woman attempting to attract a good Christian husband?


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Jesus' eternal love Re: Advice needed on modest clothing! - 06-15-2016, 04:46 AM

Amen on modesty, ladies.

My mom is a petite woman who has never worn sleeveless shirts OR pants. She always wears long skirts, year round. She doesn't swim and has never owned a swimming suit. FACTS.

My dad did well in selecting my mom. xox


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Amen on modesty, ladies.

My mom is a petite woman who has never worn sleeveless shirts OR pants. She always wears long skirts, year round. She doesn't swim and has never owned a swimming suit. FACTS.

My dad did well in selecting my mom. xox
I'm pleased my dear, that your mother has never worn sleeveless pants. Actually, I'm still trying to figure out what they may be.


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Default Re: Advice needed on modest clothing! - 07-12-2016, 02:35 AM

Achaia, there is no reason to dress like a harlot. A woman can never go wrong wearing a good old-fashioned prairie dress! All the women in Phoenix, myself and Alice included, wear them every day, and they are positively lovely.


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I'm pleased my dear, that your mother has never worn sleeveless pants. Actually, I'm still trying to figure out what they may be.
Funny play on words, Brother Jim. Thanks for the humor.

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