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Default Re: Hello - 08-09-2018, 07:18 PM

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Keep your hands clean, Yeager beaver.

What do those verses have to do with washing hands? I don't see "washing" or "hands" mentioned in anything of those!
He quotes the appropriate verses, Ms Molly. Because Jesus did not wash His hands before He ate, and that upsets the fake Jews. Jesus says then that this is not necessary.

If you trust Jesus, you should not wash your hands. I never do, and do not let my kids do it. And they are still alive.


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Default Re: Hello - 08-09-2018, 09:26 PM

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I hope that I have not ruined my chance.
Friend, if you're saying you got into the kind of extreme homosexual practices that might have permanently damaged your reproductive organs, I want to assure you that in Him, all things are possible.

We have several ex-gay church members who went on to sire impressive broods of healthy, heterosexual sons.

Yes indeed.

Some of our members' sons are very, very healthy.

Fine, strapping lads.


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Friend, if you're saying you got into the kind of extreme homosexual practices that might have permanently damaged your reproductive organs, I want to assure you that in Him, all things are possible.

We have several ex-gay church members who went on to sire impressive broods of healthy, heterosexual sons.

Yes indeed.

Some of our members' sons are very, very healthy.

Fine, strapping lads.
Clean limbed as well.


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Trump Re: Hello - 08-10-2018, 12:14 AM

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Thank you James.

I do not mind the questions. It is actually fun to be tested a little.
God must have you giggling like a Hyena then.


Do you live on store bought provisions or do you have God provide?



I do my best to shield my family from the wild thinking of all the demoncrat atheists out there. So I keep them all safe inside the Hutchins LLC compound or in a secured trailer I tow with my tractor when we got to Landover. How do you secure your family?



What subjects are you most capable of teaching your sons? Speaking of sons, how has God chosen to bless you in this regard?


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Hello - 08-27-2018, 03:27 PM

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God must have you giggling like a Hyena then.


Do you live on store bought provisions or do you have God provide?



I do my best to shield my family from the wild thinking of all the demoncrat atheists out there. So I keep them all safe inside the Hutchins LLC compound or in a secured trailer I tow with my tractor when we got to Landover. How do you secure your family?



What subjects are you most capable of teaching your sons? Speaking of sons, how has God chosen to bless you in this regard?

I mostly garden, but that doesn't cover everything I need. I do go to the store every now & then.


I do not have a family as I believe I still have too much to learn. Not having a wife makes me practice self-control every day & every second.


What am I best suited to teach? I don't really know.

As stated above I think I have a lot to learn, but that is why I like debates.

It usually brings up something I have never thought of before.



Well actually, I sort of now days, I get a deja vu, but the deja vu never happened before.

And then within a week, the deja vu will return, this time real.

So you could say I have a little foresight on time.

But to tell you the truth, I don't really know.


As for securing myself, I keep a 30-30 winchester & 92a1 9mm Beretta with 30 round mags always loaded (other than driving.)

The 30-30 stays at my house, & the Beretta goes everywhere I go.


The dragon avatar represents me because I feel great urge to share God with people, but the people are not ready to receive. I get ignored & persecuted for it, & thus I feel like a dragon & "The people's shining knights" continually try to kill me. They will NEVER get this dragon's will to break. NEVER.
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Default Re: Hello - 08-27-2018, 03:34 PM

May I ask, how do you predict when the rapture will be?


I do not want to be offensive, but when I first came to these forums, the site said the rapture would be on August 26, 2018, 10:17AM, Landover Standard Time.


The dragon avatar represents me because I feel great urge to share God with people, but the people are not ready to receive. I get ignored & persecuted for it, & thus I feel like a dragon & "The people's shining knights" continually try to kill me. They will NEVER get this dragon's will to break. NEVER.
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Default Re: Hello - 08-27-2018, 04:49 PM

I do not want to be offensive, but when I first came to these forums, the site said the rapture would be on August 26, 2018, 10:17AM, Landover Standard Time.
The little rapture, rodents and kangaroos.
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Default Re: Hello - 08-27-2018, 05:39 PM

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May I ask, how do you predict when the rapture will be?
Sooner than you expect.


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Default Re: Hello - 08-27-2018, 06:53 PM

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May I ask, how do you predict when the rapture will be?
That's an interesting question, for all the wrong reasons. To the best of my knowledge, we don't "predict" it ourselves - I disapprove very strongly of your use of the word "predict" here, as it has the whiff of necromancy about it. And necromancy is an abomination before Our Lord - take a look at Deuteronomy 18:10 and Leviticus 19:26, just for starters!


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Default Re: Hello - 08-28-2018, 12:50 PM

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That's an interesting question, for all the wrong reasons. To the best of my knowledge, we don't "predict" it ourselves - I disapprove very strongly of your use of the word "predict" here, as it has the whiff of necromancy about it. And necromancy is an abomination before Our Lord - take a look at Deuteronomy 18:10 and Leviticus 19:26, just for starters!

Ok, I will use foretell or foretold then.


I know very well that necromancy is evil. The word sounds evil itself.


I was just wondering how you determine when you believe the rapture will be.


The dragon avatar represents me because I feel great urge to share God with people, but the people are not ready to receive. I get ignored & persecuted for it, & thus I feel like a dragon & "The people's shining knights" continually try to kill me. They will NEVER get this dragon's will to break. NEVER.
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Default Re: Hello - 08-28-2018, 12:59 PM

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Sooner than you expect.


I am sorry, but that doesn't answer my question.
I am very aware that the day of HIS return will be when we least expect it.


Luke 12:40:



40Be ye therefore ready also: for the Son of man cometh at an hour when ye think not.


And also Matthew 24:23-
23Then if any man shall say unto you, Lo, here is Christ, or there; believe it not.

24For there shall arise false Christs, and false prophets, and shall shew great signs and wonders; insomuch that, if it were possible, they shall deceive the very elect.


25Behold, I have told you before.


26Wherefore if they shall say unto you, Behold, he is in the desert; go not forth: behold, he is in the secret chambers; believe it not


27For as the lightning cometh out of the east, and shineth even unto the west; so shall also the coming of the Son of man be

28For wheresoever the carcase is, there will the eagles be gathered together.

29Immediately after the tribulation of those days shall the sun be darkened, and the moon shall not give her light, and the stars shall fall from heaven, and the powers of the heavens shall be shaken:

30And then shall appear the sign of the Son of man in heaven: and then shall all the tribes of the earth mourn, and they shall see the Son of man coming in the clouds of heaven with power and great glory.

31 And he shall send his angels with a great sound of a trumpet, and they shall gather together his elect from the four winds, from one end of heaven to the other.


What I was asking was why & how did you pick that date & time?


The dragon avatar represents me because I feel great urge to share God with people, but the people are not ready to receive. I get ignored & persecuted for it, & thus I feel like a dragon & "The people's shining knights" continually try to kill me. They will NEVER get this dragon's will to break. NEVER.
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What I was asking was why & how did you pick that date & time?
God works in mysterious ways


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Default Re: Hello - 08-28-2018, 05:55 PM

[QUOTE=Yeager;1236138]Hello,


"......I was taught in the public school system ......"

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Truer words were never spoken regarding that you were taught in a ungodly public school system!

Your "Wall of Text" gave Jesus and I a headache, whereas the school system you were in is obviously
the cause of you not knowing when to use PARAGRAPHS!

In your horrific writing abilities, you are giving Jesus a bad name in calling yourself a Christian. Remember,
we are judged in how we present ourselves to others in the name of our Savior, therefore,
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Oh yeah, welcome to the forum, uh, I guess.

In the name of the hung Savior,

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Hello,


"......I was taught in the public school system ......"

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Truer words were never spoken regarding that you were taught in a ungodly public school system!

Your "Wall of Text" gave Jesus and I a headache, whereas the school system you were in is obviously
the cause of you not knowing when to use PARAGRAPHS!

In your horrific writing abilities, you are giving Jesus a bad name in calling yourself a Christian. Remember,
we are judged in how we present ourselves to others in the name of our Savior, therefore,
learn English writing skills for "Christ's Sake!"

Oh yeah, welcome to the forum, uh, I guess.

In the name of the hung Savior,

Brother D. Thomas


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Ecclesiastes 3:1-8:
To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven: 2 A time to be born, and a time to die; a time to plant, and a time to pluck up that which is planted;
3 A time to kill, and a time to heal; a time to break down, and a time to build up;
4 A time to weep, and a time to laugh; a time to mourn, and a time to dance;
5 A time to cast away stones, and a time to gather stones together; a time to embrace, and a time to refrain from embracing;
6 A time to get, and a time to lose; a time to keep, and a time to cast away;
7 A time to rend, and a time to sew; a time to keep silence, and a time to speak;
8 A time to love, and a time to hate; a time of war, and a time of peace.
Ecclesiastes is always encouraging. Before conversion all Christians are wicked, seeing no reason to avoid uncleanliness. Some sacrifice to devils, others immerse themselves in debauchery, some adhere to false teachings from false prophets or asiatic gurus or tarot cards. Anything goes! But now Jesus has chosen us, bought and paid for us, setting us free forever. There was a time before Jesus was born when different sacrifices were made. Often the Israelites, God's chosen people at the time, would pollute themselves. Idol worship, orgies, toadstool juice, homosexuality, lurking around in undersized chiffon at midnight can't you just imagine the heat of the fire the lounging figures the naked limbs
Ecclesiastes 9:1b-3d The righteous, and the wise, and their works, are in the hand of God: no man knoweth either love or hatred by all that is before them. All things come alike to all: there is one event to the righteous, and to the wicked; to the good and to the clean, and to the unclean; to him that sacrificeth, and to him that sacrificeth not: as is the good, so is the sinner; and he that sweareth, as he that feareth an oath. This is an evil among all things that are done under the sun, that there is one event unto all: yea, also the heart of the sons of men is full of evil, and madness is in their heart while they live
God knew how to remind these glistening horrors just how contaminated they had become. Sometimes a prophet worked alone, sometimes there was an assistant but eventually God decided to remove His promise from the wretches so they tried to kill Him.
Ecclesiastes 9:4b a living dog is better than a dead lion
God survived. Jesus Christ ascended into Heaven, alive, as has been confirmed by multiple witnesses. He is there now. And that is why I find Ecclesiastes so helpful, reminding me that even before we learned about Jesus we were not alone. Eventually we all succumbed to pollution from Adam but a path back to life has come alike to all even though most people reject Christ's offer and stick with the orgies. Christians never think about this stuff but heathens, the goths and emo's and wiccans, they never seem to think about anything else. I suppose it's all they have.




1. Isaiah 8:3
2. Matthew 21:43
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Ecclesiastes is always encouraging. Before conversion all Christians are wicked, seeing no reason to avoid uncleanliness. Some sacrifice to devils, others immerse themselves in debauchery, some adhere to false teachings from false prophets or asiatic gurus or tarot cards. Anything goes! But now Jesus has chosen us, bought and paid for us, setting us free forever. There was a time before Jesus was born when different sacrifices were made. Often the Israelites, God's chosen people at the time, would pollute themselves. Idol worship, orgies, toadstool juice, homosexuality, lurking around in undersized chiffon at midnight can't you just imagine the heat of the fire the lounging figures the naked limbs
Ecclesiastes 9:1b-3d The righteous, and the wise, and their works, are in the hand of God: no man knoweth either love or hatred by all that is before them. All things come alike to all: there is one event to the righteous, and to the wicked; to the good and to the clean, and to the unclean; to him that sacrificeth, and to him that sacrificeth not: as is the good, so is the sinner; and he that sweareth, as he that feareth an oath. This is an evil among all things that are done under the sun, that there is one event unto all: yea, also the heart of the sons of men is full of evil, and madness is in their heart while they live
God knew how to remind these glistening horrors just how contaminated they had become. Sometimes a prophet worked alone, sometimes there was an assistant but eventually God decided to remove His promise from the wretches so they tried to kill Him.
Ecclesiastes 9:4b a living dog is better than a dead lion
God survived. Jesus Christ ascended into Heaven, alive, as has been confirmed by multiple witnesses. He is there now. And that is why I find Ecclesiastes so helpful, reminding me that even before we learned about Jesus we were not alone. Eventually we all succumbed to pollution from Adam but a path back to life has come alike to all even though most people reject Christ's offer and stick with the orgies. Christians never think about this stuff but heathens, the goths and emo's and wiccans, they never seem to think about anything else. I suppose it's all they have.



1. Isaiah 8:3
2. Matthew 21:43

I personally find the book of Isaiah encouraging & comforting.


The dragon avatar represents me because I feel great urge to share God with people, but the people are not ready to receive. I get ignored & persecuted for it, & thus I feel like a dragon & "The people's shining knights" continually try to kill me. They will NEVER get this dragon's will to break. NEVER.
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I personally find the book of Isaiah encouraging & comforting.
Very good choice indeed! Here are some of my most favorite encouraging and comforting verses in this book:

Isaiah 14:21 Prepare slaughter for his children for the iniquity of their fathers; that they do not rise, nor possess the land, nor fill the face of the world with cities.

Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.

Isaiah 54:16 Behold, I have created the smith that bloweth the coals in the fire, and that bringeth forth an instrument for his work; and I have created the waster to destroy.

Praise ! Because if we don't, He will cast us to !
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the ignorance of the people around is just down right frustrating
Do you work in an environment where others can see your screen? I find an appropriate verse displayed where people will notice is a great way to witness, after all it's by reading The Bible we learn what God's expectations are.

Many people claim to know about Jesus but really are quite ignorant. There's only one way to remedy that: reading what He has preserved for us in The Bible. Only then will they appreciate what His love means for us and indeed for the whole world.
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Do you work in an environment where others can see your screen? I find an appropriate verse displayed where people will notice is a great way to witness, after all it's by reading The Bible we learn what God's expectations are.

Many people claim to know about Jesus but really are quite ignorant. There's only one way to remedy that: reading what He has preserved for us in The Bible. Only then will they appreciate what His love means for us and indeed for the whole world.

I have already said I am a drywaller. I install the main part of the walls. I work in an environment where screens will most likely be broken in a few days at most.


The dragon avatar represents me because I feel great urge to share God with people, but the people are not ready to receive. I get ignored & persecuted for it, & thus I feel like a dragon & "The people's shining knights" continually try to kill me. They will NEVER get this dragon's will to break. NEVER.
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I have already said I am a drywaller. I install the main part of the walls. I work in an environment where screens will most likely be broken in a few days at most.
Oh I think you and I will be very good friends! I am also working on a wall. The most beautiful and big of all them walls. THE WALL.

Your experience will be much appreciated around here. Can we share wall building tips?


Thanks a lot,


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