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Originally Posted by John C. Coleman
These seem like good ideas, but they don't appear to be biblically based.
My advice would be to beat it to near death. Proverbs 13:24. Beating children works miracles.
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Of course, children are like cream, they need to be beaten until they are light and fluffy.
For the LORD has brought us to a land of milk and honey.
The bee's sting to educate children, the bee's honey to tempt and test adults.
Whipped cream for education of children, curled cheese for testing the faith of adults.
Job 10:10 Hast thou not poured me out as milk, and curdled me like cheese?
PRAISE THE LORD!