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Default Re: Bed-Mounted Shotguns Are Out! - 11-29-2007, 01:30 PM

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5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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Default Re: Bed-Mounted Shotguns Are Out! - 11-30-2007, 10:12 PM

I'll stick to the good old-fashioned sword and the many knives, thank ya very much. xD


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Default Re: Bed-Mounted Shotguns Are Out! - 12-01-2007, 02:15 AM

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I'll stick to the good old-fashioned sword and the many knives, thank ya very much. xD
This may be a redundant question since you are Dutch but are you gay friend? You can ask Reed Taylor how well swords work against guns.



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Default Re: Bed-Mounted Shotguns Are Out! - 12-01-2007, 09:31 AM

I was looking for a present for some of the menfolk from the congregation and this seems like the perfect thing! However, I wonder if they will make a female friendly version in the future. Since my husband died, I've not had any way to protect myself whilst in bed. So, perhaps a rolling pin holder, or a clothes peg cannon, for female such as myself, who cannot arm themselves with a gun, but need a form of self-defence against invaders, would be suitable?


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Default Re: Bed-Mounted Shotguns Are Out! - 12-01-2007, 11:49 PM

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This may be a redundant question since you are Dutch but are you gay friend? You can ask Reed Taylor how well swords work against guns.
*laughs* Only my friends, family and I know the answer and it's not what you expect.


Guns are gay, real men carry swords.


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Default Re: Bed-Mounted Shotguns Are Out! - 12-03-2007, 10:56 AM

Guns are gay? That's the stupidest thing I vever heard!


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5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
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10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
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Default Re: Bed-Mounted Shotguns Are Out! - 12-06-2007, 07:41 AM

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Guns are gay? That's the stupidest thing I vever heard!
Men with guns, especially big ones are obviously compensating for sumthin
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Default Re: Bed-Mounted Shotguns Are Out! - 12-06-2007, 07:45 AM

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Men with guns, especially big ones are obviously compensating for sumthin
Right, and that "sumthin" would be defencelessness against armed criminals attacking you in the street or invading your home.


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Default Re: Bed-Mounted Shotguns Are Out! - 12-06-2007, 07:51 AM

As much as i hate homers like Sigmund freud , even a broken clock is right twice a day.

Sigmund Freud: "A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity." ("General Introduction to Psychoanalysis," S. Freud)


Matthew:
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10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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Default Re: Bed-Mounted Shotguns Are Out! - 12-07-2007, 04:52 AM

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As much as i hate homers like Sigmund freud , even a broken clock is right twice a day.

Sigmund Freud: "A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity." ("General Introduction to Psychoanalysis," S. Freud)
Okay so if you and your kids were staring down the barrel of 10 tanks surrounding you, you and your kids would not be scared at all?
Guns are pretty stupid they just cause suffering.
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Default Re: Bed-Mounted Shotguns Are Out! - 12-07-2007, 11:01 AM

guns dont kill people...APES WITH GUNS KILL PEOPLE!!! WOOO BOY!!! LETS GIT THEM BED MOUNTED SHOTGUNS YEEEHAAWWW!!! since yall live in gated communities, why would you need a bed mounted shotgun? id want one too, just in case one of you nutcases totally lost his marbles.
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Default Re: Bed-Mounted Shotguns Are Out! - 12-16-2007, 11:28 PM

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Okay so if you and your kids were staring down the barrel of 10 tanks surrounding you, you and your kids would not be scared at all?
Guns are pretty stupid they just cause suffering.
No, they also prevent suffering, as when they're used to shoot jigaboos or Mahommedans or vegans.
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guns dont kill people...APES WITH GUNS KILL PEOPLE!!! WOOO BOY!!! LETS GIT THEM BED MOUNTED SHOTGUNS YEEEHAAWWW!!! since yall live in gated communities, why would you need a bed mounted shotgun? id want one too, just in case one of you nutcases totally lost his marbles.
Praise! Bed-mounted shotguns are such a self-evidently good thing than even this anti-gun liberal extremist wants one!


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