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Default Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! - 11-24-2014, 02:10 AM

He must have been a tranny, because Marion is a girl's name.


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Default Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! - 11-24-2014, 03:44 AM

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Marion Barry, drug-addled corrupt politician and uppity Negro who fought for special privileges for colored people, will now get to serve on hell's city council. He did the right thing once when his moral compass prevented him from supporting sodomaniacal "marriage," although feral sodomite David Catania pointed out that Barry had been married four times (Luke 16:18).

I'm pretty sure he was gay. Here he is trying to kiss another man.





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Default Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! - 11-24-2014, 05:35 AM

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He must have been a tranny, because Marion is a girl's name.
The only Marion who wasn't a fag was the Swamp Fox, Francis Marion, American patriot hero, father of guerrilla warfare, inspiration for the United States Army Rangers, gentle employer of indentured servants, and hunter of rabid scalp-taking Injuns and white woman raping Negroes.


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Default Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! - 11-25-2014, 04:30 AM

There was always a lot of talk among Mayors about that name, "Marion". Politicians can choose manly nick names--he could have been "Skip" or "Buddy".

But for reasons we are all suspicious about, he kept that effeminate name.


Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Default Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! - 11-25-2014, 05:33 AM



II Thessalonians 1:7-9
And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power



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Default Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! - 12-10-2014, 03:45 PM

An uppity, porn-crazed Negress whose actions led to criminal-coddling judicial activism will face the ultimate Judge.

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On May 23, 1957, three police officers arrived at a house in Cleveland and demanded to enter. They wanted to question a man about a recent bombing and believed he was hiding inside. A woman who lived there, Dollree Mapp, refused to admit them.

It was a small gesture of defiance that led to a landmark United States Supreme Court ruling on the limits of police power.
God's Law has no Mapp doctrine because it has no Fourth Amendment:

[Proverbs 25:2 KJV] 2 [It is] the glory of God to conceal a thing: but the honour of kings [is] to search out a matter.


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Default Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! - 12-10-2014, 04:00 PM

From that link:

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Dollree Mapp was born in 1923 or 1924, according to census records, one of seven children of Samuel and Mary Mapp. She grew up in Forest, Miss. Her first name was spelled several ways in early records, and she was sometimes called Dolly. As an adult, Ms. Mapp gave numerous dates for her birth; public records show a wide range.

Information about her survivors was not immediately available. Her death was confirmed by the funeral home in Conyers that handled her services.

As everything else about her seems so nebulous, I hope the news of her death is not exaggerated!


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Let vs heare the conclusion of the whole matter: Feare God, and keepe his commandements, for this is the whole duetie of man.
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Default Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! - 12-22-2014, 07:36 PM

Joe Cocker, advocate of sex, drugs, and rock-and-roll, rides the HELL Train straight into the waiting arms of Satan!

Made famous at the lowest point in human history, Woodstock, Cocker poisoned the earth with his disgusting, raspy voice for more than 40 years.



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Default Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! - 12-22-2014, 09:23 PM

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Joe Cocker, advocate of sex, drugs, and rock-and-roll, rides the HELL Train straight into the waiting arms of Satan!

Made famous at the lowest point in human history, Woodstock, Cocker poisoned the earth with his disgusting, raspy voice for more than 40 years.


Thank . It was disgusting to see him writhing about like a retard when he was signing.




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Joe Cocker, advocate of sex, drugs, and rock-and-roll, rides the HELL Train straight into the waiting arms of Satan!
I always did think his last name was made-up. Some sort of vile reference to his tallywacker. As if he was a braggadocio trying to lure in innocent young maidens before they could be properly saved by a True Christian™ gentleman.

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Default Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! - 12-22-2014, 10:52 PM

Do you feel some kind of pleasure by insulting dead people? Do you think making fun of another human beings is ok? This forum is so evil, is just for morbid curiosity I'm still here
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Default Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! - 12-22-2014, 11:19 PM

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Do you feel some kind of pleasure by insulting dead people? Do you think making fun of another human beings is ok? This forum is so evil, is just for morbid curiosity I'm still here
I'm sure they'd much prefer being insulted here, that what is happening to them at present - enduring those eternal flames of Hell while skewered on the end of Satan's tallywhacker.


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Default Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! - 12-22-2014, 11:25 PM

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I'm sure they'd much prefer being insulted here, that what is happening to them at present - enduring those eternal flames of Hell while skewered on the end of Satan's tallywhacker.

When you and the rest of this wicked and evil cult die and go to hell, please let me know somehow if they're "enduring those eternal flames of hell"
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Default Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! - 12-23-2014, 12:01 AM

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When you and the rest of this wicked and evil cult die and go to hell
How do you know they will? According to their belief system, they're going to Heaven. For evidence, they can point to the Bible. Your evidence is, um, what exactly — your own subjective feelings?


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Default Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! - 01-02-2015, 11:05 AM

Can their be any doubt about where this little fruit has ended up? A fornicator, a gaysexual, rude to his parents. I cannot imagine Jesus had any positive attributes for this little queer in the Book of Life. Revelation 13:8: And all that dwell upon the earth shall worship him, whose names are not written in the book of life of the Lamb slain from the foundation of the world.
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Can their be any doubt about where this little fruit has ended up?
What? Justine Bieber is dead?


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Default Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! - 01-02-2015, 11:18 AM

It looks like Bieber, doesn't it, but I think it's about this abomination.


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Default Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! - 01-02-2015, 02:28 PM

Romanist lie-beral Mario Cuomo will get to run for office in hell.

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Default Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! - 01-03-2015, 02:13 AM

Little Jimmy Dickens avoided the HELL TRAIN for 94 years. He tried to pretend God's wrath against freaks did not apply to midgets.

Nothing is more ugly than a country western singer who is smaller than his guitar. Take a Tater and Wait, midget Jimmy Dickens. It'll be a long time in hell.

http://www.tennessean.com/story/ente...obit/21210809/


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Default Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! - 01-03-2015, 04:30 AM

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Little Jimmy Dickens avoided the HELL TRAIN for 94 years. He tried to pretend God's wrath against freaks did not apply to midgets.

Nothing is more ugly than a country western singer who is smaller than his guitar. Take a Tater and Wait, midget Jimmy Dickens. It'll be a long time in hell.

http://www.tennessean.com/story/ente...obit/21210809/
That is a long time to mock our Lord and Redeemer. I pray his suffering is great.


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