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True Christian™ Princess The Driving Force behind RA12 Have at it, anytime!
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Location: At the Gift Exchange Counter
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SAFE New Year, Christians!!! -
12-31-2010, 03:36 PM
You'll notice I didn't say "Happy." It would be simply obscenity for a True Christian.
This is why both Jesus and Officer Friendly (Ofcr Don Richards) are watching you!
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Head Attorney of Landover's Legal Team The Most Honest Lawyer in America
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Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: God's Good Side!
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Re: SAFE New Year, Christians!!! -
12-31-2010, 03:54 PM
Thank you, sister!
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Confirmed Enemy of God
BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
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Join Date: Dec 2010
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Re: SAFE New Year, Christians!!! -
12-31-2010, 09:34 PM
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Honorary True Christian™
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Posts: 13,993
Join Date: May 2008
Location: North Salem, Indiana
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Re: SAFE New Year, Christians!!! -
12-31-2010, 09:36 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SonofaRetard
HAPPY NEW YEAR, TRUE BASTARDS
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Coming soon:
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Posts: 207
Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: Not far from my Church.
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Re: SAFE New Year, Christians!!! -
12-31-2010, 09:48 PM
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Originally Posted by SonofLucifer
HAPPY NEW YEAR, TRUE BASTARDS
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Happy New Year Sinner, Hell is waiting for you!
Proverbs 1:7 King James Version (KJV)
The fear of the Lord is the beginning of knowledge: but fools despise wisdom and instruction.
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Posts: 9,264
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: On my way to Paradise
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Re: SAFE New Year, Christians!!! -
12-31-2010, 09:52 PM
Thank you for the safe wishes Sister, we will be staying home praying for the rapture. I'm feeling a little morose that another year of depravity has gone by and Jesus hasn't called us home.
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Mayor of Freehold
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Posts: 12,171
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: City Hall, Freehold, Iowa
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Re: SAFE New Year, Christians!!! -
12-31-2010, 10:06 PM
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Originally Posted by SUV
You'll notice I didn't say "Happy." It would be simply obscenity for a True Christian.
This is why both Jesus and Officer Friendly (Ofcr Don Richards) are watching you!
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Thank you, Sister.
I am looking forward to 2011 like other True Christians™.
May it bring many opportunities to judge and set straight the misguided, unsaved and sinful people we encounter here at LBC.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
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Posts: 14,455
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: The other end of the internet
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Re: SAFE New Year, Christians!!! -
01-01-2011, 06:12 AM
If "Safe New Year" is acceptable to to you, then of course I wish one to all y'all and all y'ours
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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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Posts: 79,910
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Freehold, Iowa
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Re: SAFE New Year, Christians!!! -
01-01-2011, 06:19 AM
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Originally Posted by Didymus Much
If "Safe New Year" is acceptable to to you, then of course I wish one to all y'all and all y'ours
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She was wishing a safe new year for Christians, not unsaved unrepentant scum like you.
We're all praying that Jesus kills you lot and sends you all to hell, and soon. Shout Glory!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
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Posts: 14,455
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: The other end of the internet
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Re: SAFE New Year, Christians!!! -
01-01-2011, 07:15 AM
In the (hopefully temporary) absence of Jo Freddie, I offer A Pastafarian Toast for the New Year:
May your mainsail be full of fair breeze,
May your coffer be teeming with plunder,
May your lookouts be keen for revenooers,
May ye be upwind when somebody chunders.
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