Mr.
Joe Arpaio. A Man of
God, a
Godly Man. A good friend with Mr.
Donald Trump, our President.
Recently, this
wrongly-accused man who had been defying a court order to stop racially profiling
Hispanic suspects and illegally enforcing immigration policy was
pardoned by his great friend,
Donald Trump. He's also a strong candidate to be one of the
leaders of the Free World, that is
Republican U.S. of A.
A few days ago, Mr. Arpaio was
interviewed by a European journalist. This
in-depth interview concentrated on the pivotal issues of
guns, the silliness of gun control, and free access to
weaponry. In addition, it was a highly
personal glimpse into the mind of a fervent admirer of
President Trump and
Jesus. We learned that the
friendship between these two men is as close as that between
David and Jonathan (1 Samuel 20:17). Ladies, please be warned that the following quote contains strong language with vulgar vocabulary about
oral sex.
Quote:
In reference to the explosive Trump dossier, [the reporter] asks Arpaio, who is a close ally of Donald Trump, whether the president might have had a golden shower, to which the sheriff replies: "Wouldn't surprise me."
...
"If Donald Trump calls you up after this and says, 'Sheriff Joe, I want to offer you an amazing blow job,' would you say yes?"
"I may have to say yes," Arpaio replies.
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OK.
Two issues.
President Trump enjoys
gold. That is totally OK. So did Abraham.
Genesis 13:2
And Abram was very rich in cattle, in silver, and in gold.
Second.
Joe Arpaio wants to receive oral sex from President Trump. Well, who
wouldn't?! It would certainly be physically a
mind-blowing job from the sweet mouth of our beloved President. But, we all ask, is it
Biblical!? And, ever more importantly, does this deep desire matter by itself. We'll answer the second question first. It
does. The fleeting instant when
Sheriff Arpaio fantasized about being satisfied by
President Trump fixed this incident as an actual
fact.
Matthew 5:28
But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.
Now we know that this oral sex not only took place in the unblemished mind of Mr. Arpaio. It actually
happened.
President Trump and Joe Arpaio
committed this act. Does it
matter? We've previously discovered that
oral sex is a complex issue. Inserting a (sorry for the strong anatomical language) penis into a mouth is
harmless from the spiritual viewpoint.
Matthew 15:11
Not that which goeth into the mouth defileth a man; but that which cometh out of the mouth, this defileth a man.
Mark 7:18
And he saith unto them, Are ye so without understanding also? Do ye not perceive, that whatsoever thing from without entereth into the man, it cannot defile him;
Mark 7:20
And he said, That which cometh out of the man, that defileth the man.
Now we are ready to make a Biblical judgment about this incident.- Joe Arpaio craved to receive oral sex from President Trump.
- A craving or lust equals an actual act of oral fornication.
- President Trump gave Spiritual oral sex to Joe Arpaio during this nanosecond.
- President Trump is a True Christian™. A True Christian™ cannot sin (1 John 3:9).
- Sin is commited when the penis exists a mouth. Just taking it in is not a sin.
- This means that if Donald Trump continues to constantly think about keeping Joe Arpaio's penis in His mouth, no sin is committed.
Ergo, for the rest of His Sweet Life, Mr. Trump will have the pleasure of performing physically virtual but Spiritually True™ and everlasting oral sex to Joe Arpaio. I am sure that Mr. Arpaio understood this perfectly when he let his mind wonder to this Biblically complex but ultimately rewarding experience.
President Trump is a selfless man.
Yours in Christ,
Elmer