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News From The Resistance -
05-08-2017, 01:53 PM
Greetings white people! I have not been here much lately because I have been heavily involved in my studies at Georgetown University where I am studying to become an attorney. After the adjustment of my grades to offset white privilege and the racist policies of President Donald Trump I believe that I will pass all of my classes again.
I am here today to make a momentous revelation and a plea for monies. Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton has announced that she is starting a new political action committee to fund opposition to the racist and illegal government of President Donald Trump. Many people have no idea how expensive it is to mount spontaneous demonstrations and riots in different cities. Busses for transportation and Happy Meals from McDonalds and bear repellant spray for self protection and motel rooms and hoodies and masks: These things all cost a lot of money.
I know that many white people thought that Hillary would hide herself away after President Donald Trump and the white people stole the election but no. She's baaack. And she is doing what she does best- Raising Money!
My plea to you white people is to send some of your money to Hillary Clinton who is in New York. Everyone there knows her address so just put Hillary in New York on your letter and she will get it. Anyone who does not send money to Hillary is probably a racist and everyone will know if you do not help.
Jah Guide!
Your Friend Trevor
Sing unto God, sing praises to his name: Extol him that rideth upon the heavens By his name JAH, and rejoice before him.-Psalms 68:4
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Re: News From The Resistance -
05-08-2017, 05:39 PM
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Originally Posted by I Man Rastafari
Greetings white people! I have not been here much lately because I have been heavily involved in my studies at Georgetown University where I am studying to become an attorney. After the adjustment of my grades to offset white privilege and the racist policies of President Donald Trump I believe that I will pass all of my classes again.
My plea to you white people is to send some of your money to Hillary Clinton who is in New York. Everyone there knows her address so just put Hillary in New York on your letter and she will get it. Anyone who does not send money to Hillary is probably a racist and everyone will know if you do not help.
Jah Guide!
Your Friend Trevor
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I Man--Your post highlights what has been my beef with Negroes for years. Negroes were living well in Africa for a long time. Then, they heard about God's favorite country, the United States of America. So they said, "Let's get over to that country and take some of its money."
So, they came in boatloads. And they have been taking our money ever since. This new thing, making deals with Hillary to take more of our money is starting and I don't like it.
All races should work as hard as white people do. Then they would be wealthy like we are.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: News From The Resistance -
05-09-2017, 03:00 PM
Now the leadership of the resistance has proposed a new offensive and this one may yet drive off Donald Trump. We are being asked to send our ashes to Republican politicians to demonstrate our outrage at the Republican destruction of Obama Care which is named for President Barak Obama. This is a racist attack against Black people by cynical white politicians. Once they get a lot of human ashes in the mail they will probably rethink their racist policies.
The leadership overstands that this is a lot to ask but some brothers and sisters will have to make the ultimate sacrifice for the people. I myself am much too busy just now due to upcoming final exams at my school which is Georgetown University but I will attend all vigils which are held in honor of those who wish to participate.
Sing unto God, sing praises to his name: Extol him that rideth upon the heavens By his name JAH, and rejoice before him.-Psalms 68:4
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Re: News From The Resistance -
05-09-2017, 03:25 PM
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Originally Posted by I Man Rastafari
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I know that many white people thought that Hillary would hide herself away after President Donald Trump and the white people stole the election but no. She's baaack. And she is doing what she does best- Raising Money!
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The Democrats are still suffering from Trump Derangement Syndrome. Sure, corrupt Hillary could raise money but it didn't do any good. Democrats are fond of saying any idiot could beat Trump - which just goes to show that Hillary in not just any idiot.
The Donald trumps all when you have Jesus on your side - and Jesus didn't like money changers.
Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
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Re: News From The Resistance -
05-21-2017, 03:02 AM
A famous retired singing star who is best known for "Let's Stay Together" and "Here I Am" and who has become a distinguished member of the US House of Representatives named Al Green has now called for the impeachment of President Donald Trump in an official speech in Washington DC which is where yours truly is currently in residence. This is an important development because Representative Al Green is not even from California or Massachusetts or New York which means that the rest of the country is finally beginning to see the light. Representative Maxine Watters has also renewed her calls for impeachment and CNN is talking about it day and night so the feeling is now universal that the impeachment will soon take place. The people are closer to victory now than ever before. Once the evidence is finally in place we will have a great victory over racism and the white man.
Sing unto God, sing praises to his name: Extol him that rideth upon the heavens By his name JAH, and rejoice before him.-Psalms 68:4
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05-21-2017, 02:34 PM
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The people are closer to victory now than ever before. Once the evidence is finally in place we will have a great victory over racism and the white man.
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President Trump knew right from the start his enemies may impeach him. That is why he has made plans for his youngest son, Baron, to take over the Presidency if his enemies are successful.
Whiners will say, "Baron is too young." History has shown us he is not too young. The famous and powerful King Tut took over a great country when he was 10 years old. Baron is a year older. He is ready.
Baron will be moving soon from New York City to the DC area. You see him more often standing beside the President on balconies projecting power and confidence. Here is proof the transition has already began:
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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05-21-2017, 03:14 PM
We have now received the news that the rich old white man Donald Trump will be going to the land of the Jews which is Israel when he leaves the land of the Arabs which is Saudi Arabia. This is very bad news because it means that the Jews will sell out the people and join with Donald Trump so that the white man will again run the world as their own. I myself have met many Jews since I have come to Babylon and they are all very progressive and for the people even though they all seem to be very rich and they look a lot like white people. I think that this may be a trick though because the Jews have always betrayed the revolution in the end. Socialist leadership has often had to incarcerate and punish the Jews because they are not really for the people. The International Socialists of the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics and the National Socialists of Germany both had to deal with Jew insurrection. Eventually the Democratic Socialists of America will have to deal with the Jewish problem also. It may be possible to save some of the Babylonian Jews because they frequently have kinky hair which they wear in dreadlocks and they could join with Black people as husbands and wives.
Sing unto God, sing praises to his name: Extol him that rideth upon the heavens By his name JAH, and rejoice before him.-Psalms 68:4
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05-21-2017, 06:02 PM
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Originally Posted by I Man Rastafari
We have now received the news that the rich old white man Donald Trump will be going to the land of the Jews which is Israel when he leaves the land of the Arabs which is Saudi Arabia. This is very bad news because it means that the Jews will sell out the people and join with Donald Trump so that the white man will again run the world as their own. I myself have met many Jews since I have come to Babylon and they are all very progressive and for the people even though they all seem to be very rich and they look a lot like white people. I think that this may be a trick though because the Jews have always betrayed the revolution in the end. Socialist leadership has often had to incarcerate and punish the Jews because they are not really for the people. The International Socialists of the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics and the National Socialists of Germany both had to deal with Jew insurrection. Eventually the Democratic Socialists of America will have to deal with the Jewish problem also. It may be possible to save some of the Babylonian Jews because they frequently have kinky hair which they wear in dreadlocks and they could join with Black people as husbands and wives.
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Re: News From The Resistance -
05-21-2017, 10:42 PM
Here is what The (silly) Resistance is up against. Baron Trump will lead this country toward a permanent white government and people of color will look back at today as the good old days. He will be even more prominent in history than young King Tut:
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: News From The Resistance -
05-22-2017, 04:22 AM
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Baron Trump will lead this country toward a permanent white government
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Are you telling me that President Donald Trump has now assumed an aristocratic title? If so he can take it with him when the people drive him from office and Hillary assumes her true position as the rightful president. She has now gone to the woods near her home in New York where she is raising a liberation army. The white people have been trying to catch her but she has proved elusive so far.
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Re: News From The Resistance -
05-22-2017, 07:53 AM
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Are you telling me that President Donald Trump has now assumed an aristocratic title? If so he can take it with him when the people drive him from office and Hillary assumes her true position as the rightful president. She has now gone to the woods near her home in New York where she is raising a liberation army. The white people have been trying to catch her but she has proved elusive so far.
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I believe what our esteemed Mayor is saying here is that we can hopefully look forward to 16 years of Trumps in the White House.
Even Landover's own Pastor Deacon Fred was looking forward to 150 years of Bush's in the White House and in government, but circumstances didn't work out, and as Trump pointed out Jeb turned out to be "low energy" (aside from being a cathylick), and the Bush daughters had their own problems. Even Billy Bush tried to undermine Trump with his tape "scandal".
Most everyone now agrees that Obama was a disaster - and he was half-white (which didn't seem to bother the nigra voters), but as Pastor Deacon Fred again points out, Hillary would have driven the country to total ruin.
Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
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05-22-2017, 12:16 PM
I like to see this kind of stuff, keep it up.
This is reserved for KJV only -- ADMIN.
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Re: News From The Resistance -
05-24-2017, 02:37 PM
The latest news is that President Donald Trump has now gone to Belgium which is near France in Europe which was the original home of the white people to meet with the white people who are still there because they did not come to America. Belgium is still the headquarters of the armies of the white men that they use to subjugate the Black people and other POC of the world. Leading intellectuals of my own political party which is the Democratic Party believe he is there to report the progress of the plot of the old white men to the other old white men. It is clear that this plot is designed to overwhelm the POC of the world and make them all go to their own home countries. This is racist and can not be allowed or at least it should be delayed until I graduate from Georgetown University which will probably be some years in the future unless special provisions are enacted to balance white privilege. Also if the colored peoples of the world are to be driven out from the formerly white areas we should be awarded the reparations which are our just due before we leave and appropriate transportation should be provided.
Sing unto God, sing praises to his name: Extol him that rideth upon the heavens By his name JAH, and rejoice before him.-Psalms 68:4
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Re: News From The Resistance -
05-24-2017, 07:30 PM
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President Trump knew right from the start his enemies may impeach him. That is why he has made plans for his youngest son, Baron, to take over the Presidency if his enemies are successful.
Whiners will say, "Baron is too young." History has shown us he is not too young. The famous and powerful King Tut took over a great country when he was 10 years old. Baron is a year older. He is ready.
Baron will be moving soon from New York City to the DC area. You see him more often standing beside the President on balconies projecting power and confidence. Here is proof the transition has already began:
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Mayor, that is good news, Sir...
yes it is a wise decision to have Baron with the President in public....that is great news!
Joshua 24:24
And the people said unto Joshua, The LORD our God will we serve, and his voice will we obey
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Re: News From The Resistance -
05-25-2017, 03:27 AM
Greetings white people! I bring wonderful news! Former R&B superstar turned US Congressman Al Green who is from Houston which is in Texas which is the home of Roy Rogers and John Wayne is drafting articles of impeachment against Donald Trump who stole the election by working with the Russians. This project has been in development for some time but has suffered many delays due to the fact that apparently some kind of grounds are needed. Representative Green is a virile Black man with a big bushy beard and a full head of hair with no gray even though he is almost 70 years old. He is working diligently toward our goal. Soon Donald Trump will be deposed and the people will regain control of the government in Washington DC.
I am reminded by this talk of Texas that cowboy movies are very popular in my home which is Jamaica. I wanted to be John Wayne when I was a small boy in Tivoli Gardens but my dreams of going to Texas to be a cowboy were dashed when I was packed off to the Methodist School to begin my education. When there are shootouts in the cowboy movies in Jamaica we all pull out our jammies and shoot holes in the roof of the theater and make a lot of other noises the way all Black people do at the movies. After a few shows no one goes to the movies when it rains because the water comes in and gets on your head. That does not last long because sooner or later a big hurricane comes and blows off the roof and they get a new one.
Jah Guide!
Trevor
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Re: News From The Resistance -
05-25-2017, 05:00 AM
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Originally Posted by I Man Rastafari
Greetings white people! I bring wonderful news! Former R&B superstar turned US Congressman Al Green who is from Houston which is in Texas which is the home of Roy Rogers and John Wayne is drafting articles of impeachment against Donald Trump who stole the election by working with the Russians. This project has been in development for some time but has suffered many delays due to the fact that apparently some kind of grounds are needed. Representative Green is a virile Black man with a big bushy beard and a full head of hair with no gray even though he is almost 70 years old. He is working diligently toward our goal. Soon Donald Trump will be deposed and the people will regain control of the government in Washington DC.
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Jah Guide!
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Most Republicans were sick of FDR by the time he checked out, which is why they finally put term limits on the Presidency. At one time the Democrats thought that the "Camelot" Kennedy's were going to be their ticket to a permanent line of presidents until Ted had that car "accident" crossing a bridge at night (he never heard of headlights).
Ronald Regan had a couple of sons, one turned out to be a gay ballet dancer and the other didn't run for any public office. For awhile it looked like we were headed for a Bush dynasty, but Jeb just didn't have enough energy.
Trump's Make America Great Again harkens back to the good days of the Renaissance, with its flowering of commerce, wealth, prosperity, art, music, and generally good times after the cathylick Dark Ages. What we're going to need is a dynasty like the de' Medici's and the Habsburgs to make sure that it carries on - and what better family than the House of Trump.
No doubt that after America's return to greatness there's going to be some Democrat like Chelsea or the Obama daughters that will try to "redistribute the wealth" again and ruin everything just like the Obama dark ages.
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05-25-2017, 03:20 PM
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I am reminded by this talk of Texas that cowboy movies are very popular in my home which is Jamaica. I wanted to be John Wayne when I was a small boy in Tivoli Gardens
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Worship of white people is hidden deep in the souls of Negroes. I have seen Negroes who have dyed their hair yellow to be more like President Trump.
Instead of working in the so called "Resistance", I Man, you should resume your worship of white people. President Trump is good place to start. Here at Landover Baptist we have Pastor Zeke.
To make America Great Again, all of us need to look toward the moral leadership provided by John Wayne and Donald Trump.
It is not too late for you, I Man.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: News From The Resistance -
05-26-2017, 02:03 PM
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I Man--Your post highlights what has been my beef with Negroes for years. Negroes were living well in Africa for a long time. Then, they heard about God's favorite country, the United States of America. So they said, "Let's get over to that country and take some of its money."
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Correction, "Gods favorite people" looked over at Africa and said:
"Hey look, it's God's children. They look happy. We should go over there, murder millions of them, put the rest in ships, and use them as slaves!"
And finally, we started listening to God saying "Let my children go" and did it.
Yet there are still racists who object.
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05-26-2017, 04:10 PM
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Correction, "Gods favorite people" looked over at Africa and said:
"Hey look, it's God's children. They look happy. We should go over there, murder millions of them, put the rest in ships, and use them as slaves!"
And finally, we started listening to God saying "Let my children go" and did it.
Yet there are still racists who object.
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Helper, you are a prime example of rewriting history. So many Negro people wanted to get on those ships they were over crowded.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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05-26-2017, 04:33 PM
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Correction, "Gods favorite people" looked over at Africa and said:
"Hey look, it's God's children. They look happy. We should go over there, murder millions of them, put the rest in ships, and use them as slaves!"
And finally, we started listening to God saying "Let my children go" and did it.
Yet there are still racists who object.
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Greetings Helper! I am Trevor McGregor late of Kingston in Jamaica and here in Babylon to be trained as an attorney. I have met many white youth here in America who reject the racist policies of the white man and wish to assist the Black man in reaching again his true potential. There have been few of those on this website so I am made very happy to see you here at last. You are a helper indeed. I am a member in good standing of Black Lives Matter and we have a few white men who have joined with us. There are many white girls in our ranks and we are anxious to have more white men as well. Once proper reparations are made and the Black man returns to Africa we will require butlers and other white people to assist us. We feel that it is of utmost importance to work on such logistical problems earlier rather than later.
Have you made your introduction yet? The rules of this forum ask for such an introduction and these Baptists are as attuned to rule following as all the other white people. They may get angry if you do not follow the rules.
Jah Guide!
Trevor
Sing unto God, sing praises to his name: Extol him that rideth upon the heavens By his name JAH, and rejoice before him.-Psalms 68:4
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