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Default I just wanted to say - 03-05-2012, 11:24 PM

I LOVE Jesus!

Oh glory, glory, divine King of Kings!

I am sooo grateful that my Savior would Redeem me with His blood! Nothing I could do, NOTHING, could make me good enough in God's eyes (Isaiah 53:6), born the retched sinner I was (Romans 3:23). But Jesus loves me so much that even as I was yet a sinner, He died for me! ME! (Romans 5:10)

Oh friends, I just had to come out and shout glory! Easter is coming and I can hardly wait! It is the time of year when I remember where I would be without His work on the cross - in Hell where I would otherwise belong!

I want to implore all you unsaved trash to read your Bibles and get to know the LORD! The LORD who, in all divine fairness, is right to cast you into the depths of HELL to be tortured for ever and ever and ever, along with every other unsaved trash who either refused to kowtow to Him, or never had the fortune to hear and believe His story (Romans 6:23; 2nd Thessalonians 1:8). Praise God, instead of being Just, He is merciful in stead and has offered a loophole for us to access Heaven - the Blood of Jesus!

I just can't wait to see Him face to face and serve Him for ever!!!





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Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: I just wanted to say - 03-07-2012, 06:02 PM

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I LOVE Jesus!

Oh glory, glory, divine King of Kings!

I am sooo grateful that my Savior would Redeem me with His blood! Nothing I could do, NOTHING, could make me good enough in God's eyes (Isaiah 53:6), born the retched sinner I was (Romans 3:23). But Jesus loves me so much that even as I was yet a sinner, He died for me! ME! (Romans 5:10)

Oh friends, I just had to come out and shout glory! Easter is coming and I can hardly wait! It is the time of year when I remember where I would be without His work on the cross - in Hell where I would otherwise belong!

I want to implore all you unsaved trash to read your Bibles and get to know the LORD! The LORD who, in all divine fairness, is right to cast you into the depths of HELL to be tortured for ever and ever and ever, along with every other unsaved trash who either refused to kowtow to Him, or never had the fortune to hear and believe His story (Romans 6:23; 2nd Thessalonians 1:8). Praise God, instead of being Just, He is merciful in stead and has offered a loophole for us to access Heaven - the Blood of Jesus!

I just can't wait to see Him face to face and serve Him for ever!!!





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Ms. Mary Etheldreda,

I'm truly touched by the Holy Spirit when I see you reach out to all the Unsaved Trash in hopes to save their souls from burning in Hell! They should be ever so grateful a True Christian woman finds the time between cooking, clean & child rearing to even bother with Unsaved Trash. Praise the Lord!


Always Yours In christ.


Deuteronomy 22:21
21.Then they shall bring out the damsel to the door of her father's house, and the men of her city shall stone her with stones that she die: because she hath wrought folly in Israel, to play the whore in her father's house: so shalt thou put evil away from among you.
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