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Default Re: Things that cause homosexuality: - 01-10-2010, 05:07 AM

How do you even know who wrote this book, or what you call the Bible? It could have been someone who was bored with their time and made a book of rules, and whose to say we must absolutely follow them? The U.S. has rules, which we must follow, but we disobey all the time, and we get punishments, but would someone actually be killed for speeding?

Think for a second, you could all be following some made up rules, no? How can you absolutely prove that it's real? Before you go saying "because it says so in the Bible," give me some actual proof.
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Default Re: Things that cause homosexuality: - 01-10-2010, 05:16 AM

We know homosexuality is clearly a choice because the Bible says so.

Romans 1:26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
Romans 1:27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.

Jude 1:7 Even as Sodom and Gomorrha, and the cities about them in like manner, giving themselves over to fornication, and going after strange flesh, are set forth for an example, suffering the vengeance of eternal fire.


Notice how choice is explicit in these Bible verses. In Romans, Paul mentions that women changed their natural use, i.e., a woman's nature is to be attracted to her husband and bear his children. The women chose to rebel against that and became militant lesbians. As well, the men also chose to be sinful queers.

In the Jude verse, the cities of Sodom and Gomorrha are referred to (you know the famous cities full of homosexuals, hence "sodomy"?) and they are said to have "giv[en] themselves over" to fornication and homosexuality ("strange flesh"). Again, another reference to choice.

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Default Re: Things that cause homosexuality: - 01-10-2010, 05:35 AM

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How do you even know who wrote this book, or what you call the Bible?
God wrote it. Or rather: God dictated it. It is not our job to question God, but to understand God.

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but would someone actually be killed for speeding?
People don't get killed for speeding, but because of speeding. I can cite you secular facts if you don't believe that speeding and fatal accidents are correlated.

Similarly, people don't go to Hell because God wants them to go to Hell, they go there because they choose to do so. We just stand by in shock why anyone would make such a horrible choice.
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Default Re: Things that cause homosexuality: - 01-10-2010, 06:22 AM

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Did all straight men in the world decide that they would be straight\
Yes, we did.
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Default Re: Things that cause homosexuality: - 01-11-2010, 03:29 PM

^I'm sure you over time, for maybe a week or so, sat down and decided that you were going to like woman. It's mind boggling, Congrats on your heterosexuality!
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Default Re: Things that cause homosexuality: - 01-11-2010, 03:44 PM

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^I'm sure you over time, for maybe a week or so, sat down and decided that you were going to like woman. It's mind boggling, Congrats on your heterosexuality!
No, we decided we liked God (not in the sexual sense, you pervert). The rest flows from there.
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Default Re: Things that cause homosexuality: - 01-11-2010, 03:47 PM

^Where in that, did I ever mention you liking God in a sexual way, please, show me, I need to know this, my life depends on it. You people don't understand, being a homersexual is not a decision, sure a book tells you it is, but can you really think that it's like deciding between two brands of pop. Everyone likes coke, but I think I'll be damned to hell on purpose and go with Pepsi. It's honestly pure insanity.
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Default Re: Things that cause homosexuality: - 01-11-2010, 04:19 PM

If you love God, you will make the right choice.

How can you trust a person who chooses to go to Hell forever to make the right choices in any other matter? If they do so, it is only by accident. Someone who chooses to go to Heaven will also choose not to be Homersexual.

They may of course have some predefined preference. But if women act dominantly like men, it is only natural that a man can no longer see the difference between a man and a woman. This is why a strong father figure is an absolute must.
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Default Re: Things that cause homosexuality: - 01-11-2010, 04:29 PM

Why would someone choose to be damned to hell themselves, and how is it by accident? You make absolutely no sense.
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Default Re: Things that cause homosexuality: - 01-11-2010, 05:06 PM

From my experiences (Not personal, but from rebuking the vile and the damned):

1. Dancing
2. Singing in high octaves
3. Jeans hugging the ankles
4. Using any position during intercourse other than missionary
5. Toiling on the Sabbath
6. Athletic competition in which there is physical contact
7. Robert Evans (He is just a handsome man that should not be gandered at for too long)
8. Leaping over puddles of water
9. Opening doors for other men
10. Cotton candy
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Why would someone choose to be damned to hell themselves, and how is it by accident? You make absolutely no sense.
Tell me, do you accept Jesus Christ as your Savior and the KJV 1611 Bible as God's only authorized Word.

There is a choice right in front of you.

If you say "no" to this opportunity, then you have your answer.
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Default Re: Things that cause homosexuality: - 01-11-2010, 08:58 PM

How can you compare the choice to look at a book, versus "deciding" you're sexuality (which is what everyone does according to you)? That's bonkers if you ask me.
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Default Re: Things that cause homosexuality: - 01-11-2010, 09:04 PM

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How can you compare the choice to look at a book, versus "deciding" you're sexuality (which is what everyone does according to you)? That's bonkers if you ask me.
I find it disconcerting that you are so intoxicated with the issue of homosexuality and that you take your name from a man who is involved in such activity as THIS.
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Default Re: Things that cause homosexuality: - 01-11-2010, 09:16 PM

I'm sure my mom picked up a bottled of PaulMitchell & decided to name me after a hair product company... & I'm so involved with the issue of homersexuality because I am a homersexual. The hurtful, horrifying things you say about people you know nothing about astounds me. You think we decided to be shunned by our peers and decided to be this way to live a harder life than the rest of you "normal" people.

I know I can't change any of your minds, because they're ovbiously already set in stone, but you people are the reason people thing Christians are so closed-minded. Nobody matters but yourselves, and it's sad to watch, hear, and listen to.
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Default Re: Things that cause homosexuality: - 01-11-2010, 10:44 PM

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you're sexuality
I am not sexuality.

But truth be told, often it is not entirely the choice of an individual. It is because they had bad role models while growing up, i.e. a dominant mother or a submissive father.

That is why we should not treat homersexuals with contempt. After all, they may have suffered many years of what constitutes as child abuse (i.e. bad parenting).
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because they're ovbiously already set in stone,
They are set in the Bible. The Bible is not made out of stone.

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but you people are the reason people thing Christians are so closed-minded.
And yet as time goes on, secular science slowly but surely discovers an ever growing portion of the Bible to be absolutely true. We are just ahead of the curve.
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I'm sure my mom picked up a bottled of PaulMitchell & decided to name me after a hair product company... & I'm so involved with the issue of homersexuality because I am a homersexual. The hurtful, horrifying things you say about people you know nothing about astounds me. You think we decided to be shunned by our peers and decided to be this way to live a harder life than the rest of you "normal" people.

I know I can't change any of your minds, because they're ovbiously already set in stone, but you people are the reason people thing Christians are so closed-minded. Nobody matters but yourselves, and it's sad to watch, hear, and listen to.
Don't come in here queering it up on God's favorite forum, nancy! You're an abomination according to God. I didn't make that up! God did!!

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Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

Lev.20:13
If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

Rom.1:26-27
For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature. And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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They are set in the Bible. The Bible is not made out of stone.
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Don't come in here queering it up on God's favorite forum, nancy! You're an abomination according to God. I didn't make that up! God did!!
I'm not "queering it up," and if I remember correctly, this was a forum, God didn't create this forum. Also, why is someone shunned for having an opinion, that's ridiculous.
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Default Re: Things that cause homosexuality: - 01-12-2010, 08:28 AM

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I'm not "queering it up," and if I remember correctly, this was a forum, God didn't create this forum.
But we do pay for it, so we are the ultimate authority here friend. If you are unhappy with the things we say, simply stop reading them.

Or you could stay, learn the truth, and turn your life over to a loving God and His Son Jesus. The truth is often hard to swallow at first. I should know, as I was once as lost as you are now. But I swallowed Jesus' love and now I am filled to the brim with faith! Glory!


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I'm not "queering it up," and if I remember correctly, this was a forum, God didn't create this forum. Also, why is someone shunned for having an opinion, that's ridiculous.
While the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.


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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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