Promise Enforcers - Men Only! We make Promise Keepers look like homers! No homosexuals or women allowed! |
|
God Squad
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 9,322
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: rebuking eurotrash commies
|
|
Re: Bed-Mounted Shotguns Are Out! -
11-29-2007, 01:30 PM
here's a heart warming video of a little girl being raised right!
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=7ce_1196207388
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
|
|
Unsaved trash
Under Investigation
|
|
Posts: 19
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: The Netherlands
|
|
Re: Bed-Mounted Shotguns Are Out! -
11-30-2007, 10:12 PM
I'll stick to the good old-fashioned sword and the many knives, thank ya very much. xD
~~I will always be with you, I'm the anchor of your sorrow~~
~~There's no end to what I'll do, 'cuz I love you~~
~~I love you to death~~
'Love You to Death' by Kamelot
|
|
Landover Security Superviser Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 18,555
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Freehold Iowa
|
|
Re: Bed-Mounted Shotguns Are Out! -
12-01-2007, 02:15 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by S-Conscious
I'll stick to the good old-fashioned sword and the many knives, thank ya very much. xD
|
This may be a redundant question since you are Dutch but are you gay friend? You can ask Reed Taylor how well swords work against guns.
Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.
Hot Must ReadThreads!
Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!
|
|
True Christian™
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 107
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Unsaved wildnerness of Australia.
|
|
Re: Bed-Mounted Shotguns Are Out! -
12-01-2007, 09:31 AM
I was looking for a present for some of the menfolk from the congregation and this seems like the perfect thing! However, I wonder if they will make a female friendly version in the future. Since my husband died, I've not had any way to protect myself whilst in bed. So, perhaps a rolling pin holder, or a clothes peg cannon, for female such as myself, who cannot arm themselves with a gun, but need a form of self-defence against invaders, would be suitable?
"She was of a great age, and had lived with a husband seven years from her virginity; And she was a widow of about fourscore and four years, which departed not from the temple, but served God with fastings and prayers night and day" - Luke 2:36-37
|
|
Unsaved trash
Under Investigation
|
|
Posts: 19
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: The Netherlands
|
|
Re: Bed-Mounted Shotguns Are Out! -
12-01-2007, 11:49 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe
This may be a redundant question since you are Dutch but are you gay friend? You can ask Reed Taylor how well swords work against guns.
|
*laughs* Only my friends, family and I know the answer and it's not what you expect.
Guns are gay, real men carry swords.
~~I will always be with you, I'm the anchor of your sorrow~~
~~There's no end to what I'll do, 'cuz I love you~~
~~I love you to death~~
'Love You to Death' by Kamelot
|
|
God Squad
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 9,322
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: rebuking eurotrash commies
|
|
Re: Bed-Mounted Shotguns Are Out! -
12-03-2007, 10:56 AM
Guns are gay? That's the stupidest thing I vever heard!
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
|
Unsaved trash
|
|
Posts: 96
Join Date: Dec 2007
|
|
Re: Bed-Mounted Shotguns Are Out! -
12-06-2007, 07:41 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by eliot mayfield
Guns are gay? That's the stupidest thing I vever heard!
|
Men with guns, especially big ones are obviously compensating for sumthin
|
|
Senior Pastor VP of Evangelical Outreach On FIRE for Jesus
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 6,016
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Libertydale, NC
|
|
Re: Bed-Mounted Shotguns Are Out! -
12-06-2007, 07:45 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by imback
Men with guns, especially big ones are obviously compensating for sumthin
|
Right, and that "sumthin" would be defencelessness against armed criminals attacking you in the street or invading your home.
Upon request I will cite scripture for all these facts in God's Holy Word.
✝ This is a Christian community and we worship GOD of the Holy bible, the only Living GOD. We worship Jesus Christ, Son of GOD and Savior. Anything else is absurd. ✝
Trump / Arpaio 2016 -- The Government We Deserve
#ChristianLivesMatter
|
|
God Squad
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 9,322
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: rebuking eurotrash commies
|
|
Re: Bed-Mounted Shotguns Are Out! -
12-06-2007, 07:51 AM
As much as i hate homers like Sigmund freud , even a broken clock is right twice a day.
Sigmund Freud: "A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity." ("General Introduction to Psychoanalysis," S. Freud)
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
|
Unsaved trash
|
|
Posts: 96
Join Date: Dec 2007
|
|
Re: Bed-Mounted Shotguns Are Out! -
12-07-2007, 04:52 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by eliot mayfield
As much as i hate homers like Sigmund freud , even a broken clock is right twice a day.
Sigmund Freud: "A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity." ("General Introduction to Psychoanalysis," S. Freud)
|
Okay so if you and your kids were staring down the barrel of 10 tanks surrounding you, you and your kids would not be scared at all?
Guns are pretty stupid they just cause suffering.
|
Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
|
|
Posts: 16
Join Date: Dec 2007
|
|
Re: Bed-Mounted Shotguns Are Out! -
12-07-2007, 11:01 AM
guns dont kill people...APES WITH GUNS KILL PEOPLE!!! WOOO BOY!!! LETS GIT THEM BED MOUNTED SHOTGUNS YEEEHAAWWW!!! since yall live in gated communities, why would you need a bed mounted shotgun? id want one too, just in case one of you nutcases totally lost his marbles.
|
|
Senior Usher True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom A very nice young man
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 15,647
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: South Yorkshire, hotbed of sin
|
|
Re: Bed-Mounted Shotguns Are Out! -
12-16-2007, 11:28 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by imback
Okay so if you and your kids were staring down the barrel of 10 tanks surrounding you, you and your kids would not be scared at all?
Guns are pretty stupid they just cause suffering.
|
No, they also prevent suffering, as when they're used to shoot jigaboos or Mahommedans or vegans.
Quote:
Originally Posted by brother damion
guns dont kill people...APES WITH GUNS KILL PEOPLE!!! WOOO BOY!!! LETS GIT THEM BED MOUNTED SHOTGUNS YEEEHAAWWW!!! since yall live in gated communities, why would you need a bed mounted shotgun? id want one too, just in case one of you nutcases totally lost his marbles.
|
Praise! Bed-mounted shotguns are such a self-evidently good thing than even this anti-gun liberal extremist wants one!
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
|
Thread Tools |
|
Display Modes |
Linear Mode
|
Posting Rules
|
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
HTML code is Off
|
|
|
Powered by Jesus - vBulletin® Version 3.8.9 Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
vBulletin Skin developed by: vBStyles.com
Content Landover Baptist Forums © 1620, 2022 all rights reserved
|