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Default Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! - 05-24-2018, 07:43 PM

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Kurt Cobain- Suicidal, probably a fag.

https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-e...s-8901631.html
Kurt Cobain died years ago. I can assure you that the Hell Train dropped Cobain off at the nearest junction a long, long time ago.


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Default Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! - 06-08-2018, 08:32 PM

It seems like Anthony Bourdain is getting raped by Satan in his Parts Unknown now. He of course deserves it.


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Default Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! - 06-09-2018, 10:28 AM

Catholic RIGHT THERE IN THE TEN COMMANDMENTS! Leviticus 19:4 Turn ye not unto idols, nor make to yourselves molten gods: I am the LORD your God.

Jewish Matthew 27:15-25 Now at that feast the governor was wont to release unto the people a prisoner, whom they would. And they had then a notable prisoner, called Barabbas. Therefore when they were gathered together, Pilate said unto them, Whom will ye that I release unto you? Barabbas, or Jesus which is called Christ? For he knew that for envy they had delivered him. When he was set down on the judgment seat, his wife sent unto him, saying, Have thou nothing to do with that just man: for I have suffered many things this day in a dream because of him. But the chief priests and elders persuaded the multitude that they should ask Barabbas, and destroy Jesus. The governor answered and said unto them, Whether of the twain will ye that I release unto you? They said, Barabbas. Pilate saith unto them, What shall I do then with Jesus which is called Christ? They all say unto him, Let him be crucified. And the governor said, Why, what evil hath he done? But they cried out the more, saying, Let him be crucified. When Pilate saw that he could prevail nothing, but that rather a tumult was made, he took water, and washed his hands before the multitude, saying, I am innocent of the blood of this just person: see ye to it. Then answered all the people, and said, His blood be on us, and on our children.

Irreligious Psalm 53:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. Corrupt are they, and have done abominable iniquity: there is none that doeth good.

French I Corinthians 6:19 What? know ye not that your body is the temple of the Holy Ghost which is in you, which ye have of God, and ye are not your own?

The Bible is very clear on these points. There is a humanist agenda out there seeking to get in wherever it can, even into The Church. Obviously there are false "churches" and it doesn't take many of them to knock on your door attempting whatever lame intrusion has taken their fancy to appreciate none of them can agree, except maybe mormons and scientologists, and in particular cannot agree with The Bible.

People who disagree with The Bible are not Christians. They've been affected by a humanist agenda which denies The Truth. For instance they will say that Jewishes have not called down blood vengeance upon future generations. The Bible has a record of where that actually occurred. Catholics will announce that what they do is not turning unto idols, when very obviously it is. The Bible pre-empts all such announcements by prohibiting even the manufacture of idols (or whatever you call them) which in order to grovel before them (whatever you call it) clearly must have happened. Similarly, prancing around going LibertéÉgalitéFraternité have no concept of systems of government endorsed by God. They've just made something up for themselves.

The Bible explains how everyone is born already deserving of torture. Not falling headlong into unawares. Deserving of. Maybe you disagree with The Bible? Cast images, such as plastic Rita, are OK? Promoting humanistic secular government with elected leaders? Makes no difference: from birth all that's deserved is torture. Unspeakable agony, over and over again. Forever. That is the message of Jesus and everyone who does not accept Him, everyone who's made up a "better" system of government or "new improved" moral compass is contradicting God. Hell, and forever, is what The Bible teaches in such cases.

Some people say they're interpreting The Bible in accordance with contemporary values. That means they're denying The Bible and pronouncing God a liar. An honest person would say that's what they're doing, but we're not talking about honest people are we.
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Default Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! - 07-03-2018, 12:09 AM

Add Alan Longmuir to the long list of passengers.


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Default Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! - 07-03-2018, 12:16 AM

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Add Alan Longmuir to the long list of passengers.
According to the NYT, Longmuir was a rocker and Scotch-man. Nothing good comes from the Scotch and he was likely damned from birth with no chance for Salvation, as is the Good LORD's right and privilege. I thank Jesus Heaven will not be tainted with those whisky guzzling highlanders.


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Default Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! - 07-03-2018, 11:08 AM

I couldn't agree more! Never could understand them....Especially when they x-dress like they do and pass it off as traditional clothing.


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Default Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! - 07-03-2018, 02:03 PM

I could never understand with the punk rock, were their tailors all crosseyed?

Or unable to take up a hem to the right length?



Or was it deliberate..

"Yes Ermintrude there seems to be a problem with my trousers would you be able to adjust them for me."

Perhaps the fans took along handy pocket needlework kits.

Just in case..
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Default Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! - 07-22-2018, 06:55 PM

One more hell-bound heathen just punched her ticket.


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Default Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! - 07-29-2018, 04:20 PM

This is going to be a somewhat unusual posting, but, the Hell Train picked up 17 more sinners aged 1 to73 because they had decided to go to that heathen community of Branson Missouri.

True Christians™, if people feel the need to give more to these sinful dens of iniquity than they do to God, then something is wrong.


Exodus 34:14 King James Version (KJV)

14 For thou shalt worship no other god: for the Lord, whose name is Jealous, is a jealous God:

Exodus 20:3 King James Version (KJV)

3 Thou shalt have no other gods before me.







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This is going to be a somewhat unusual posting, but, the Hell Train picked up 17 more sinners aged 1 to73 because they had decided to go to that heathen community of Branson Missouri.
Friend, I'm going to need more than the say-so of someone on the internets to believe a thing is true. I am not an SJW after all. How do you know God sent them to Hell? What did Branson, Missouri do to open up such a portal of wrath? Who were these people and did they glorify the LORD in this life or solely in the next as they reveal His Perfect Justice?


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Default Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! - 07-29-2018, 08:03 PM

Satan is coming after you all for being an horrible homo sapiens and God will laugh eternally.
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Default Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! - 07-30-2018, 11:42 AM

Yes, God is well known to laugh but not at those who follow His Commandments.
Psalm 59:6-8 They return at evening: they make a noise like a dog, and go round about the city. Behold, they belch out with their mouth: swords are in their lips: for who, say they, doth hear? But thou, O LORD, shalt laugh at them; thou shalt have all the heathen in derision.
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Default Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! - 08-16-2018, 05:29 PM


WOOOOOOOO-WOOOOOOOOOOO


Aretha was given a great gift by the LORD to sing about His Glory, having been born the daughter of a Baptist Preacher To The Negros. Instead, she signed on with Columbia Records, then Atlantic Records, and finally with Satan himself. She then wrote her signature song, "Respect."

This became an anthem of sorts for what secularists call "civil rights" and "feminism" but we True Christianst™ know it to be REBELLION. Franklin became a kind of lady spokesman for Negros and Women and likely suffered as a chronic masterbator. She died surrounded by demons and has been whisked away to the Lake of Fire!

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Default Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! - 08-17-2018, 04:31 AM

I could never stand that Urethra Frankly and her negro noise. At last, the world can get some peace and quiet.


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Default Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! - 08-17-2018, 04:52 AM

What? Another thread that I can't understand.


Seriously?


Aretha Franklin was a wonderful person and I love her music.



This forum is very unfair and unkind towards her and she does not deserve it.



I stand by my beliefs that she is in heaven and is a wonderful Christian.


That being said, someone keeps putting stuff on my profile and humiliating things on my header and I can't talk anyone into fixing it and making it right for me.



Oh and by the way, Aretha was not a chronic masturbator, honestly that is a male thing, a male issue and problem. I for one do not believe that women have that issue.



As with everything else it is the male offenders who have that particular problem, you call chronic masturbation and Mary, it seems to be Your obsessions doesn't it?









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WOOOOOOOO-WOOOOOOOOOOO


Aretha was given a great gift by the LORD to sing about His Glory, having been born the daughter of a Baptist Preacher To The Negros. Instead, she signed on with Columbia Records, then Atlantic Records, and finally with Satan himself. She then wrote her signature song, "Respect."

This became an anthem of sorts for what secularists call "civil rights" and "feminism" but we True Christianst™ know it to be REBELLION. Franklin became a kind of lady spokesman for Negros and Women and likely suffered as a chronic masterbator. She died surrounded by demons and has been whisked away to the Lake of Fire!

PRAISE JESUS!




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What? Another thread that I can't understand...
Because you refuse to read the Bible and cure your own ignorance. No one else can do it for you.



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Default Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! - 08-17-2018, 01:51 PM

WHY? How could anyone ask why?
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Default Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! - 08-17-2018, 01:57 PM

I won't judge Aretha by the words of one blues balls song. It's a blues balls song....not a statement of faith or anything. I can't judge someone by one song, one act, one bad day, come on now....please!


I hope no one judges me from a bad day I had, a bad choice I made or one stupid act while under stress or extreme temptation or from excessive masturbation, seriously come on now.



While I am learning and submitting to this forum for accountability, I believe some common sense is in order. Wouldn't you agree?
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Default Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! - 08-17-2018, 03:40 PM

I see what you mean. You're saying that this Franklin sang about The Bible being unreliable. On a bad day. Like I might have got up one morning "Yaaaawn" (actually I just get up but anyway) "A lovely coffee or lemon juice with toast or bacon" oh yes "God is a liar"

But that's impossible. After my bad day I'd do something about it. It's all hypothetical anyway because I never thought about God when I was misbehaving according to my fallen nature either to call Him a liar or to say He didn't exist. As surely would be the case for a singer having control over her repertoire and her catalogue. Having recorded so monumentally blasphemous a song and reconsidered (after the bad day was over) she could withdraw the abomination from her catalogue. Just look at how fast stuff vanishes when there's a copyright dispute.

But that did not happen.

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