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Re: The person under me: (True or false) -
05-20-2009, 04:56 PM
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False. I have converted not one, not two, but several dozen Mudslimes to Christianity. Unfortunately for them, they only survived a few seconds after thier conversion (long story, pretty funny really), so none of them are around today.
The person below me is a race traitor. (T/F)
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False- ish.
Both of my ex wives, the first of which I remarried after divorcing the second one, were white. However, neither were True Christians™ as I had yet to be Saved. So in a way . . . oh I don't know!
The person beneath me prays while driving.
T/F
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Re: The person under me: (True or false) -
05-20-2009, 06:21 PM
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False-ish.
Both of my ex wives, the first of which I remarried after divorcing the second one, were white. However, neither were True Christians™ as I had yet to be Saved. So in a way . . . oh I don't know!
The person beneath me prays while driving.
T/F
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True, the Landover Security Humves have their steering wheels modified with a joystick like handle inside the wheel to aid this.
The person below me has had a series of vivid dreams about Corinthians.
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05-20-2009, 09:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe
True, the Landover Security Humves have their steering wheels modified with a joystick like handle inside the wheel to aid this.
The person below me has had a series of vivid dreams about Corinthians.
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False. I have, however, had a series of seriously vivid dreams about The Revelation of St. John the Divine. I am currently building them into a two-week lecture series to be offered in likeminded churches throughout the country for Adult Vacation Bible School/Revival End-Times Teaching Seminars.
The person below me has had lustful thoughts today.
In Christ,
Warren
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Re: The person under me: (True or false) -
05-21-2009, 12:58 AM
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The person below me has had lustful thoughts today.
In Christ,
Warren
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False. I don't know the meaning of lust. Just ask my fiancee.
The person below me has a rapture-ready toilet installed in their home.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: The person under me: (True or false) -
05-21-2009, 01:15 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
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False!
There are 17 Rapture-Ready Toilets installed at The Monthly Visitor, courtesy of the previous owner.
They're remarkably water-efficient, so the local building codes official had no problem with me keeping them.
The person below me has questions about whether the Rapture will occur before, during, or after the Tribulation.
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Re: The person under me: (True or false) -
05-21-2009, 01:23 AM
False.
1 Thessalonians makes it clear there will be a Rapture. Matthew 24 makes it clear that it will occur during the Tribulations.
The person below me is a Republican.
In the Beginning God created the Heaven and the Earth. Genesis 1.1. This scripture is the first verse of the Bible for a reason. It lays the foundation for the absolute truth found in God's Holy WORD, the Bible.
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Re: The person under me: (True or false) -
05-21-2009, 01:57 AM
True. Prior to my 1974 conversion, I was a far-left liberal Dumbocrat. Then I realized the errors of my ways and became a Republican. It's called "growing up".
The person below me has read the Bible from cover to cover.
SPACESHIP JESUS appeared to me in Astronaut form when I was staying in a motel in 1974. He then told me the TRUTH about our world and what illusions the SATANIC ALLIANCE uses to control us! To this day, I still receive SPACESHIP RADIO SIGNALS INTO MY BRAIN. Absolve yourself of your limited Matrix existence.
Hosea 9:7 The days of visitation are come, the days of recompence are come; Israel shall know it: the prophet is a fool, the spiritual man is mad, for the multitude of thine iniquity, and the great hatred.
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Re: The person under me: (True or false) -
05-21-2009, 02:00 AM
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The person below me has read the Bible from cover to cover.
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True. Not only that, I committed it to memory by the tender age of 5. For more details on my bio, please take a look at THIS.
The person below me has talked to a gay.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: The person under me: (True or false) -
05-21-2009, 02:08 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
The person below me has talked to a gay.
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True.
He was my hairdresser. I had no idea he was a gay, until he mentioned that he was going to San Fransissyco for a street fair on Folsom Street.
I inquired about it, thinking it might be fun to go as well, and he showed me photographs.
I reported him to Bobby-Joe, hoping he could be brought into Betty Bowers' BASH program. The next day, he was gone and there was a nice new flowerbed outside his (now closed) shop. I'm not sure where he went, or why he planted flowers before leaving town. I do know that the rosebush in the middle has grown by leaps and bounds in just one year! He must have fertilized it well.
The person below me hopes ACORN will be successful with the Cloward/Piven strategy.
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Re: The person under me: (True or false) -
05-21-2009, 02:28 AM
False. Those ACORN people are completely NUTS!
From Pastor Zeke's bio...
At 5-years old, little Ezekiel had memorized the entire KJV 1611 Bible. In addition, he memorized the first 2,000 pages of Strong's Concordance and quite by accident, 2-years worth articles from his mother's subscription to Women's Day magazine which were laying on the coffee table next to the concordance.
You truly were a child genius, Pastor Zeke! How come when Mozart is 5 he writes "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star" and is worshipped in history books, but your much more intellectually complex feat goes unnoticed by mass media? Oh yea. Joos.
When I was 5, I was running my first scam. It was a "lemonade" stand that I was selling cups of it for a nickel. In reality, it was just some dog urine and Mt. Dew.
Back to the game....
The person below me has had wet dreams about Hillary Clinton.
SPACESHIP JESUS appeared to me in Astronaut form when I was staying in a motel in 1974. He then told me the TRUTH about our world and what illusions the SATANIC ALLIANCE uses to control us! To this day, I still receive SPACESHIP RADIO SIGNALS INTO MY BRAIN. Absolve yourself of your limited Matrix existence.
Hosea 9:7 The days of visitation are come, the days of recompence are come; Israel shall know it: the prophet is a fool, the spiritual man is mad, for the multitude of thine iniquity, and the great hatred.
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Re: The person under me: (True or false) -
05-21-2009, 02:38 AM
Like her drenched in blood? I may have imagined that.
Next person loves rocky road ice cream.
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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Re: The person under me: (True or false) -
05-21-2009, 02:48 AM
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Next person loves rocky road ice cream.
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False!
Nobar, every True Christian™ knows that "Rocky Road" is the Sodomite flavor!
The person below me eats Acorns for lunch.
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Re: The person under me: (True or false) -
05-21-2009, 03:02 AM
False! You'll never find any NUTS in MY MOUTH!
The person below me harbors a secret admiration for Kim Jong Il.
SPACESHIP JESUS appeared to me in Astronaut form when I was staying in a motel in 1974. He then told me the TRUTH about our world and what illusions the SATANIC ALLIANCE uses to control us! To this day, I still receive SPACESHIP RADIO SIGNALS INTO MY BRAIN. Absolve yourself of your limited Matrix existence.
Hosea 9:7 The days of visitation are come, the days of recompence are come; Israel shall know it: the prophet is a fool, the spiritual man is mad, for the multitude of thine iniquity, and the great hatred.
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05-21-2009, 03:43 AM
False, I can never admire communist Chinese folk.
The person under me has never defiled themselves by being "under" someone they weren't married to.
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05-21-2009, 04:10 AM
ROFL, true....
The person below me has read 'origin of species' by Charles Darwin
Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!
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Re: The person under me: (True or false) -
05-21-2009, 04:14 AM
False. I don't read books. I burn them.
The person under me has ever been institutionalized in a mental health facility.
SPACESHIP JESUS appeared to me in Astronaut form when I was staying in a motel in 1974. He then told me the TRUTH about our world and what illusions the SATANIC ALLIANCE uses to control us! To this day, I still receive SPACESHIP RADIO SIGNALS INTO MY BRAIN. Absolve yourself of your limited Matrix existence.
Hosea 9:7 The days of visitation are come, the days of recompence are come; Israel shall know it: the prophet is a fool, the spiritual man is mad, for the multitude of thine iniquity, and the great hatred.
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Re: The person under me: (True or false) -
05-21-2009, 04:20 AM
False.
The person under me agrees that gypies are going to hell.
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Re: The person under me: (True or false) -
05-21-2009, 04:24 AM
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False.
The person under me agrees that gypies are going to hell.
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TRUE!
The person under me has taken Haldol.
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05-21-2009, 05:18 AM
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Originally Posted by Nurse Clampett
TRUE!
The person under me has taken Haldol.
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False!
The person under me is also beneath me.
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Re: The person under me: (True or false) -
05-21-2009, 03:46 PM
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Verily!
The person under me has stoned a witch
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er,.. due to an order of Pastor Decon Fred I all I can say is am a good Christian who follows ALL of The Bible and all laws.
The person under me has played Left Behind, Eternal Fores five times.
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