[Phil Ander]

For quite some time I have wondered why there are more homosexuals now than there were 100 years ago. I have focussed my attention to the toilet experience. It is well known that Arabs ( aka muslims) use a hand to wipe stuff off. They may have let a finger linger on the anal verge slightly longer than is needed and found some sickening pleasure in it. This may explain the high incidence of males on males in Araby and Greece.


More civilised societies replaced the hand with toilet paper when it came to ablutive duties. I remember using torn up newspapers, corrugated cardboard, discarded sandpaper when I answered nature's call. These materials served a practical purpose and no pleasure was felt.


However these days we are bombarded with ads about softer toilet tissues accompanied by orchestral music, fluffy puppies, and gleaming white spotless bathrooms. No wonder the feeble minded have adopted the "gay" pathway, whereby wiping your nether regions with triple softened delicately patterned hand printed tissue is seen as some sort of celebration.


It is not for me to call for a ban on these satanic ads for these satanic products. But there does need to be some balance. At the very least, there needs to be a tax, or some sort of levy, on these products to fund homosexual reducation camps.