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Default Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ? - 01-20-2014, 12:39 AM

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Matt 5:10-12

Praise God that on this site I am being reviled and men are saying all manner of evil against me falsely for sharing with you the Gospel of grace. I look forward to my reward!

I shake the dust from my feet and move on, but I still pray that you will understand the wretchedness of sin and the glory of God's grace which offers sinners the opportunity of salvation and imputed righteousness through the sacrificial death of our Lord Jesus Christ.
God was not talking about women in this passage.


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Default Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ? - 01-24-2014, 04:20 AM

I wasn't even aware that women could HAVE orgasms. I'm not sure why they would. It's not as if it's essential to procreation. I remain skeptical on this matter.

My wife always just laid there like a dead fish, frowning at the ceiling with glazed eyes, intermittently asking if I was done with "my thing" yet. Clearly she didn't recognize PASSIONATE LOVEMAKING for what it is, which is probably why Jesus never blessed our union with a quiverfull of children. Because Jesus doesn't grant babies to CALLOUS WHORES who don't appreciate the virility of their Godly husbands!


LIFE BEGINS AT CONCEPTION (Psalm 139:13-16, Jeremiah 1:5, Job 31:15, Isaiah 49:5)
MARRIAGE = 1 MAN + 1 WOMAN (Ephesians 5:22-33)
NO FOOD FOR THOSE WHO DON"T WORK (2 Thessalonians 3:10-12)
PRACTICING HOMOS AND HOMO-ENABLERS ARE LIVING IN SIN (Romans 1:26-28, 32)
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Default Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ? - 01-25-2014, 03:52 PM

Female orgasm is just a myth that feminazis are telling. It does not exists. What some woman think as an orgasm is actually demons possessing the woman to fill her with lust so she would fornicate with anyone.


Romans 1:18 - For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who hold the truth in unrighteousness;
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Default Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ? - 01-25-2014, 05:32 PM

It takes what... two, three minutes once a year to make a baby? Well, at least to get the rib started on her incubation period. If you're staying down there all day messing around trying to give your wife an orgasm, you've lost sight of the goal. You've essentially robbed Jesus of precious minutes that could instead have been spent praising Him or otherwise bringing Glory to His Kingdom.


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In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power



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Default Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ? - 02-17-2014, 02:11 AM

Please show me in your KJV bibles where the female orgasm is a sin... thanks
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Default Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ? - 02-17-2014, 02:20 AM

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Please show me in your KJV bibles where the female orgasm is a sin... thanks
I believe it was the Christian philosopher Thomas Aquinas that tells us that all sexual intercourse without the intent of creating a baby is sinful.

Are you saying you know better than him?


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Default Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ? - 02-17-2014, 02:30 AM

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I believe it was the Christian philosopher Thomas Aquinas that tells us that all sexual intercourse without the intent of creating a baby is sinful.

Are you saying you know better than him?
Is this man in the Bible? No I think not.

What about song of Solomon? He was clearly talking about loving his wife's breast etc.... aka oral, oh that's wrong too I guess, I guess the bible lies huh?

We should just lookup to this philosopher huh? Why listen to a philospher? I thought you guys only listen to the KJV bible? A little hypocrites huh...

Thanks for the infractions , seems like somebody is a lil butt hurt to me .
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Is this man in the Bible? No I think not.
Sexual pleasure within marriage becomes unnatural, and even harmful to the spouses, when it is used in a way that deliberately excludes the basic purpose of sex, which is procreation.

It is wrong and immoral.

Marriage is honourable in all, and the bed undefiled

Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,

Sex without intent to procreate is fornication.

Let us not forget Onan's sin when he spilled his seed on the ground instead of doing his God given duty to produce an heir for Tamar.


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What about song of Solomon? He was clearly talking about loving his wife's breast etc.... aka oral, oh that's wrong too I guess, I guess the bible lies huh?
I must have missed the part where the woman talks about her God-approved orgasm in the Song of Solomon. Can you please refresh my memory? In which chapter and verse will I find it?


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Default Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ? - 02-27-2017, 03:43 PM

New research shows that straight women are blessed with the fewest orgasms:
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Heterosexual women have fewer orgasms than men or lesbian or bisexual women, a study suggests.
The findings came from a study of 52,600 people in the US, exploring the "orgasm gap" between the genders and different sexual orientations.
http://www.bbc.com/news/health-39077293


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Default Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ? - 03-01-2017, 08:12 PM

If any woman dared orgasm on my tallywacker I would burn the witch!!!
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If any woman dared orgasm on my tallywacker I would burn the witch!!!
Mr Davey Harko,


I am really amused at your answer. It has awaken many questions inside me.


I hope you can answer some.


You know, True Christians are bound to keep the law of the nation they live in. Just from the top of my mind, I can remember:


Romans 13:1 - Let every soul be subject unto the higher powers. For there is no power but of God: the powers that be are ordained of God.


1 Peter 2:13 - Submit yourselves to every ordinance of man for the Lord's sake: whether it be to the king, as supreme


Romans 13:2 - Whosoever therefore resisteth the power, resisteth the ordinance of God: and they that resist shall receive to themselves damnation.



So you are saying that you would burn the woman that has an orgasm with you. My questions are:


1) Have you done so yet?


2) if the answer of question 1 is "YES", then, have you surrendered to the powers that be, and have you been condemned?


3) if the answer if 2 is "NO", does it mean that you live in a country where is permited to burn women?


4) if the answer of 3 is "YES", where do you live? It is surely an interesting option.


5) If the answer of 1 is "NO", does it mean that you have never had a woman had an orgasm?


6) if the answer of question 2 is "YES", have you experienced rough times in prison? Could you tell us some prison stories?


7) If the answer of 3 is "NO", I don't need an answer, I know for sure you are breaking not only men's law, but God's aswell.


Sorry for all the questioning. But this are matters we take VERY seriously here, and is your soul which is at stake now.


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Default Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ? - 03-02-2017, 06:36 PM

YES! Brother G. I have had to perform this holy act on many a witch!I face the powers that be with my mighty sword and wave it in their face!
I do hope for your sake that asking about prison stories about male abuse wasn't in the hope I was a backdoor sinner that could satisfy your interest
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First, I must apologize for posting in the male-only part of the forum. However, being nosy is part of any anthropologist's job description.

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Default Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ? - 03-02-2017, 07:28 PM

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YES! Brother G. I have had to perform this holy act on many a witch!I face the powers that be with my mighty sword and wave it in their face!
I do hope for your sake that asking about prison stories about male abuse wasn't in the hope I was a backdoor sinner that could satisfy your interest
Please don't take offence brother but I have to be sure too
First, let me greet your return after three years of absence. Second, you have not answered questions 2 -> 6 or 2 -> 3 -> 4 or 2 -> 3 -> 7. Answering a True Christian Man™ when he asks you something is the right thing to do.

Would like me to draw you a diagram?

Third, if the correct sequence is 2 -> 6, that would surely explain your three year absence.
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Default Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ? - 03-02-2017, 07:38 PM

Thankyou for my infractions ! I will learn from these!
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Default Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ? - 03-02-2017, 07:44 PM

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YES! Brother G. I have had to perform this holy act on many a witch!I face the powers that be with my mighty sword and wave it in their face!
What you're talking about is not a holy act, dear. Think about it. You admit to sexually copulating multiple people, like a whore does. But you're a man. We have a word for the Man Who Acts Like A Woman: a Homosexual. There's nothing holy about being a homer.


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Default Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ? - 03-02-2017, 07:44 PM

My three year absence may have been due to the fact I was hunting bum bandits and sticking hot pokers up their bum as God commanded me!
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Default Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ? - 03-02-2017, 07:58 PM

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...I was hunting bum bandits and sticking hot pokers up their bum as God commanded me!
Scripture or StFU, thanks.


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