[Dr Laurence Niles]

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"The helper monkey flies sideways on Thursdays," whispered Obadiah, wondering if this depraved Nazi flasher could really be his contact.

Silently I wondered where all these shenanigans were going: I have a tape and mission to be getting on with....

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Silently I wondered where all these shenanigans were going: I have a tape and mission to be getting on with....

Again I wrenched myself back to reality, trying to figure out who I could bring the DOF tape and ill-gotten, Wicca-cursed jewels to . . . Maybe I could sell the tape?

[Titus Templeton]

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Again I wrenched myself back to reality, trying to figure out who I could bring the DOF tape and ill-gotten, Wicca-cursed jewels to . . . Maybe I could sell the tape?

"Don't try anything stupid..." a voice behind me whispered in my ears.

[Titus Templeton]

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"Don't try anything stupid..." a voice behind me whispered in my ears.

"Who are you?" i asked and the guy behind me answered:" My name is Rick Santorum and you drive me to the next cathlic church, now!

[Roberta]

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And so I asked him: "Why are you carrying that dead baby around?"

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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And so I asked him: "Why are you carrying that dead baby around?"

He snuggled it gently, whispering, "It's cheaper to keep her . . . if you know what I mean."

[Titus Templeton]

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He snuggled it gently, whispering, "It's cheaper to keep her . . . if you know what I mean."

"Do you have ever heard of a guy named Obadiah?" I asked Santorum.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

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"Do you have ever heard of a guy named Obadiah?" I asked Santorum.

Santorum looked at me in bewilderment: "I can't talk about him now" he prattled "your various time slip hallucinations are the side effects of wicca magic and of no concern: we know you have the tape, our Priests have read the signs in the intestines of alter boys for some time now" his mouth elongated and his teeth scythed through his gums as his skin melted into chitin like armour and he (it?) lunged at me........

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Santorum looked at me in bewilderment: "I can't talk about him now" he prattled "your various time slip hallucinations are the side effects of wicca magic and of no concern: we know you have the tape, our Priests have read the signs in the intestines of altar boys for some time now" his mouth elongated and his teeth scythed through his gums as his skin melted into chitin like armour and he (it?) lunged at me........

Knowing the Santorum demon's weakness, I began chanting the one name that would make him wet himself in terror:

[Roberta]

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Hugh Johnson I shouted. You remember him from the "Bear of the Ball" wine mixer don't you, Ricky?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Hugh Johnson I shouted. You remember him from the "Bear of the Ball" wine mixer don't you, Ricky?

"NO!" he screamed, as he began to quiver, "That wasn't me, you can't prove anything!"

[Roberta]

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He says he's got pictures, Ricky.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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He says he's got pictures, Ricky.

The demon twitched and shook and shrieked, faster and faster, until suddenly it exploded, spraying me from head to toe with Santorum!

[Roberta]

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And lo and behold, Lancaster Merrin appeared in its place!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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And lo and behold, Lancaster Merrin appeared in its place!

Already annoyed by being covered in Santorum, I was fairly well infuriated by seeing that character before me . . . in a blind rage, I screamed, "Your mother sews socks at Yale!"