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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
06-02-2010, 08:21 PM
Let's make it 9 reasons.
Not only does butter filled Danish pastry clog one's arteries, but butter filled Danes are clogging up my Godly internet connection to my source of eternal salvation.
Yea Verily, Hallelujah Amen!
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
06-02-2010, 08:26 PM
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Lets stick to the truth for a second.
The catholic church, is the oldest and biggest church. If it never had existed, your church wouldnt either.
Therefore, catholic are true christians.
Thus, a true christian organized mentioned genocide.
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I guess we have another of those ''because I said so...''' historians.
1 Chronicles 16:15
Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
06-02-2010, 08:26 PM
Okay I get it now...say something to defend your country = banned and deleted
Say something ridiculus about someone else = nothing
And I spend at leat 5 minutes pointing out the cracks in the theories compiled by a man who admits being into both men and women on Facebook...
And instead of throwing BANNED at us, should you try to save our souls? Isn't that what you logo promises?
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
06-02-2010, 08:29 PM
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Let's make it 9 reasons.
Not only does butter filled Danish pastry clog one's arteries, but butter filled Danes are clogging up my Godly internet connection to my source of eternal salvation.
Yea Verily, Hallelujah Amen!
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So now I'm fat? How dare you speak to a lady like that?
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
06-02-2010, 08:36 PM
i fell sad now.... im Danish...
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
06-02-2010, 08:41 PM
None of us are forcing you to come here and read this.
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
06-02-2010, 08:45 PM
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So now I'm fat? How dare you speak to a lady like that?
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I have no idea of your personal displacement.... but if the cowbell fits .....
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
06-02-2010, 08:45 PM
Oh my..
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Terror alert level RED![QUOTE/]
That's exactly what im talking about. You are so scared, that when you try to take a shit, a terrorist is going to spring out of your ass.
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He was a hell-bound catholic not a Christian. Stalin and Mao were atheists weren't they?
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Again, the catholic church is the oldest christian church.
Don't know about Stalin and Mao though. The lather really don't fit in the equation, just so you know. And mostly because he was chinese, not japanese.. Learn some history.
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Oh yeah.. Weren't you occupied by the Germans? Oh yes, I believe you were. You're welcome for the military and financial assistance we gave you.
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Yes we definately were, and thank the british, canadian, etc. etc. danish resistance soldiers that fought for the freedom of europe.
But what does that have to do with anything at all?
Seems all of you americans, have forgotten that you wouldnt exist, without europeans, because your families (who arent native americans - indians) are european imigrants.
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No doubt laughing his arse off.
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Exactly my point. Your god, according to you, use the earth as an ant-farm as a toy-set which includes a magnifying glass.
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Those don't take into consideration our population size. Plus, if you took the darkies out of the mix, the numbers would go down dramatically.
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They don't really have to, you can do that yourself, can't you? You seem good at finding bible stuff, so maybe you can insert the number of citizens of your country.
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No need to apologize. We're here to teach the Word.
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And those who don't want "the word", are godless heathens that deserve to burn in hell..
But as i am not a man of any god, i wipe my ass with your gods words.
Still i must apologies again, as i really cannot take you seriously.
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
06-02-2010, 08:47 PM
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i fell sad now.... im Danish...
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Don't feel sad, remember you were only born a danish you have the choice in becoming a God fearing Christian. Start by reading the Bible, KJV1611 of course.
1 Chronicles 16:15
Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
06-02-2010, 08:48 PM
well, these baptist brothers are right about the danes. As said before, we have stolen the former Finnish flag AND should consider returning it anytime soon. All those outburst's of rage are exactly who we are.....rampaigin vikings!! Cut the BS fellow danes!!!!!!
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
06-02-2010, 08:49 PM
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I guess we have another of those ''because I said so...''' historians.
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You have alot on this site actually.
Seriously, none of you can produce source of proof to the allegations.
Several people has produced evidence of the contrary.
It's childish.
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
06-02-2010, 08:56 PM
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Originally Posted by DanishBuddhist
You have alot on this site actually.
Seriously, none of you can produce source of proof to the allegations.
Several people has produced evidence of the contrary.
It's childish.
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Anything Biblical truths are written there and any questions answered there, but God is not warm and fuzzy...are you looking for warm and fuzzy Jesus here?
1 Chronicles 16:15
Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
06-02-2010, 08:56 PM
Drugs = god/jesus so do not use drugs boys and girls
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
06-02-2010, 08:59 PM
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Drugs = god/jesus so do not use drugs boys and girls
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What scripture backs up this claim?
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
06-02-2010, 09:02 PM
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Anything Biblical truths are written there and any questions answered there, but God is not warm and fuzzy...are you looking for warm and fuzzy Jesus here?
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An idiot babling has nothing to do with your so-call "biblical truth".
And you can stick your "god", warm and fuzzy or not, where the sun does not shine, cause im not in want of nonsense.
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
06-02-2010, 09:10 PM
Dear Cranky Old Man and Landover Baptist Church
It has come to the Ministry of Evil ( www.um.dk) attention that you have been writing about Denmark.
Even though you facts about Denmark are correct, we as a nation find it very offensive that a non-Dane writes those facts for all to see. You have offended 5 billion (born and unborn) Danes. We demand that you ban yourself from this site, and that you send a personal apology to every Danish person and descendant of a Danish person. If you do not comply with our demands, we will be forced to take action for you lack of respect for the Danish culture.
Consequence of noncompliance
We will form a mob with signs, condemning you actions in a very harsh languages.
We will try to take innocent people as hostage and punish them ruthlessly, despite the fact that they are innocent in you actions.
We will smear you church in the pres as an organization of racist and bigots.
If you have any embassies, we will burn them.
We will boycott any products you produce (please inform us of the names of products you produce)
We will mobilize or fearless Lego warriors, and send them your way. (Scary Lego warrior in picture)
The Danish people and stat is very peaceful and do not want to harm anyone. All you have to do is bend over and submit.
The Danish stat does not condone any violence.
Our very bright and talented journalist has already picked up the story, as you can see in this link.
http://ekstrabladet.dk/nationen/article1356042.ece
Sincerely Yours Truly,
Minister of Evil
Denmark
The Nation of Peace
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
06-02-2010, 09:15 PM
I hope Barack Obama doesn't turn the United States into a Rapeocracy like Denmark.
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
06-02-2010, 09:17 PM
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I hope Barack Obama doesn't turn the United States into a Rapeocracy like Denmark.
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Yes, please take note; Denmark is the kind of Hell of Earth Obama wants to turn the United States of America into. That is right; from God's Favorite Country to some tired old European trash dump full of windmills.
Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
06-02-2010, 09:24 PM
Back to the present.
Denmark has a fine country I live and was born here, and the Danish word for rape is rape.
So calm down, just because we are one of the world happy people in the world
And the flag is this.
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
06-02-2010, 09:28 PM
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Back to the present.
Denmark has a fine country I live and was born here, and the Danish word for rape is rape.
So calm down, just because we are one of the world happy people in the world
And the flag is this.
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Hello!!!!!!
The long part of the cross is supposed to point down. Which one of you heathens knocked Jesus' cross over????!!!
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