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Default Message from a Die-Hard Christian. - 01-14-2017, 01:46 PM

I am a young christian, currently living in Kansas. I am a very devoted christian, I have participated in many such christian events including a book burning and a protest at a veterans funeral, to announce his sins to the world. I have joined this forum as finding Christians who have my level of devotion to the LORD is difficult, I firmly believe that this website it an amazing haven for us to discuss topics heretics would refuse to entertain. I therefore thank the people who created this website for allowing Christians who follow the word of God to truly express our views.

Amen Brothers.
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Default Re: Message from a Die-Hard Christian. - 01-14-2017, 02:15 PM

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I am a young christian, currently living in Kansas. I am a very devoted christian, I have participated in many such christian events including a book burning and a protest at a veterans funeral, to announce his sins to the world. I have joined this forum as finding Christians who have my level of devotion to the LORD is difficult, I firmly believe that this website it an amazing haven for us to discuss topics heretics would refuse to entertain. I therefore thank the people who created this website for allowing Christians who follow the word of God to truly express our views.

Amen Brothers.
What church do you go to, what is your favourite Bible(KJV1611) verse and when did you start your walk with Christ?

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1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Default Re: Message from a Die-Hard Christian. - 01-14-2017, 03:18 PM

Friend, I am also enjoy the film Die-Hard. I am pleasured to meet you.


"When thou goest out to battle against thine enemies, and seest horses, and chariots, and a people more than thou, be not afraid of them: for the LORD thy God is with thee, which brought thee up out of the land of Egypt." - Deuteronomy 20:1

I like this one. If change "the LORD thy God" to the spirit of Juche and "the land of Egypt" to Japanese imperialism, then it can be used to metaphor Korea's struggle against the Western powers.
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Default Re: Message from a Die-Hard Christian. - 01-14-2017, 03:31 PM

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I am a young christian, currently living in Kansas. I am a very devoted christian, I have participated in many such christian events including a book burning and a protest at a veterans funeral, to announce his sins to the world. I have joined this forum as finding Christians who have my level of devotion to the LORD is difficult, I firmly believe that this website it an amazing haven for us to discuss topics heretics would refuse to entertain. I therefore thank the people who created this website for allowing Christians who follow the word of God to truly express our views.

Amen Brothers.
Hello Olaf! Welcome to the forums! You may be assured that most users here are Christians (as an ex-Cathlicker myself, I will proudly back this up!) except for a few handful of trolls, mentally-unstable 12 year old kids, and some unreligious heretics that would have a worser tongue than Hilary Clinton.

Feel free to impose God's Word upon these sinful cowards, they deserve it anyways I hope you would enjoy your stay here in LBC!


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For we also once were foolish ourselves, disobedient, deceived, enslaved to various lusts and pleasures, spending our life in malice and envy, hateful, hating one another.
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Default Re: Message from a Die-Hard Christian. - 01-14-2017, 04:16 PM

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Hello Olaf! Welcome to the forums! You may be assured that most users here are Christians (as an ex-Cathlicker myself, I will proudly back this up!) except for a few handful of trolls, mentally-unstable 12 year old kids, and some unreligious heretics that would have a worser tongue than Hilary Clinton.

Feel free to impose God's Word upon these sinful cowards, they deserve it anyways I hope you would enjoy your stay here in LBC!
A-HEM. We share God's Word with a world that is alarmingly misinformed regarding its contents. They are the ones who, more often than not, impose their own limited,deluded, and ultimately self-serving interpretation of the Bible upon the learned True Christians™ of this forum.


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Default Re: Message from a Die-Hard Christian. - 01-16-2017, 12:46 AM

I hope you are not affiliated with that liberal group in Kansas headed up by the children of the late Fred Phelps. I think it is called Westboro Baptist Church.

We at Landover Baptist long ago condemned Fred and his liberal ways. The truth is Fred did not really read and follow the Bible.


Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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