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01-09-2017, 03:29 PM
Hi! My name is Rob and I go to Seed of Abraham Fellowship in Merritt Island, Florida!
I believe that all of the Bible is true, Old and New testaments, and that, as Jesus said, none of the Law or Prophets are done away with, but however,brought to their fullest meaning through Jesus' death, burial, and resurrection.
I am excited to converse with you folks, and I hope we can grow together.
Sincerely,
RobertTheRunner
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01-09-2017, 03:34 PM
Whoops! Forgot my favorite scripture! It's gotta be Matthew 5:17. "Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil."
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01-09-2017, 03:39 PM
Welcome, Robert. I am pleased to meet you. I have been to your home country of Florida and found that many areas are in the hands of old Jews from Brooklyn. Other areas are overrun by Cubans and still other places seething with Haitians. Are there any Americans still in attendance?
Do please tell us of your adventures with Jesus.
God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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01-09-2017, 03:45 PM
Howdy!Actually, the area I live in is a very Christian area with more than a few Churches! I am right near the Space Center, so I get to watch the rockets go up. It's awesome!
I have never seen Cubans or Haitians here, to be honest.
I was born into a Southern Baptist family, and I earnestly study the Bible to learn more about my Saviour.
In case you are curious, when I graduate, I intend to join the Air Force.
Have a great day!
-RobertTheRunner
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01-09-2017, 03:53 PM
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Originally Posted by RobertTheRunner
Howdy!Actually, the area I live in is a very Christian area with more than a few Churches! I am right near the Space Center, so I get to watch the rockets go up. It's awesome!
I have never seen Cubans or Haitians here, to be honest.
I was born into a Southern Baptist family, and I earnestly study the Bible to learn more about my Saviour.
In case you are curious, when I graduate, I intend to join the Air Force.
Have a great day!
-RobertTheRunner
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Mr. Robert,
You seem to be a polite man. Excellent! Have you begotten effectively despite your apparently young age? In addition, the rockets must be most intriguing! Have you seen them get stuck on the Firmament when they collide with it? That must be a fun sight for a Christian, albeit frustrating for the atheist astrologer!
Genesis 1:6
And God said, Let there be a firmament in the midst of the waters, and let it divide the waters from the waters.
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.
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01-09-2017, 03:57 PM
Hi, Elmer!I am a bit too young to have children, sir. Yes, the rockets are interesting- and I have done more than a little Flat Earth research. I have only ever witnessed one rocket explode,which I think was caused by it hitting the firmament, and have noticed that when rockets are launched, they start vertical, then appear to go sideways, towards the Atlantic.
Cheers!
-RobertTheRunner
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01-09-2017, 03:59 PM
A warm, manly greeting to you, Robert.
Please explain what it is you are running from, Sir. Surely you aren't running from the Lord. Perhaps you are running toward Him? I can tell you that when you take one step toward the Lord, He will take two steps toward you. He is faithful and just, loving and kind, but He is also no sissy. He expects us to be men, and sometimes that involves being tough as nails - even as tough as the nails that held Him to the cross of Calvary.
Florida is an interesting land, filled with the homosexual sins of Key West, the drug cartels of Miami, and the excesses of South Beach. Of course, there are the other parts of the state that don't get much attention other than Orlando, whose focus is on play rather than on Christ. I would highly recommend moving to a more Godly place - such as Alabama or Kentucky. Both of those states have high numbers of Christian folk, untouched by the Jewish influence of your current home.
Please peruse these Godly forums and glean as much information about Christianity as you can! I assure you this place is FULL of all you need to know about what Jesus and our faith is all about.
COME, LORD JESUS!
BrotherLarry
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“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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01-09-2017, 04:28 PM
Hi, Brother Larry!Of course I'm not running from Him! It's a bit of a triple meaning, in that I am running from Godlessness, running to God, and it describes my normal physical training!
It's true that Florida it a pretty bad place, but the light shines brightest in the dark, and how will those in darkness ever see His light if we are not near the darkness reflecting His light?
I have had more than a few opportunities to share about Him, and I pray that I will have more.
Have a great day!
RobertTheRunner
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01-09-2017, 05:51 PM
Hello Robert, and welcome to our friendly forums! I'm sorry you were born and raised in Florida. That must have been a terrible burden to overcome, but there are yet a few God Fearing Men there. There must be a strong force of Godliness somewhere there because it is a favorite place of the Satan-worshiping atheitard Chaz Stephens who routinely blasphemes in public places (please follow the link at your own salvific risk).
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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01-09-2017, 06:21 PM
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Originally Posted by BrotherLarry
Florida is an interesting land, filled with the homosexual sins of Key West...
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So that uppity darkie married to the Kardashian harlot is a homer? I did not know that.
Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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01-09-2017, 07:05 PM
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Originally Posted by RobertTheRunner
I was born into a Southern Baptist family, and I earnestly study the Bible to learn more about my Saviour.
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Dear friend:
Welcome to our Godly and friendly discussion board. I pray that as you immerse yourself in the Word, you will see the ways in which the Southern Baptists have cherry-picked and interpreted it to suit themselves, as with their view on alcohol prohibition.
Yours in Christ,
Isaac
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Re: Well, hello. -
01-18-2017, 02:01 PM
Seed of Abraham is such a nice name for a church!
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