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12-06-2009, 07:59 PM
According to what I could gather, Macs are gay because of the rainbow symbol. Using your same standards and logic
This picture of Noah is gay. Since you don't judge the inside of the machine, I will not judge what Noah did. Noah must be gay using YOUR logic.
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Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac. -
12-06-2009, 08:14 PM
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According to what I could gather, Macs are gay because of the rainbow symbol. Using your same standards and logic
This picture of Noah is gay. Since you don't judge the inside of the machine, I will not judge what Noah did. Noah must be gay using YOUR logic.
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I don't remember ever seeing that particular picture in a King James Bible
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Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac. -
12-06-2009, 08:18 PM
I know, but for the sake of arguing I will use the standards used by everyone. See how much it offended you when I used your own logic only Twisted it? Doesn't that mean we should all think before we post, and do the research before spouting off again something that has nothing to do with God? You can hate on gays all you want, I really don't care about that since your all free to do so. Hehe but when you attack a computer system based on colors, I get a bit antsy! Facts are facts all
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12-07-2009, 03:34 AM
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that has nothing to do with God? You can hate on gays all you want, I really don't care about that since your all free to do so. Hehe but when you attack a computer system based on colors, I get a bit antsy! Facts are facts all
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Based on your post, I'm beginning to believe that this is more than you a gay deathstyle choice. I fear it's a massive cult.
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Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac. -
12-07-2009, 06:36 AM
As a lesbian, I am not ashamed to say I use a Mac. Indeed, many people in the gay community do use Macs, but for a variety of reasons. Many gays and lesbians are creative professionals and the artistic/video/graphics software on Macs are far superior to Windows. Also, Apple represents the "hip", out-of-the-box thinking which gay people like me appreciate.
The fact remains: Gay people have better taste than straight people! Of course we would prefer a superior computer over an inferior one. That's simple logic.
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12-07-2009, 06:59 AM
According to one of my Christ Killer sources,
A little known troubleshooting tool mentioned in Mac Tidbits is using the blood of christian babies to resolve certain "Sad Mac" hardware issues.
I'm not making this up, people! That's really what it said to me.
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Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac. -
12-08-2009, 03:39 AM
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I know, but for the sake of arguing I will use the standards used by everyone. See how much it offended you when I used your own logic only Twisted it? Doesn't that mean we should all think before we post, and do the research before spouting off again something that has nothing to do with God? You can hate on gays all you want, I really don't care about that since your all free to do so. Hehe but when you attack a computer system based on colors, I get a bit antsy! Facts are facts all
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So it's okay to hate gays, but not your operating system?
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Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac. -
12-08-2009, 04:26 AM
Do you know which is gayer, apple or Dell?
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12-08-2009, 05:50 AM
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Do you know which is gayer, apple or Dell?
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Apple, because he is a fruit?
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12-08-2009, 05:58 AM
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Do you know which is gayer, apple or Dell?
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I think the answer is clear.
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Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac. -
01-20-2010, 05:06 AM
Did you know that Macs don't inform the user when they have a virus? I was reading comments on the "Gay Test" picture on another website and one commenter said how a friend of their's had a Mac that had 4,000 viruses and it never informed the user.
Similar to how people don't know about the HIV/AIDS they get from a gay until it's too late! (But that could only happen to another homo, so it doesn't really matter, does it? They'll just be dead earlier. That's fine in my book.)
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01-20-2010, 06:40 AM
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Did you know that Macs don't inform the user when they have a virus?
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That makes sense. God wants homers to spread the GRIDS so He can kill them off. Why would it be any different with their pansy computers?
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I was reading comments on the "Gay Test" picture on another website and one commenter said how a friend of their's had a Mac that had 4,000 viruses and it never informed the user. Similar to how people don't know about the HIV/AIDS they get from a gay until it's too late! (But that could only happen to another homo, so it doesn't really matter, does it? They'll just be dead earlier. That's fine in my book.)
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I like the cut of your Jib, young lady.
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01-20-2010, 07:10 AM
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Well, if I may,
God made all of humanity. Some humans are gay. So not everything God made lacks heterosexuality.
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GOD made Satan too. True Christians™ get to Heaven while homo Mac users share Hell with Satan.
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Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac. -
01-20-2010, 01:03 PM
I believe that the Mac "Apple" icon depicts where Eve took the bite from the forbidden fruit ( Gen 3:1-24 ), Thereby opening up the floodgates for all hell and damnation including those who partake in same sex relationships. God help them all. And God help Apple too..........
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Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac. -
01-20-2010, 01:10 PM
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I believe that the Mac "Apple" icon depicts where Eve took the bite from the forbidden fruit ( Gen 3:1-24 ), Thereby opening up the floodgates for all hell and damnation including those who partake in same sex relationships. God help them all. And God help Apple too..........
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Why on earth should God help them!?!?
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Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac. -
01-27-2010, 10:05 PM
I use a PC and not a mac, so therefore I'm not gay and am going to heaven? That's good to know.
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01-27-2010, 10:53 PM
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I use a PC and not a mac, so therefore I'm not gay and am going to heaven? That's good to know.
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Eh, I don't know where you got that crazy idea but more is needed to go to Heaven than just using a PC. You need to start reading the Holy Bible from cover to cover ASAP.
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Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac. -
01-27-2010, 11:01 PM
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Eh, I don't know where you got that crazy idea but more is needed to go to Heaven than just using a PC. You need to start reading the Holy Bible from cover to cover ASAP.
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So obviously more is needed to go to hell than using a simple mac.
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Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac. -
01-27-2010, 11:19 PM
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So obviously more is needed to go to hell than using a simple mac.
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I think the original posts point is only someone of the path to hell would use a Mac in the first place. Let's be honest, Mac are the computer of choice for girly men liberal arts types, probably used mainly to view gay porn. No decent person would touch a Mac.
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Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac. -
01-29-2010, 07:06 PM
Umm, you guys do know why Apple had the "Rainbow" logo? It's because back when they had that logo their Macintoshes could display colours (which was new for computers back then) instead of just black and white. They changed the logo to reflect this.
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