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Default Re: My favorite Bible passage is Matthew 22:13-14 :) - 07-17-2016, 05:39 AM

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Because free speech is a disease sometimes, and you guys prove it


Why do you defend people who believe the earth is flat? I just can't comprehend it
Hello euphoric_neckbeard.


Do you not like the US Constitution that covers free speech.


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Default Re: My favorite Bible passage is Matthew 22:13-14 :) - 07-17-2016, 05:46 AM

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Hello euphoric_neckbeard.


Do you not like the US Constitution that covers free speech.


Thank you.


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I do, but I don't like when people like the Westboro Baptist Church abuse that right and picket gay/soldier funerals. Also, this whole site is a disease really.


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I do, but I don't like when people like the Westboro Baptist Church abuse that right and picket gay/soldier funerals. Also, this whole site is a disease really.
Hello euphoric_neckbeard.


I do not like Westboro Baptist either they allow women to talk in church and the KJV Bible says that is not allowed but I do not have that verse marked with a Post-It note.


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Default Re: My favorite Bible passage is Matthew 22:13-14 :) - 07-17-2016, 05:55 AM

I got an idea, if you love free speech so much then try converting people at r/atheism on ***underage web porn site suggestion removed by moderator***. I bet they'll cry immediately and convert to Christianity.


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I got an idea, if you love free speech so much then try converting people at r/atheism on Reddit. I bet they'll cry immediately and convert to Christianity.
Hello euphoric_neckbeard.


I do not want to make people cry I only want them to love Jesus and be with me in Heaven singing songs of Praise and eating barbecue and drinking moderate amounts of Bourbon if that is allowed even though Pastor Zeke says he would not wash his balls in Bourbon even though like all whiskies it has inherent antiseptic properties sorry about my bad language I am only quoting.


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Default Re: My favorite Bible passage is Matthew 22:13-14 :) - 07-17-2016, 06:17 AM

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Hello euphoric_neckbeard.


I do not want to make people cry I only want them to love Jesus and be with me in Heaven singing songs of Praise and eating barbecue and drinking moderate amounts of Bourbon if that is allowed even though Pastor Zeke says he would not wash his balls in Bourbon even though like all whiskies it has inherent antiseptic properties sorry about my bad language I am only quoting.


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Haha, I'm more concerned about that strange comment if yours entirely, not just the language 😁


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Rebuke Re: My favorite Bible passage is Matthew 22:13-14 :) - 07-17-2016, 06:27 AM

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Haha, I'm more concerned about that strange comment if yours entirely, not just the language 😁
Darling,

Why do you mock and ridicule Mr. Holbeck, who despite his shortcomings (caused by severe injury that helped Him find Jesus) has always shown only kindness and good manners towards our Unsaved? Why do you find other people's mishap and trauma to be amusing?

Please try to remember what Jesus taught us!

Matthew 5:3
Blessed are the poor in spirit: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.

Instead of making fun of the kind albeit less sharp Mr. Holbeck, you could be praying for his full recovery. If you had any decency, you could contribute by a great deal!

Luke 17:6
And the Lord said, If ye had faith as a grain of mustard seed, ye might say unto this sycamine tree, Be thou plucked up by the root, and be thou planted in the sea; and it should obey you.


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Because free speech is a disease sometimes, and you guys prove it
You don´t understand the concept of free speech. Or perhaps you do but don´t agree with it. Which is it?


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You don´t understand the concept of free speech. Or perhaps you do but don´t agree with it. Which is it?
I'll make it very simple for you; I don't like when people put signs up and picket gay funerals. It's just unnecessary and hurts the family members that are grieving. It's like, abusing free speech.


Elmer how was I mocking him. He was talking about someone dipping his balls in bourbon. That's freaky


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Default Re: My favorite Bible passage is Matthew 22:13-14 :) - 07-17-2016, 07:28 AM

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I'll make it very simple for you; I don't like when people put signs up and picket gay funerals. It's just unnecessary and hurts the family members that are grieving. It's like, abusing free speech.


Elmer how was I mocking him. He was talking about someone dipping his balls in bourbon. That's freaky
Well, you obviously hate America

Why have you come to a Christian website if you want nothing more than to ride rough shod over our most cherished beliefs?

You see, Christians worship Jesus and True Christians™ love him better than every one else!

1st John 1:7 "But if we walk in the light, as he is in the light, we have fellowship one with another, and the blood of Jesus Christ his Son cleanseth us from all sin."
Revelation 1:5 "And from Jesus Christ, who is the faithful witness, and the first begotten of the dead, and the prince of the kings of the earth. Unto him that loved us, and washed us from our sins in his own blood"
1st John 3:9 "Whosoever is born of God doth not commit sin; for his seed remaineth in him: and he cannot sin, because he is born of God.

Why do you not put away your hate and bitterness? Jesus is their for you always to come unto Him and obey His every command for ever and ever: is devoting your life to be like us such a bad thing when Jesus literally temporarily died only to be re born unharmed or even inconvenienced three days later?

Is that such a hard thing for you to accept?

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I'll make it very simple for you; I don't like when people put signs up and picket gay funerals. It's just unnecessary and hurts the family members that are grieving. It's like, abusing free speech.
It may be distasteful and unnecessary, it is not abusing free speech but using free speech.
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Russell did not mention anyone dipping his balls in bourbon. It must come from your own perverted mind.


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It may be distasteful and unnecessary, it is not abusing free speech but using free speech.
Russell did not mention anyone dipping his balls in bourbon. It must come from your own perverted mind.
Fair enough, I guess.


As for your second sentence:


"he would not wash his balls in Bourbon" wtf does that even mean? I may have interpreted that wrong but I didn't make anything up :/





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As for your second sentence:


"he would not wash his balls in Bourbon" wtf does that even mean? I may have interpreted that wrong but I didn't make anything up :/

Exactly: He didn´t say anyone did wash their balls in Bourbon.


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Because free speech is a disease sometimes...
Let me guess, it's only a disease when someone says something you don't like. Yeah, you're from Reddit, all right.

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...and you guys prove it ...
At least they're telling the truth about what the Bible says (unlike every other variety of so-called "Christian" I've ever encountered), and have the balls to say things that may upset others who would prefer to wallow in their blissful ignorance. Why would you prefer people to live their lives based on lies?

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I do not defend their saying the earth is flat (I know it's not), I defend their right to say that the earth is flat. And that the Bible says God wants the faithful to kill (among others) gays, disobedient children, witches, thieves, heathens, adulterers, pagans, rape victims, people who gather firewood on Sunday, and non-virgin brides that have been properly paid for, because that's what the Bible says.

Westboro doesn't hate anyone. Do you even know that old Fred started his career as a civil rights lawyer, in the South, in the '60s? It's true, check his Wiki page. If you don't know what that entailed, watch Mississippi Burning sometime.

Likewise, Landover doesn't hate anyone. They just wish that people would actually read the Bible and see what it says about being a Christian, and then LIVE UP TO IT. I (as an atheist) would rather they give up the charade, accept that the Bible says they're going to burn in Hell (along with the vast majority), and stop trying to hypocritically force others to live up to standards that they themselves have no hope of meeting.


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Default Re: My favorite Bible passage is Matthew 22:13-14 :) - 07-24-2016, 10:50 PM

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I'll make it very simple for you; I don't like when people put signs up and picket gay funerals.
Oh, I understand. So you agree with free speech when you agree with what is being spoken and disagree with free speech when you disagree with what is being spoken.

You should migrate to some third world country, you'd make a fine dictator someday!
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