[Composter]

Re: Sermon: "The Rooster, God's Alarm Clock"

Argumentum ad nauseum.

You're the one making the big claim that the Bible is a story book. Your proof is little more than circular logic based on poor understanding of God's word in its entirety while cherry picking something you think backs you up. The fact you are not responding to anything I actually typed but just regurgitating the same old tired nonsense we've seen a hundred times before isn't making you look smart.
You might be able to run rings round your poor public school students with your poor arguments based on your opinion and no evidence but we at Landover know your type of old.

Enjoy Hell!

You speak like the typical malignant sinner and fraudulent Story book jesus' believer that doesn't believe what the bible Story book says at all!

e.g. Why do you keep sinning and following time after time your own pitiful sinful and pathetic examples, when your Story book jesus says you shouldn't but instead ' . . . . leaving us an example, that ye should follow his steps: . . . . (1 Pet. 2:21) KJV Story book


Much much much much better luck next times should you wish to try again?

[Jack O'fagan]

Re: Sermon: "The Rooster, God's Alarm Clock"

You speak like the typical malignant sinner and fraudulent Story book jesus' believer that doesn't believe what the bible Story book says at all!

e.g. Why do you keep sinning and following time after time your own pitiful sinful and pathetic examples, when your Story book jesus says you shouldn't but instead ' . . . . leaving us an example, that ye should follow his steps: . . . . (1 Pet. 2:21) KJV Story book


Much much much much better luck next times should you wish to try again?

Why can't you just make a clear statement. You seem to come out with random words with no thought process. It is exceedingly tiresome,

YiC

Jack

[Composter]

Re: Sermon: "The Rooster, God's Alarm Clock"

Hey Composter!

Where and what do you "teach" friend? We get many people here claiming inflated credentials, so if you would please send a copy of your certifications and employment history to a senior pastor, that would clear things up.

Thank you!

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth
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Your entire Senior Pastor's and their Cult ministry are already proven not worth a didly-squat according to me using their own preferred Story book!

1. Because they can't legitimately defeat me.
2. Because they are malignant sinners, thus Story book jesus' rejects pretending otherwise!

Try actually attempting to address my arguments and I'll see IF you or any others fare any better next times?

Bring along ALL your Super Senior pastors or whatever rank your Cult has determined for itself and they can also try for themselves against me!

So far the Tally remains

Genuine Story book bible jesus believers = zero!
Pretend Story book bible jesus' believers (including your malignant sinning Senior pastors) with proven 100% BS, and 100% failed arguments like yours and your Senior Pastors too cowardly to have appeared already and above or below in their rankness; either here at Landover baptist Cult or anywhere else. = 100%

Much much much much much better luck next times should you or your Senior pastors wish to try their luck against me again?

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Sermon: "The Rooster, God's Alarm Clock"

Does anyone actually understand the point this so-called teacher is making?

He's saying that because I follow the Bible I therefore don't believe the Bible? Is that what he's saying? Why would anyone follow the Bible and yet not believe the Bible?

Try actually attempting to address my arguments

If you actually made a single argument then we'd gladly engage but, frankly, all you are doing is ranting, puffing yourself up and pasting stuff from atheist web sites. It's quite difficult to address anything you say because it all boils down to you vainly repeating that you think the Bible is a storybook over and over again.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Sermon: "The Rooster, God's Alarm Clock"

Your entire Senior Pastor's and their Cult ministry are already proven not worth a didly-squat according to me using their own preferred Story book!

1. Because they can't legitimately defeat me.
2. Because they are malignant sinners, thus Story book jesus' rejects pretending otherwise!

Try actually attempting to address my arguments and I'll see IF you or any others fare any better next times?

Bring along ALL your Super Senior pastors or whatever rank your Cult has determined for itself and they can also try for themselves against me!

So far the Tally remains

Genuine Story book bible jesus believers = zero!
Pretend Story book bible jesus' believers (including your malignant sinning Senior pastors) with proven 100% BS, and 100% failed arguments like yours and your Senior Pastors too cowardly to have appeared already and above or below in their rankness; either here at Landover baptist Cult or anywhere else. = 100%

Much much much much much better luck next times should you or your Senior pastors wish to try their luck against me again?

Son, you sound like some retarded spam-bot using an outdated version of BabelFish typing on a Tilt-A-Whirl (c) after doing homo bellybutton shots of radiator hootch. You may think you are "winning" the intardnets, but in reality you are only securing an eternity of this:

<--- you

Please stop using drugs!!!

YiC,

Zech

[Jack O'fagan]

Re: Sermon: "The Rooster, God's Alarm Clock"

Does anyone actually understand the point this so-called teacher is making?

I am in exactly the same situation as he is. I don't know what he is talking about either.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Sermon: "The Rooster, God's Alarm Clock"

A rip-off of the Godly Version:

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Sermon: "The Rooster, God's Alarm Clock"

Sadly for your failed Landover Cult ministry, your own Story book bible refutes you yet again -

And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. (1 Tim. 2:14) KJV Story book

Much much better luck to you people at Landover next times you may want to try your luck against me again!

Of course Adam wasn't deceived by Eve, he was threatened with assault by her if he didn't eat the apple. Why else would a man listen to a woman?

But at Brother Temperance asked, what does this have to do with roosters? This topic is about the Lord's cock, please talk about that.

Are you just some atheist out to mock Christians?

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

Re: Sermon: "The Rooster, God's Alarm Clock"

Your entire Senior Pastor's and their Cult ministry are already proven not worth a didly-squat according to me using their own preferred Story book!

1. Because they can't legitimately defeat me.
2. Because they are malignant sinners, thus Story book jesus' rejects pretending otherwise!

Try actually attempting to address my arguments and I'll see IF you or any others fare any better next times?

Bring along ALL your Super Senior pastors or whatever rank your Cult has determined for itself and they can also try for themselves against me!

So far the Tally remains

Genuine Story book bible jesus believers = zero!
Pretend Story book bible jesus' believers (including your malignant sinning Senior pastors) with proven 100% BS, and 100% failed arguments like yours and your Senior Pastors too cowardly to have appeared already and above or below in their rankness; either here at Landover baptist Cult or anywhere else. = 100%

Much much much much much better luck next times should you or your Senior pastors wish to try their luck against me again?

Composter, sit up, wipe your chin, and listen to me...

Adam was not deceived directly by Satan, but Eve was. Hence, I Timothy 2:14. It shouldn't be hard to understand, even for a Samuel Clemens-admiring, atheist boy-buggerer like yourself.

Now back to the subject at hand, what have you to say about the Lord's cock? Do you deny that the rooster is God's alarm clock? Please make your case.

Pastor Ed

[Brother Bob]

Re: Sermon: "The Rooster, God's Alarm Clock"

Much much better luck to you people at Landover next times you may want to try your luck against me again!

No, not really. If you had read my previous posts you would see that I did, in fact, completely address your foolish claims. But enough of that, you are clearly incapable of logical reasoning.

(dictionary.com)
Delusions of Grandeur - noun - A delusion that you are much greater and more powerful and influential than you really are.

Back on topic!
The sermon was great! It always astounds me how many ways God mysteriously works. Everything was put on this earth for a purpose.

As Genesis 1:26 eloquently puts it, everything was provided to man for us to have domination over. Roosters included! There is nothing better than waking up to the Godly sound of an awe-inspired rooster.

[Composter]

Re: Sermon: "The Rooster, God's Alarm Clock"

Does anyone actually understand the point this so-called teacher is making?

Landovers false teachings CLAIM to originate from their chosen Story book bible. However in reality Land where I belong, far far away from real Landover Cult land, your preferred Story book bible DOES NOT agree with what you attempt to preach.
i.e. Your Cult and its Senior pastors actually teach ' what they wished their Story book bible says ' but DOES NOT.

Conversely, I repeatedly successfully bust Cults like Landovers by pointing out ' what your preferred Story book bible DOES SAY, and what it actually IS! (i.e. A 100% man made Story book)

He's saying that because I follow the Bible I therefore don't believe the Bible? Is that what he's saying? Why would anyone follow the Bible and yet not believe the Bible?

Not a single genuine bible jesus' believer exists outside of Story book bible land, YOU and your inept Senior / Junior Pastors included!

Unfortunately fatal for you and your landover masters, it is very easy to show from your chosen bible Story book ' what a genuine Story book jesus' believer will manifest, IF they are genuine Story book jesus' believer, because the Story book details those promises ' already a given ' to such a person.

IF Landover believe they can provide a suitable candidate to be assessed for legitimacy according to their own acclaimed Story book bible, then by all means bring them along here and they can attempt to demonstrate their legitimacy according to the Story book bible's criteria and promises ' already a given ' to such a legitimate believer?

I shall provide ALL such criteria for them including their legitimate candidacy, ALL taken verbatim from the KJV bible Story book they (ahem) ' claim to believe and follow? '.

If you actually made a single argument then we'd gladly engage but, frankly, all you are doing is ranting, puffing yourself up and pasting stuff from atheist web sites.

As you demonstrate the vain and inept rantings of a fraudulent Story book jesus' believer and overall dimwit that also can't even locate let alone answer what is already asked, you ALL may start again by answering this:

Test for jesus' frauds Step #1: Do you still sin?

A simple YES or NO is required for this first preliminary step in legitimacy?

It's quite difficult to address anything you say because it all boils down to you vainly repeating that you think the Bible is a storybook over and over again.

There is nothing ' vain ' about the Truth I repeatedly accurately teach!

Try addressing this easier step for dummies FIRST (See above: Test for jesus' frauds Step #1)

Remember always: -

1. The combined legitimate evidence ALL your Cult appointed Senior pastors and their predecessors or look-alikes have that ANY acclaimed ' holy-text ' (e.g. bible) is the words of ANY literal god(s) given to man, remains a constant zero!

I would be most pleased to receive legitimate evidence from ANY at Landover to demonstrate otherwise (YOU included)?

2. The combined legitimate evidence ALL your Cult appointed Senior pastors and their predecessors and look-alikes have that the Story book bible character jesus ever literally existed outside of Story book bible land, also remains a constant zero!

I would be most pleased to receive legitimate evidence from ANY at Landover to demonstrate otherwise (YOU included)?

3. The combined legitimate evidence ALL your Cult appointed Senior pastors and their predecessors and look-alikes have, that a single one of them is a genuine Story book jesus' believer that legitimately manifests ALL the promises already a given to such a person outside of Story book bible land, also remains a constant zero!

I would be most pleased to receive legitimate evidence from ANY at Landover to demonstrate otherwise (YOU included)?

So go and get ANY one of your Cult of ANY self acclaimed Cult minded rank to step forward and legitimately provide the evidence and then pass ALL these criteria and then we'll talk more as to their next step on their road for legitimacy (YOU included)?

Much much much much much much much much better luck to YOU & your Senior pastors & their cult minded duped pupils like you now, should ANY wish to step up for the first time or again and try their luck against me using their very own Story book bible as the benchmark?

Can't wait for the very first genuine and legitimate Story book jesus' believer throught history, to step forward and legitimately succeed; outside of Story book bible land!

I've personally waited for over 50 years to no avail already, so I shan't put the kettle on waiting now as it has already wasted too many good kettles already. LOL!

[Composter]

Re: Sermon: "The Rooster, God's Alarm Clock"

Still waiting for a genuine Story book jesus believer to present themselves for scrutiny according to their alleged preferred Story book KJV version?

Apart from more BS PM's against me illegitimately working to silence me, the combined legitimate evidence for your Cult cause here and its inept pastors of any self acclaimed level remains just like your like minded Cults and ideologies elsewhere = zero!

You at Landover have also been unambiguously busted by Composer, the successful Religion & Cult busting teacher and your Story book fictional character jesus' butt kicked (being proven fictional, successfully kicked in its metaphorical rear and it proved to be a liar and deceiver by so called christians! (e.g. Deut. 24:16 & Ezek. 18:20).

The fathers shall not be put to death for the children, neither shall the children be put to death for the father. Every man shall be put to death for his own sin. (Deut. 24:16) KJV Story book (Online Source: http://whatjewsbelieve.org/) - What Jews believe Point 1.)

This was later confirmed by Ezek. 18:20 KJV Story book -

The son shall not bear the iniquity of the father, neither shall the father bear the iniquity of the son: Ezekiel 18:20 also "pulls the rug out from under" Christianity's main premise, that all generations of mankind are burdened with sin and death stemming from Adam's act of disobedience. Only Christ's redeeming shed blood can end this never-ending cycle of sin and death. Quite clearly Ezekiel refutes this notion. "The son shall not suffer for the iniquity of the father." (My emphasis - Online Source: http://www.bibleorigins.net/MoabiteBloodMessiah.html)

Landmark and their Story book jesus' butts kicked!

[Jedediah]

Re: Sermon: "The Rooster, God's Alarm Clock"

You certainly are a wicked, loathsome little man. We are indeed blessed by your persecution of our cherished beliefs (Matthew 5:10-11), but when it comes to your misrepresentation of Holy Scripture, that is wholly explained by the fact that you do not have the Holy Spirit dwelling within you, guiding your discernment.

I Corinthians 2:10-16
But God hath revealed them unto us by his Spirit: for the Spirit searcheth all things, yea, the deep things of God.
For what man knoweth the things of a man, save the spirit of man which is in him? even so the things of God knoweth no man, but the Spirit of God.
Now we have received, not the spirit of the world, but the spirit which is of God; that we might know the things that are freely given to us of God.
Which things also we speak, not in the words which man's wisdom teacheth, but which the Holy Ghost teacheth; comparing spiritual things with spiritual.
But the natural man receiveth not the things of the Spirit of God: for they are foolishness unto him: neither can he know them, because they are spiritually discerned.
But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man.
For who hath known the mind of the Lord, that he may instruct him? but we have the mind of Christ.

In other words, since you are not a True Christian™, you are not qualified to meaningfully and intelligently discuss these matters. You can come here and spew your anti-Christian hate speech, placing further distance between yourself and your Creator, but you are only further ensuring your place in lake of fire. Meanwhile, you multiply our blessings in heaven (Luke 6:22). Indeed, verse 15 tells us that while it is our prerogative to judge you, you may not judge us.

You may have spent a few years in the ivory towers of the secular elites, but Scripture tells us that only serves to make you a fool. Lacking the Spirit of Discernment, you ultimately have no idea what you are talking about. So I'd advise you to shut the hell up, boy.

I Corinthians 3:18-20
Let no man deceive himself. If any man among you seemeth to be wise in this world, let him become a fool, that he may be wise.
For the wisdom of this world is foolishness with God. For it is written, He taketh the wise in their own craftiness.
And again, The Lord knoweth the thoughts of the wise, that they are vain.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Sermon: "The Rooster, God's Alarm Clock"

Still waiting for a genuine Story book jesus believer to present themselves for scrutiny according to their alleged preferred Story book KJV version?

Why friend? We're not judged by you.

As you have explained friend already you are an atheist. Trust me I say we TRUE Christians(tm) know exactly how close minded God mocking atheists can be to the Divine Revaluation of Christ. You assume that just because you have some facts you can defeat THE TRUTH. Well friend THE TRUTH doesn't need facts.

Frankly friend you're whole off topic intrusion into this thread about God's Rooster is really a bit tiresome. Get on topic or we're start deleting your posts.

Your choice.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Sermon: "The Rooster, God's Alarm Clock"

Composter, if we wanted you to be silenced, rest assured that would happen so fast it would snap the neck of your simian bride.



No, you serve a much more valuable purpose here illustrating the pure hatred and poor logic of the garden variety devil-worshiper. When rational, thinking folks are presented with the option of acting like a rabid, foaming at the mouth Jesus-hater (you) or loving, friendly, welcoming souls (us), I think the choice is clear. Please continue with your spit-flecked persecution: that means we are doing things right!



YiC,

Zech
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