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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
05-28-2014, 03:43 PM
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Jesus has sent THIS communistic nigress down into the pits of hell today, and I for one thank Him for it.
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Dear God look at that evil face.
It's like she's sneering/yelling "I can throw whatever I want at you and the President won't stop me!"
Well I for one am sick of it.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
05-29-2014, 01:21 AM
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Dear God look at that evil face.
It's like she's sneering/yelling "I can throw whatever I want at you and the President won't stop me!"
Well I for one am sick of it.
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This stupid woman once said "we do the best we can, and when we know better, we do better." Nothing could be further from the truth.
We go to Hell, until we know Jesus better by becoming True Christians, the we do perfect and go to Heaven.
Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
06-02-2014, 10:41 AM
Ann B. Davis, who played the housekeeper Alice on The Brady Bunch, has died at the age of 88 after falling and hitting her head in what was no doubt an act of Providence.
The Brady Bunch was one of the first TV shows to depict and unconventional family, with homosexual Robert Reed playing the role of a widower with three sons who married a probable divorcee with three daughters. Davis' implicit endorsement of homosexuality and remarriage after divorce was probably one of the main reasons why a short 40 years after the series ended God swiftly despatched her soul to hell.
While she was awaiting her eternal damnation, she joined an Episcopal cult. She never married. Below, Ann B. Davis, the hag in the middle.
| Mt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
06-02-2014, 11:40 AM
Are you sure that's not a young Martin Sheen?
2 Timothy 3:16
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
06-09-2014, 09:27 PM
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06-09-2014, 10:02 PM
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The British actor and comedian Rik Mayall has died at the age of 56.
The Essex-born actor, who starred in alternative comedy shows such as The Young Ones and Blackadder, died on Monday morning, a spokesman for Brunskill Management said. The cause of death is currently unknown.
Mayall was best known for his comedy partnership with Adrian Edmonson, whom he first met at university. The pair went on to become one of the biggest comedy duos of the 1980s, co-writing The Young Ones. Mayall later starred in Jonathan Creek.
Rik Mayall (left) as Rick in the Young Ones with Adrian Edmondson as Vyvyan, Nigel Planer as Neil, and Christopher Ryan as Mike. Photograph: Photos 12/Alamy
In 1998, Mayall was nearly crushed to death by the quad bike he was riding when he fell off. He suffered a fractured skull and severe haemorrhaging and spent five days in a coma.
Rik Mayall and Marsha Fitzalan pose as their 1980s TV characters Alan and Sarah B'Stard to launch the UK tour of its stage adaptation in 2006. Photograph: Gareth Cattermole/Getty Images
The comic actor later made light of the trauma at his Devon farm. "I beat Jesus Christ," he said. "He was dead for three days at Easter. When I crashed it was the day before Good Friday, Crap Thursday, and I was technically dead until Easter Monday – that's five days … beat him 5-3."
Mayall is survived by his wife, the Scottish make-up artist Barbara Robbin whom he married in 1985, and his three children Rosie, 28, Sidney, 26, and Bonnie, 19.
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http://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-ra...comedian-actor
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
06-12-2014, 06:30 PM
Ruby Dee, uppity female civil "rights" activist and advocate of open marriage (whatever that may be) has finally gone to join her husband in the Lake of Fire.
Wonder who they'll shack up with down there?
2 Timothy 3:16
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
06-15-2014, 03:50 PM
Casey Kasem Dead at 82
http://www.nydailynews.com/entertain...icle-1.1830533
Mr. Kasem is famous for being a radio host encouraging youth to listen to Satanic music and fornicate, burying his face in Jean's enormous store bought bussom and for playing the voice of the demonically possessed Scooby Doo.
Enjoy Mr. Kasem!
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
06-15-2014, 04:55 PM
The Hell's train its full of sinners, and do not forget that 80% of the train is filled with Chinese Communists!!
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
06-15-2014, 04:56 PM
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Casey Kasem Dead at 82
http://www.nydailynews.com/entertain...icle-1.1830533
Mr. Kasem is famous for being a radio host encouraging youth to listen to Satanic music, burying his face in Jean's enormous store bought bussom and for playing the voice of the demonically possessed Scooby Doo.
Enjoy Mr. Kasum!
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Kasem's voice was also known to cause homosexual fantaseys in young men.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
06-15-2014, 07:54 PM
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Casey Kasem Dead at 82
http://www.nydailynews.com/entertain...icle-1.1830533
Mr. Kasem is famous for being a radio host encouraging youth to listen to Satanic music and fornicate, burying his face in Jean's enormous store bought bussom and for playing the voice of the demonically possessed Scooby Doo.
Enjoy Mr. Kasem!
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Not to mention the fact that he was a money-grubbing joo.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
06-16-2014, 09:33 AM
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Casey Kasem Dead at 82
http://www.nydailynews.com/entertain...icle-1.1830533
Mr. Kasem is famous for being a radio host encouraging youth to listen to Satanic music and fornicate, burying his face in Jean's enormous store bought bussom and for playing the voice of the demonically possessed Scooby Doo.
Enjoy Mr. Kasem!
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I'm surprised there hasn't been a police investigation for suffocation - those huge bussoms look like they could be used as a murder weapon.
Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
06-16-2014, 03:35 PM
Someone has to announce "The Lake of Fire's Top 40."
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
06-19-2014, 12:23 PM
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
06-26-2014, 12:58 AM
Today Jesus has Blessed us by sending a notorious Hollywood joo actor to hell fire. Eli Wallach was only marginally famous. Everyone remembers him for this scene, where he plays a wetback.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
07-11-2014, 12:37 PM
Boss Hog has to be in the pits of hades for his sins!
http://images.politico.com/global/boss%20hogg.jpg
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
07-11-2014, 01:27 PM
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What sins did he commit? How did God smite him? Elaborate.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
07-11-2014, 08:45 PM
The English actor David Legeno, who played a filthy werewolf in the satanic Harry Potter movies, is no more....
Ironically, he died in Death Valley of "heat-related issues". He'll find plenty more of those where he's going.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
07-12-2014, 04:01 PM
Drug-infested death rocker Tommy Ramone, the last surviving member of The Ramones, has been sent to his Hellish reward.
GLORY!
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
07-14-2014, 07:46 PM
Are they all buried in a Pet Sematary?
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