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Default Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! - 12-12-2011, 06:16 AM

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I'm not here to troll or anything like that I'm just here to state my views of God. I do not encourage homosexuality although I do recognize that it is out there. I just believe that if you show kindness to other people they are more likely to return the kindness instead of these sort of flame wars that some of these posts have turned into. Although my believes in the way that god's will should be spread may be different in the end we still love the same god and know that he loves us in return for our devotion to his will. I'm sorry if you disagree with my views but all I ask is to remember that we are not perfect and to show some empathy to those who are still journeying down the path of salvation like we all once were.
Queers don't love God or they wouldn't be queers.

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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! - 12-12-2011, 08:54 PM

LOLOLOLOLOL this is HALARIOUS! I REALLY hope you guys are just making a joke of this, and don't think that SKITTLES, of all things, is in some way perverted. Cause it's not. Now THINKING that it's perverted, THAT'S perverted. Not the skittles. Thinking it is is just halarious and shows that you are immature when it comes to analyzing what is appropriate and what is not.
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LOLOLOLOLOL this is HALARIOUS! I REALLY hope you guys are just making a joke of this, and don't think that SKITTLES, of all things, is in some way perverted. Cause it's not. Now THINKING that it's perverted, THAT'S perverted. Not the skittles. Thinking it is is just halarious and shows that you are immature when it comes to analyzing what is appropriate and what is not.
Young lady, your rant shows EXACTLY the effect these menaces to society have. You little kids think it is all fun and games until the reality of life slaps you in the face and you find yourself having to answer to God.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! - 12-13-2011, 04:24 PM

Thank you brother Bob, for opening my eyes! A maid had brought her little kid with her, since she couldn't find a sitter, and there he was, eating skittles on the floor.

We told her to teach him a lesson about how God thinks about homers, and otherwise she would be fired faster than you could say "Leviticus".

In the end, she even cried tears of joy while "correcting" him!

"He that spareth his rod hateth his son: But he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes." (Proverbs 13:24)

When he's able to walk around again, I'm sure it won't be with any skittles in his hand anymore. Hallelujah!


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Default Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! - 12-14-2011, 01:15 AM

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LOLOLOLOLOL this is HALARIOUS! I REALLY hope you guys are just making a joke of this, and don't think that SKITTLES, of all things, is in some way perverted. Cause it's not. Now THINKING that it's perverted, THAT'S perverted. Not the skittles. Thinking it is is just halarious and shows that you are immature when it comes to analyzing what is appropriate and what is not.
This is no laughing matter harlot scum. My wife wound up with a broken nose after my son came home with a bag of skittles. You need a loving husband's guiding hand to teach your tiny woman mind.
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Default Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! - 12-14-2011, 09:31 AM

I caught my daughter eating them once, and I confiscated them because at our Christian household we dont use anything manufactured by no-good-doers overseas. I had no idea, of course, about all of this. Are skittles only gay if guys eat them, or do these cursed confectionary work both ways.
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I caught my daughter eating them once, and I confiscated them because at our Christian household we dont use anything manufactured by no-good-doers overseas. I had no idea, of course, about all of this. Are skittles only gay if guys eat them, or do these cursed confectionary work both ways.
Your daughter may as well have been eating them from a girls crotch
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Default Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! - 12-29-2011, 01:39 PM

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This makes me aroused.
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Default Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! - 12-29-2011, 04:11 PM

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Exclamation Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! - 12-29-2011, 06:09 PM

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Oh baby wouldn't you join me?
Son, this is not a place for you to 'cruise chicks'. We are here to discuss Christian values and timely topics affecting todays morally conscious decent pure people.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! - 12-29-2011, 07:26 PM

They should replace those fruity, homosexual, devil's candy with some of this



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Since there is no money in Hell, you'll clearly be out of a job.



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Default Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! - 01-01-2012, 11:58 PM

Sick. For way too long, I've had to suffer with the existence of Skittles for far too long and I really wish more people had the courage to stand up and demand that these obscene, sodomy-promoting "candies" be collectively taken outside and burned. You think Jesus approves of their sin just because they never ever mention sodomy or homosexuality? Newsflash: there's a reason sodomites are called fruity! I don't need to have the graphic details to know when I'm being assaulted with the radical sodomite agenda!
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Default Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! - 01-04-2012, 01:30 PM

Skittles? Gay?

Does everything related to the colours of the rainbow have to be gay?

First you say Rainbow Dash and now Skittles, and all because they are the colours of the rainbow.

Didn't god MAKE rainbows?

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Skittles? Gay?

Does everything related to the colours of the rainbow have to be gay?

First you say Rainbow Dash and now Skittles, and all because they are the colours of the rainbow.

Didn't god MAKE rainbows?

God creates also evil things:
Isaiah 45:7: I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.

The Lord in His infallible wisdom created rainbows to test us, since He knew that gays would corrupt it. Now weak-willed Christians should avoid anything even remotely similar to rainbows, or they may be overcome by a horrendous desire of fisting another man in his rectum.


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Default Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! - 01-12-2012, 08:21 AM

This is the single funniest forum I have ever read. You can't be serious.

I'll go ahead and post this here too before I get banned or some shit.

This is where I draw the line. And go ahead and ban me or whatever you want to do now. I've been browsing through, asking questions and whatnot, and I find it all very interesting and enlightening. But right here is where I draw the line.

I cannot stand seeing all the hatred directed toward the LGBT community. It's disgusting to see people hating each other (in the name of the Bible which, BY THE WAY WAS WRITTEN BY MAN, not God. No big hand came down from the clouds with a friggin Sharpie and wrote the Bible. No, MAN wrote it) over something as petty as sexuality. What the world right now needs more than anything is love. Look around you. Love is what we all need, and this is what you're instead spreading through the people: hatred. It's what you're teaching your children, some of which who will one day kill themselves because they can't hide who they are, and you're not accepting of them.

And by the way, don't you hate abortion too? Who has less abortions than homosexuals? You'd think you would find some kind of common ally here.

So yeah, go ahead and ban me, condemn me, do whatever you want, but why don't we try a little bit of humanity in our lives? It'll do the world wonders. Thanks.

I'm not afraid of God, or what will happen to me for saying any of this, because, in all honesty, if God or Jesus hates me for standing up for my fellow human beings and trying to make it so that each and every one of us has the opportunity for a good life, then I don't want anything to do with them in the first place, and I'll take my chances with Satan.
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Default Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! - 01-12-2012, 08:33 AM

AND, it's not even the fact that you think homosexuality is a sin, because okay whatever believe whatever you want, it's the blatant prejudice and HATE, so much hatred, that comes with it.

Just wanted to point that out. I could not give less than a piffle what you believe, because that's your opinion, and your beliefs, and you have a right to them, what what you do not have a right to is harming other people or making fun of other people, or making up lies about other people, based on your belief. THAT, my friends, is where the line is crossed.

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Default Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! - 01-12-2012, 08:41 AM

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AND, it's not even the fact that you think homosexuality is a sin, because okay whatever believe whatever you want, it's the blatant prejudice and HATE, so much hatred, that comes with it.

Just wanted to point that out. I could not give less than a piffle what you believe, because that's your opinion, and your beliefs, and you have a right to them, what what you do not have a right to is harming other people or making fun of other people, or making up lies about other people, based on your belief. THAT, my friends, is where the line is crossed.

NO H8.
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Luke 14:26 If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.

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