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Default VEIWER DISCRETION - 07-10-2016, 01:03 AM
HOW DO I DELETE MY ACCOUNT!?
I THOUGHT THIS WAS CHRISTIAN!?
I came on accident, how do i delete my account?

and these are racist and mean why are they on a christian site???

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Default Re: VEIWER DISCRETION - 07-10-2016, 01:21 AM
Young Lady, you just recently joined this site. You knew what you were getting into -- a loving relationship with our Lord and savior! Those aren't racist, rather they are representative of the different cultures that God sees fit to exist. Have you ever read the Bible?

"Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1
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Default Re: VEIWER DISCRETION - 07-10-2016, 06:17 PM
This place IS Christian and we ARE Christians! We're not those sissified, left-wing, liberal, panty-waist, hell bound type Christians, which you are obviously looking for. We don't cherry pick the bible for nicey-nice, feel-good, passages. We interpret the bible literally, and in its entirety.

We are God's chosen people and there is no deleting God's account so you'll just have to deal with it. Now if you truly believe in the good Lord, you'll live your life according to his will and vote for Donald Trump!

You either join the Trump Train and help make America great again or you can get out of the way of the tracks.

Just remember, God sees all, and if you don't repent and set your mind right, you'll find yourself shot dead by the cops just like those two no account negro, Black Lives Matter supporters in Baton Rouge, LA and Minnesota. Those urban terrorists got to witness first hand God's angry wrath and now they're both deader than door nails as a result of justified shootings by the police; two obvious cases of lawful self defense and good police work......Now you don't want to find yourself burning in the hell fires along side those two domestic terrorists, now do you?

Donald Trump for POTUS! Praise God!

Now go and pray that Donald Trump beats the pant suits off of crooked Hilary so that America can be made great again.


The Honorable Brother Jessup T. Lloyd, Esq. has spoken....Amen!

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Jesus Re: VEIWER DISCRETION - 07-10-2016, 06:41 PM
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I came on accident,
Jesus says otherwise.

May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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Default Re: VEIWER DISCRETION - 07-10-2016, 08:40 PM
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HOW DO I DELETE MY ACCOUNT!?
Hello Crispy, You can´t, deal with it.
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I THOUGHT THIS WAS CHRISTIAN!?
This is a Christian™ website. Please explain why you think it is not so?
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I came on accident, how do i delete my account? and these are racist and mean why are they on a christian site???
Have you ever thought about hell, what it looks like?

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Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.
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