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Re: Unsaved trash spews garbage -
03-15-2007, 10:18 PM
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My tallywacker is just for Jesus.
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And what, exactly, is it that Jesus wants with your tallywacker?
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Re: Unsaved trash spews garbage -
03-15-2007, 10:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Undecided
And what, exactly, is it that Jesus wants with your tallywacker?
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Look this isn't some tree bothering freaky pagan cult. He wants me for His love, period. There is nothing sick, digusting or perverted about it so you can stop ALT-Tabbing between Landover and "Young Studs Boys Soaped Up.com"* Allie. Landover is not fodder for your afternoon self abuse.
Jesus loves me for my soul, not my body!
*at lest that is what the DoF says you frequent.
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Re: Unsaved trash spews garbage -
03-15-2007, 10:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe
Speak up harlot or Alie will never hear about your sickness.
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Oh, I'm pretty sure Alie already knows.
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There are not man hands on my tallywacker you baby eating harlot. My tallywacker is just for Jesus. How dare you.
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Ok, ok, forgive my error, you want one man's hands on your tallywhacker.
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Look this isn't some tree bothering freaky pagan cult. He wants me for His love, period. There is nothing sick, digusting or perverted about it so you can stop ALT-Tabbing between Landover and "Young Studs Boys Soaped Up.com"* Allie. Landover is not fodder for your afternoon self abuse.
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You mean for his luuuurrrve?
You may not know my fetish leanings, but I think I know yours!
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My tallywacker is just for Jesus.
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I dare you to wear a t-shirt saying that.
Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!
Last edited by Rachael Van Helsing; 03-15-2007 at 10:43 PM.
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Re: Unsaved trash spews garbage -
03-15-2007, 10:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing
Oh, I'm pretty sure Alie already knows.
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I do not want to know what you thespain love birds are up to.
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Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing
I dare you to wear a t-shirt saying that.
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I have one already. It is one of the mottos of Straight for Jesus.
Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.
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Re: Unsaved trash spews garbage -
03-15-2007, 11:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe
I do not want to know what you thespain love birds are up to.
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I said she most likely knows, not she's part of. And besides, if we were, do you think we'd tell you?
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I have one already. It is one of the mottos of Straight for Jesus.
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Excellent! Now wear it around New York City.
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Re: Unsaved trash spews garbage -
03-16-2007, 07:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Undecided
That, my dear Rachael, is exactly what I said!
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Congratulations: You two clones have now proved yourselves to be exactly as witless and predictable as each other. Any reason why we shouldn't just ban one of you now, seeing as you both just post the same stuff?
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Excellent! Now wear it around New York City.
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Did the Joos give you a tip-off about a planned repeat of 9/11 or something?
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Unsaved Canuck Who Longs to be Saved© CAUTION: Poster is Bi-Lingually curious
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Re: Unsaved trash spews garbage -
03-18-2007, 07:53 AM
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Originally Posted by Brother Temperance
Congratulations: You two clones have now proved yourselves to be exactly as witless and predictable as each other. Any reason why we shouldn't just ban one of you now, seeing as you both just post the same stuff?
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Because, darling, you love us. That's why.
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