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Default Re: First Monthly - 01-05-2015, 12:41 AM

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Very truthful. I am eternally grateful to our Sweet , for making us feeble women pay our debt not in one big lump sum, but in easy monthly payments (sometimes deferred for nine months, but then paid with appropriate interest during childbirth).
Basilissa, What a wonderful way to explain it with modern terms!


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I'm sorry. I don't understand the reference to the plastic part then.


I'm so sorry...my stupid feeble female mind went off track. Again. I pray you will find it in your heart to forgive me Matthew 6:14-15.


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Default Re: First Monthly - 01-09-2015, 04:52 PM

Oh my, your huts are beautiful, ladies!

I don't have a picture of it, but my menstra hut is a small, 5-roomed cabin. It has a kitchen with an oven and a stove, a sink, a few cabinets for pots and pans, and a refrigerator and freezer. The freezer holds leftover food from my previous times in the hut, and the fridge and one cabinet hold enough food and seasonings for a few days' worth of breakfast, lunch, and dinner (the food in the freezer is eaten first and any leftovers from later in the week get frozen). There is also a full bathroom, a small bedroom with a bed, nightstand, and closet, and a very small "dining room" that has just enough room for a table and chair. There is also a small sunroom where I sew, read my Bible, wash and dry the clothes that I wear when I'm in my hut, and store my cleaning supplies. There is running water and electricity in all the rooms, but no heat because my father doesn't think I need or deserve it. It has a small fenced-in yard and a well for me to draw the water that I use to wash my clothes.

If I can find a picture of something that looks like my hut, I'll post it.


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Default Re: First Monthly - 01-10-2015, 12:07 AM

I accidentally visited this thread.

Whose idea was it to allow women to learn how to read and write?


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Whose idea was it to allow women to learn how to read and write?
I think it was some maverick homer who thought it'd be funny to set the Godly tradition of female illiteracy on it's ear.
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Whose idea was it to allow women to learn how to read and write?

Why women can't learn too? I'm a girl and in my school I had high grades almost everytime, and believe me, nobody felt there was something weird about that, in fact, I was always congratulated by my teachers
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Why women can't learn too? I'm a girl and in my school I had high grades almost everytime, and believe me, nobody felt there was something weird about that, in fact, I was always congratulated by my teachers
That's all very well in the secular world. Yet, you don't have God, making it ALL NULL AND VOID! I'm 17, have taken numerous secular AP tests getting 5s on them, and yet I'm a meek, Christian lady. The key to my success and ability to read the lies of Satan -- I have Christ in me and I obey all of the King James Bible! Thus, I am a walking example that all of the women here are always in the kitchen, married at super young ages, barefoot, constantly pregnant (ever heard of menopause?) and uneducated. I spend time outside of the kitchen sewing, cleaning, ect., I have lovely shoes that I wear thanks to my highly generous husband (those glorious black Gucci flats...), I am pregnant (but after marriage, not like those teenage mom sluts), and I will be attending a home-based Christian Bible College this fall. Thus, can't you see, women can be educated, but only through Christ and complete obedience to His teachings! See Revelations 14:12!

Yours in Christ (who you have not accepted yet!)
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That's all very well in the secular world. Yet, you don't have God, making it ALL NULL AND VOID! I'm 17, have taken numerous secular AP tests getting 5s on them, and yet I'm a meek, Christian lady. The key to my success and ability to read the lies of Satan -- I have Christ in me and I obey all of the King James Bible! Thus, I am a walking example that all of the women here are always in the kitchen, married at super young ages, barefoot, constantly pregnant (ever heard of menopause?) and uneducated. I spend time outside of the kitchen sewing, cleaning, ect., I have lovely shoes that I wear thanks to my highly generous husband (those glorious black Gucci flats...), I am pregnant (but after marriage, not like those teenage mom sluts), and I will be attending a home-based Christian Bible College this fall. Thus, can't you see, women can be educated, but only through Christ and complete obedience to His teachings! See Revelations 14:12!

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Very well articulated, for a woman...
Thank you Brother Witch Hammer. I'm slowly learning (well, as fast as possible for a weak-brained woman) from my husband (1 Corinthians 14:34-35) and the other godly men and women at Landover.

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With good reason it is refered to as the "curse", the child should be ashamed, yet you brag about it, , , ,

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With good reason it is refered to as the "curse", the child should be ashamed, yet you brag about it, , , ,

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What nonsense are you speaking of? What child are you speaking of, and what are we bragging about? The only thing I (a Christian lady) brag about is my kind husband and my sweet Savior Jesus Christ! "Sing unto God, sing praises to his name: extol him that rideth upon the heavens by his name, and rejoice before him." Psalm 68:4

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Um, so when you get your period you are banished out of your house? That's what a shower is for, or even feminine products like pads or tampons. There is really no need to be banished because you are unclean. If you had proper hygiene there would be no chance of being dirty. I mean, if you shower and wash yourself and ensure you are properly protected then there is no chance of leaking or being dirty..

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...There is really no need to be banished because you are unclean...
See, that's what you think, and then there's what the Bible says is the Truth™:

Leviticus 15:19-27 "19And if a woman have an issue, and her issue in her flesh be blood, she shall be put apart seven days: and whosoever toucheth her shall be unclean until the even. 20And every thing that she lieth upon in her separation shall be unclean: every thing also that she sitteth upon shall be unclean. 21And whosoever toucheth her bed shall wash his clothes, and bathe himself in water, and be unclean until the even. 22And whosoever toucheth any thing that she sat upon shall wash his clothes, and bathe himself in water, and be unclean until the even. 23And if it be on her bed, or on any thing whereon she sitteth, when he toucheth it, he shall be unclean until the even. 24And if any man lie with her at all, and her flowers be upon him, he shall be unclean seven days; and all the bed whereon he lieth shall be unclean.

25And if a woman have an issue of her blood many days out of the time of her separation, or if it run beyond the time of her separation; all the days of the issue of her uncleanness shall be as the days of her separation: she shall be unclean. 26Every bed whereon she lieth all the days of her issue shall be unto her as the bed of her separation: and whatsoever she sitteth upon shall be unclean, as the uncleanness of her separation. 27And whosoever toucheth those things shall be unclean, and shall wash his clothes, and bathe himself in water, and be unclean until the even."

That's what you'd think, too, if you really were a Christian, instead of just hanging on to a label that does not represent your views.


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Um, so when you get your period you are banished out of your house? That's what a shower is for, or even feminine products like pads or tampons. There is really no need to be banished because you are unclean. If you had proper hygiene there would be no chance of being dirty. I mean, if you shower and wash yourself and ensure you are properly protected then there is no chance of leaking or being dirty..

Are you daft, woman? The cooter is an unclean thing no matter how hard it is scrubbed and no matter how much industrial strength solvent it is irrigated with! Nothing can rid it of it's inherent taint! Stop babbling nonsense and read your Bible!
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Default Re: First Monthly - 02-12-2015, 01:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Serenity Grace View Post
Um, so when you get your period you are banished out of your house? That's what a shower is for, or even feminine products like pads or tampons. There is really no need to be banished because you are unclean. If you had proper hygiene there would be no chance of being dirty. I mean, if you shower and wash yourself and ensure you are properly protected then there is no chance of leaking or being dirty..


Tampons are dirty and Satan's little fingers of fortification and sodomy! Only a harlot would use them; as a Christian lady, I would never touch those things, unless the ladies at church as ransacking the stores and then publicly burning them!


"Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1
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