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01-13-2009, 03:07 PM
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Damn, you lot are stupid, Condoms are used by men who have sex with women !! They are used to prevent unwanted labour and the spread of AIDS from person to person. In the 21'st century people do sex for pleasure not only for procreating purposes and i'm talking here about man and women.If you found a used condom that means that you have responsable neighbours not homosexuals.
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That is the most ridiculous and anti-intellectual argument I've ever heard. Homosexuals DO use these infernal condoms, in order to save up their AIDs juices, tie the condom up like a water balloon, and hurl it at unsuspecting Christians!
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01-13-2009, 03:29 PM
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That is the most ridiculous and anti-intellectual argument I've ever heard. Homosexuals DO use these infernal condoms, in order to save up their AIDs juices, tie the condom up like a water balloon, and hurl it at unsuspecting Christians!
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I heard that too! They use those catapults! Here are some in action. They sneak up to gated Christian communities and launch!
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10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
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01-13-2009, 04:38 PM
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Damn, you lot are stupid, Condoms are used by men who have sex with women !! They are used to prevent unwanted labour and the spread of AIDS from person to person. In the 21'st century people do sex for pleasure not only for procreating purposes and i'm talking here about man and women.If you found a used condom that means that you have responsable neighbours not homosexuals.
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I find your trivializing Brother Percy’s plight disgusting. He is facing male rape and you mock him by telling these made up stories of women using condoms. Well here is the clue friend; women don’t have the dangly bits that the condom goes over. Shame on you for making fun of someone else’s distress.
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01-13-2009, 07:08 PM
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women don’t have the dangly bits that the condom goes over
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Men use them when they have sex with women, they put it on and then do it. That means that both men and women use them.
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I heard that too! They use those catapults! Here are some in action. They sneak up to gated Christian communities and launch!
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Ok, this was the most funniest thing i have ever heard today
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That is the most ridiculous and anti-intellectual argument I've ever heard. Homosexuals DO use these infernal condoms, in order to save up their AIDs juices, tie the condom up like a water balloon, and hurl it at unsuspecting Christians!
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As you are all so concerned of AIDS you should go on the internet and do some research about it to find out exactly how it is passed from person to person.
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01-13-2009, 07:10 PM
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As you are all so concerned of AIDS you should go on the internet and do some research about it to find out exactly how it is passed from person to person.
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We don't even need to do that, because we have geniuses like yourself to come here and teach us for free.
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01-13-2009, 07:34 PM
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That is the most ridiculous and anti-intellectual argument I've ever heard. Homosexuals DO use these infernal condoms, in order to save up their AIDs juices, tie the condom up like a water balloon, and hurl it at unsuspecting Christians!
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They're mostly used by homosexuals for hygiene and to prevent the spread of STIs.
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01-13-2009, 07:43 PM
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They're mostly used by homosexuals for hygiene and to prevent the spread of STIs.
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Don't you come in here and lecture ME, kid. I KNOW what the homos are up to, and it ain't pretty!
Do you know what STI really stands for? Sinfully Transmitted Disease.
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01-13-2009, 07:59 PM
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Only a sodomite would have sex for pleasure with a woman.
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01-13-2009, 08:05 PM
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Do you know what STI really stands for? Sinfully Transmitted Disease.
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STD maibe ?
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Only a sodomite would have sex for pleasure with a woman.
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Well then i guess me and 99% of the world are sodomites, damn hell must be getting full already
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01-13-2009, 08:16 PM
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Well then i guess me and 99% of the world are sodomites, damn hell must be getting full already
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A tragic truth friend. Sadly we TRUE Christians that Jesus will take into His loving bosom when He return are so very, very few.
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01-13-2009, 09:53 PM
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Don't you come in here and lecture ME, kid. I KNOW what the homos are up to, and it ain't pretty!
Do you know what STI really stands for? Sinfully Transmitted Disease.
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Most homos aren't using condoms to spread "AIDS juice".
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01-13-2009, 09:56 PM
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Most homos aren't using condoms to spread "AIDS juice".
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THAT'S HOW THEY SPREAD IT YOU IDIOT!!! IT DOESN'T COME ON A CRACKER!!! ALL THAT FAG SEX HAS SHRUNK YOUR BRAIN, AND YOU AREN'T EVEN 21 YET!!!!
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01-13-2009, 09:59 PM
Why would someone pick a user name of ForceAID and then defend disgusting sodomites.
Do you go around Forcing the AIDS on people by spitting on them with your AIDS infected spittle?
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THAT'S HOW THEY SPREAD IT YOU IDIOT!!! IT DOESN'T COME ON A CRACKER!!! ALL THAT FAG SEX HAS SHRUNK YOUR BRAIN, AND YOU AREN'T EVEN 21 YET!!!!
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There are some sick people who intentionally spread it - straight and gay - but normal people don't spread the virus intentionally, and for those condoms are used to prevent the spread, not increase it.
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01-13-2009, 11:43 PM
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There are some sick people who intentionally spread it - straight and gay - but normal people don't spread the virus intentionally, and for those condoms are used to prevent the spread, not increase it.
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Hold there friend. Christian science has long ago shown you can only get AIDs from gay sex. If someone has AIDs then they are clearly gay.
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01-14-2009, 01:44 AM
You cannot and i repeat CANNOT contract AIDS by inhaleing the air that homosexuals breathe but if you do shoot and i quote "homer" then you might and i again repeat MIGHT contract AIDS, AIDS is contracted by sexual contact and blood not salvia or airborne contact.
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01-14-2009, 01:51 AM
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You cannot and i repeat CANNOT contract AIDS by inhaleing the air that homosexuals breathe but if you do shoot and i quote "homer" then you might and i again repeat MIGHT contract AIDS, AIDS is contracted by sexual contact and blood not salvia or airborne contact.
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01-14-2009, 01:52 AM
I'm not a doct but i have asked many doctors.
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01-14-2009, 02:00 AM
Why do you keep asking them? Did you not trust the first one? I'm not surprised you don't trust us, but I don't understand why you expect us to trust you.
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Hold there friend. Christian science has long ago shown you can only get AIDs from gay sex. If someone has AIDs then they are clearly gay.
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HIV is transmitted through bodily fluids. While present in saliva, there isn't enough of it to contract the virus. It would take a few gallons of saliva in order to reasonably transmit the infection. Blood and semen, however, do spread the infection. HIV/AIDS cannot only come from gay sex. That would imply that the female sex has some sort of magical protection from bodily fluids, and it would mean that women do not suffer from HIV/AIDS. They do. That is why children can be born with HIV, as is happening at an alarming rate in Africa. In addition, blood transfusions are not gay sex, yet HIV has been rarely contracted through infected blood donation.
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