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Why Can't the Super Bowl be about Jesus -
02-01-2019, 10:53 PM
Every year the Super Bowl gets closer to being an event about Satan. One year Janet Jackson shows an uncovered breast and the next pants are so tight they reveal what we should not see.
Now we learn the sex for money business thrives in whatever city hosts the Super Bowl. Its time to stop this.
https://www.freep.com/story/news/nat...on/2658224002/
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Why Can't the Super Bowl be about Jesus -
02-02-2019, 01:05 AM
Jesus would indeed the solution here.
Trump needs to implement Biblical law in America as soon as possible so these sluts can stoned to death as demanded by God in Deuteronomy 22:20-21:
But if this thing be true, and the tokens of virginity be not found for the damsel: Then they shall bring out the damsel to the door of her father's house, and the men of her city shall stone her with stones that she die: because she hath wrought folly in Israel, to play the whore in her father's house: so shalt thou put evil away from among you.
And since True Christians™ are without sin (1st John 1:7, Revelation 1:5, 1st John 3:9) we would be the ones throwing the first stones (John 8:7)!
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: Why Can't the Super Bowl be about Jesus -
02-02-2019, 08:16 AM
Flashing jungle titties and parading sluts like Miley Cyrus at Super Bowl halftime has got to stop - we're sick of it and so is Jesus.
Whatever happened to the great marching bands we used to see in the past? Here's an example of a wonderful band that praises Jesus and forms crosses on the field as part of their performance.
MAGA - bring back marching bands.
Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
...and get off my lawn
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Re: Why Can't the Super Bowl be about Jesus -
02-02-2019, 02:09 PM
So many marginalized groups suffer erasure because of football. Where are the Asian football players, and the Jews, or Pygmy-Americans?
That's at least 2 billion people who cannot watch football because they are not represented. I share their feeling of being excluded, for example I am triggered when people talk about how much fun Sonic The Hedgehog is, a game which excludes me because I am not a fast-moving blue hedgehog.
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Re: Why Can't the Super Bowl be about Jesus -
02-05-2019, 10:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man
Jesus would indeed the solution here.
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Is this what they call a "multi-faith event?"
Psalm 1:1 Blessed is the man that walketh not in the counsel of the ungodly, nor standeth in the way of sinners, nor sitteth in the seat of the scornful.
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Re: Why Can't the Super Bowl be about Jesus -
02-06-2019, 05:46 AM
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Whatever happened to the great marching bands we used to see in the past? Here's an example of a wonderful band that praises Jesus and forms crosses on the field as part of their performance.
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Bless you Brother William! Bless you!! I haven't been so moved to passion since I first heard a young white boy sing that same song at a Billy Graham crusade in 1969. Bless you, Sir. GOD BLESS YOU! Let's MAGA! MGA! MAAH! MAHA! AMGA! AAGGGGGGGGGGGgg..
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Re: Why Can't the Super Bowl be about Jesus -
02-06-2019, 06:29 AM
The super bowl used to be good but now it has horrid entertainment and bad calls. I still watch it though
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Re: Why Can't the Super Bowl be about Jesus -
02-06-2019, 11:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Social Construct
Where are the Asian football players
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They got crushed by the ball. They tried using the ball in a compound interest leaseback pyramid scheme.
They tried to steal the ball until they figured out it doesn't taste like chicken.
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I share their feeling of being excluded
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So you want more idiots to play?
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: Why Can't the Super Bowl be about Jesus -
02-07-2019, 12:31 AM
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So you want more idiots to play?
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My understanding is, that men play football to become idiots through repetitive concussions, so yeah, including people who already are idiots would be rather redundant.
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Re: Why Can't the Super Bowl be about Jesus -
02-07-2019, 04:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Social Construct
So many marginalized groups suffer erasure because of football. Where are the Asian football players, and the Jews, or Pygmy-Americans?
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You left out the retards. Don't you think the retards can play the football? And where are the blind transgenitaled Muslim lesbian paraplegic retards? Why are you excluding them?
You, sir, are a sexist, racist, transgenitalophobic, Islamophobic, lezbophobic, misogynist, ableist. You are Hitler. You are literally Hitler!
Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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Re: Why Can't the Super Bowl be about Jesus -
02-07-2019, 09:40 PM
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You left out the retards. Don't you think the retards can play the football?
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The term "retard football player" is offensive.
A better term to call them would be "football player".
Trigger Warning: the text you have just read may have caused: flashbacks to historical oppression, normalization of whiteness, hegemonic hyper-masculinity (if I must say so myself), assumption of genders, species, and/or status as a living being, other problematic sins which are yet to be discovered and outlawed but I should still be (eventually) punished for.
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Re: Why Can't the Super Bowl be about Jesus -
02-08-2019, 03:36 AM
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Originally Posted by Social Construct
The term "retard football player" is offensive.
A better term to call them would be "football player".
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Talk about a poster who is in over his head. There is a term in psychiatry called retardation. Scientists use the term retard interchangeably with retardation.
Football players mostly have brain injuries. They experience retardation. The other term, used correctly by our poster, is retard.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Why Can't the Super Bowl be about Jesus -
02-14-2019, 10:10 AM
Don't you think that discriminates against footballers who are not retarded?
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Re: Why Can't the Super Bowl be about Jesus -
02-14-2019, 11:41 PM
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Don't you think that discriminates against footballers who are not retarded?
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Isn't that a contradiction in terms?
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