[Naomi Ruth Lamb]

The Blood of the Lamb Estate on Apostle's Park Court has plenty of room if you're anxious to get to Freehold quickly! I do have house rules that you must be willing to obey:


1. My beaudoir is off limits! No exceptions.
2. You'll need to do your share of the cleaning if the help is off for some reason. This happens rarely. In fact, that happened last when I suspected LaShondelle of eating a slice of my Chocolate La Pierre pie, which is very expensive to make. It turned out that I had eaten it but I had to investigate before welcoming her back in my home - at a reduced rate, of course, for my inconvenience.
3. I trust all male visitors will be True Christians™ and validated as such by a senior pastor. Overnight male guests will not be tolerated, since:
4. I have a certain reputation in this town and in the church. I will not have it tainted.
5. You are welcome to use the limo with prior permission.
6. Loss of the gate key requires a $50 fee for replacement.
7. You must attend services whenever the door is open. I miss none unless I'm off traveling for business, which is frequently.


I would request that you sign a sort of lease, outlining your rights and mine. Won't you give it some thought? I could meet you for tea or for pie at one of my delightful pie shoppes (MUCH better than Sister Daisy's!) or perhaps Sister Etheldreda could use our help with something since she lost one of her help. I am just delighted at the prospect of us becoming life long friends! My personality is strong but I suspect we'll get along. Everyone here can vouch for how much purity, sweetness, and patience I have, dear! Until we meet,


Your new dearest friend and Sister in the Lord,
NRL