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Plaster falls from the roof of St. Peter Basilica: We are close to the end times! -
03-30-2018, 07:53 PM
Citizens of America, i'm here to inform you that we have received a sign of the end times. In Vatican City, St. Peter Basilica, after Eugenio Scalfari faked an interview with Pope Francis, a plaster has fallen from the roof of Vatican. Thankfully, no Christian was harmed by that. But this is clearly a sign: a sign from the end times. The fact that a piece of the St. Peter Basilica has fallen it means one thing: Vatican City will crumble very soon. And that would mean that when Vatican City will be destroyed, it will be the beginning of everything that is written in the Book of Revelation. I'm pretty sure that it is that way because Mohammedians also believes that the end times will begin when Kaaba will be destroyed. Every true Soldier of Christ shall be prepared because it's clear that we'll be fightning the tenth and final Crusade. Deus Vult.
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Re: Plaster falls from the roof of St. Peter Basilica: We are close to the end times! -
03-30-2018, 10:06 PM
It's probably the Spiritual Whip of Christ cleaning the Proverbial Temple again.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Plaster falls from the roof of St. Peter Basilica: We are close to the end times! -
03-30-2018, 10:34 PM
Duh. Every Bible-believin' Christian knows that the Dome of The Rock Muslim mosque thing has to fall (or be torn) down to ring in the End Times so that the Temple can be rebuilt.
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Re: Plaster falls from the roof of St. Peter Basilica: We are close to the end times! -
03-30-2018, 10:44 PM
I know! To think they worship a rock! They do have a funny way of showing "respect" to God - no idea where the allah is supposed to be but the end result is that God gets a bird's eye view of something He's definitely not interested in.
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we'll be fightning the tenth and final Crusade. Deus Vult.
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I'm not sure what you think a crusade is but haven't your popes been running around kissing korans recently? Or actually for some time?
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Re: Plaster falls from the roof of St. Peter Basilica: We are close to the end times! -
03-31-2018, 01:33 AM
There is so much Catholic nonsense about building Jesus' church "on a rock", etc etc. Now we see the "rock" has a ceiling that is falling in.
You can blame be for being a little prejudice, but I believe Jesus meant for His real church to be located right here in Freehold. It's been here for a long, long time and the roof in not falling, no rain is leaking in.
When the ceiling falls in God is sending a message that the real church is not located there.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Plaster falls from the roof of St. Peter Basilica: We are close to the end times! -
03-31-2018, 03:15 AM
A day before we celebrate Jesus being nailed up on the Cross to die temporarily for our sins so that we can avoid Hell and go to Heaven the pope announces that "There Is No Hell".
The very least that Jesus would do is give us a sign - like a Vatican roof caving in.
While we attempt to follow the latest pronouncements of Satan's headquarters here on earth so you don't have to, we've had to wait to cover this latest story while it unfolds. What we suspect happened here is that it wasn't supposed to get out and was "leaked" by some atheist co-conspirators. Of course the "Vatican" is denying everything - just like a bunch of corrupt politicians.
In the wider scheme of things what would you expect from a pope that approves homers, allows wafers to adulterers and sinners, and refuses to excommunicate baby killers. What's next? Look for the pope to pronounce that "there is no God".
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Pope Francis: 'There Is No Hell'
By Michael W. Chapman | March 29, 2018 | 10:45 AM EDT
* This story has been updated to include a statement from the Vatican (below).
In another interview with his longtime atheist friend, Eugenio Scalfari, Pope Francis claims that Hell does not exist and that condemned souls just "disappear." This is a denial of the 2,000-year-old teaching of the Catholic Church about the reality of Hell and the eternal existence of the soul.
The interview between Scalfari and the Pope was published March 28, 2018 in La Repubblica. The relevant section on Hell was translated by the highly respected web log, Rorate Caeli.
The interview is headlined, "The Pope: It is an honor to be called revolutionary." (Il Papa: “È un onore essere chiamato rivoluzionario.")
Scalfari says to the Pope, "Your Holiness, in our previous meeting you told me that our species will disappear in a certain moment and that God, still out of his creative force, will create new species. You have never spoken to me about the souls who died in sin and will go to hell to suffer it for eternity. You have however spoken to me of good souls, admitted to the contemplation of God. But what about bad souls? Where are they punished?"
Pope Francis says, "They are not punished, those who repent obtain the forgiveness of God and enter the rank of souls who contemplate him, but those who do not repent and cannot therefore be forgiven disappear. There is no hell, there is the disappearance of sinful souls."
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* In a statement released on Mar. 29, after Scalfari's report garnered worldwide attention, the Vatican said:
"The Holy Father Francis recently received the founder of the newspaper La Repubblica in a private meeting on the occasion of Easter, without however giving him any interviews. What is reported by the author in today’s article (in La Repubblica) is the result of his reconstruction, in which the textual words pronounced by the Pope are not quoted. No quotation of the aforementioned article must therefore be considered as a faithful transcription of the words of the Holy Father."
https://www.cnsnews.com/blog/michael...-there-no-hell
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Re: Plaster falls from the roof of St. Peter Basilica: We are close to the end times! -
03-31-2018, 10:03 AM
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...Every true Soldier of Christ shall be prepared because it's clear that we'll be fighting the tenth and final Crusade. Deus Vult.
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WE? As someone else once asked "How many divisions has the Pope got?"
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Re: Plaster falls from the roof of St. Peter Basilica: We are close to the end times! -
03-31-2018, 10:18 AM
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WE? As someone else once asked "How many divisions has the Pope got?"
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If I used the word "cleft" hopefully no-one would mistakenly assume I was referring to his palate..
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Re: Plaster falls from the roof of St. Peter Basilica: We are close to the end times! -
03-31-2018, 11:07 AM
Cleft tongue, more like! The Serpent of Rome, smugly coiled around the Seven Hills!
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Re: Plaster falls from the roof of St. Peter Basilica: We are close to the end times! -
03-31-2018, 12:18 PM
Catholics prefer lies.
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Re: Plaster falls from the roof of St. Peter Basilica: We are close to the end times! -
03-31-2018, 03:27 PM
It goes to show no amount of plaster surgery can hide the true ugly face of the Catholic church! Eventually it all cakes away and reveals all.
2 Cor. 11:14-15
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Re: Plaster falls from the roof of St. Peter Basilica: We are close to the end times! -
03-31-2018, 07:51 PM
I am completely appalled that the Vicar of Christ, the Holy Father in Rome, would deny the existence of Hell. For His Holiness to say such a thing shakes me to the core of my former Catholicity. I immediately notified my papist parents of this. Sadly, they reminded me that when the pontiff speaks of matters of faith, he is infallible.
I told them that was a pile of what comes out the end of the horses which I daily labor upon. It is a nasty part of being a certified equine gnathologist, but being a handsome, well-built, young and intelligent professional, I can handle it.
No Hell? You might as well say there is no God. Where else is He going to punish people forever who don't do everything He says? The answer is in the HOLY BIBLE, as always. Hell exists, and a whole lot of Catholics, Muslims, and hippies are going to find themselves there. It will all be clear to them when the devil is enjoying s-e-x with them in the inferno that is the Lake that Burns with Everlasting Fire™.
Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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Re: Plaster falls from the roof of St. Peter Basilica: We are close to the end times! -
03-31-2018, 09:36 PM
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...the Vicar of Christ, the Holy Father in Rome... His Holiness...
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Oh my dearest Brother Larry! The April Fool's Day hasn't started yet and you already made me laugh!
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Re: Plaster falls from the roof of St. Peter Basilica: We are close to the end times! -
03-31-2018, 10:23 PM
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Oh my dearest Brother Larry! The April Fool's Day hasn't started yet and you already made me laugh!
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I'd exercise caution
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…the end of the horses which I daily labor upon…
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Gnathology involves one quite specific region of the alimentary canal, as I've had explained to me by an expert, but even experts can get on the sauce and in the case of fruit punch served during "holiday" weekends the ingredients are not always stated clearly. People often hallucinate childhood images in Larry's case papist themes I say often because pastel-hued spirals exuding from attractive friends is also an option but in either case unpredictability results which in Larry's case could get very unpredictable indeed. Especially if those spirals become vivid!
I'm not suggesting he's had anything ..er ..spiced up ..there's an awful lot of heathens around who'll try anything for a laugh perhaps I should see if he's OK
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Re: Plaster falls from the roof of St. Peter Basilica: We are close to the end times! -
04-01-2018, 01:56 AM
Leave it to the two of you to recognize my sarcasm.
My post in reality should have said UNHOLY Freak instead of Holy Father. I gagged when I wrote the original post. Likewise, vicar of Christ should have been written as ENEMY of Christ. Finally, his UNHOLINESS is the more appropriate term for this fraudulent hypocrite, whose lies have pleased the devil. Yes, satan laughs when he hears things that might attract souls to catholicism. Infallible? Infallible? Patooey, I say. Double patooey! (Sorry for the strong language)
JESUS WINS IN THE END. This brings us unspeakable hope as we await our crowns of victory, which we will cast at His Feet come the Glory. I am not going to aim them right at the Foot, of course, because being a strong, athletic and exceptionally durable young man, I do not wish to harm the feet of the Man who trod the path to Cavalry so many years ago last Friday but who is scheduled to arise on Sunday morning. GLORY!
Low in the grave He lay, Jesus, my Savior
Waiting the coming day, Jesus my Lord.
Up from the grave He arose, with a mighty triumph o'er His foes!
He arose a victor from the dark domain and He lives forever with His saints to reign.
He arose! He arose! HALLELUJAH! Christ arose!
Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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Re: Plaster falls from the roof of St. Peter Basilica: We are close to the end times! -
04-01-2018, 03:35 AM
That is a lovely hymn.
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