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View Poll Results: What's the WORST False Religion?
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Mary worshipping Cathylics
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1,661 |
6.51% |
Penny Pinching Bagel Meisters (who killed Jesus)
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2,544 |
9.97% |
Babbling Boodists and Hindoos
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871 |
3.42% |
Non-Baptist Christians of liberal persuasion
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1,577 |
6.18% |
Wiccas, Goths, Vampires, and other Devil Worshippers
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5,204 |
20.40% |
Moon-worshipping terrorist Mooselimbs
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2,852 |
11.18% |
Kill 'em all. The Lord knows His own.
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4,556 |
17.86% |
Harekrishnas and/or Jehosafats
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1,205 |
4.72% |
Self Proclaimed Psychologists
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263 |
1.03% |
Peak Oil / Emo Economics
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238 |
0.93% |
Obamaism (He ain't my Messiah)
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1,776 |
6.96% |
Spaghetti-worshiping fools
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1,919 |
7.52% |
Xenu Freak, couch jumping, Scientologists.
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830 |
3.25% |
Magic-undie-wearing LSD cultists
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9 |
0.04% |
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Unsaved Trash, mormon Cultist
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
11-13-2008, 06:38 PM
I am blessed by your persecution, JennyD. I know God will reward me in the Celestial Kingdom for it.
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
11-13-2008, 07:23 PM
That's rich, coming from a member of the worst false religion.
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
11-13-2008, 10:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Elder Holiday
I am blessed by your persecution, JennyD. I know one of the thousands of gods will reward me with my own planet to rule over for it.
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There, I fixed you post so it more accurately reflects your beliefs.
No need to thank me!
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God Bless John Boehner and God Bless the Grand Old Party!
Barack Hussein Obama is not My President!!!
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
11-13-2008, 10:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Elder Holiday
I am blessed by your persecution, JennyD. I know God will reward me in the Celestial Kingdom for it.
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Jesus is not fooled by such tricks. Please read THIS and repent of your mormonism before it's too late
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
11-14-2008, 07:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Elder Holiday
I am blessed by your persecution, JennyD. I know God will reward me in the Celestial Kingdom for it.
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I believe the lady asked you a question about the fate of women's souls (assuming they have them) under the Mormon false belief system.
Are you going to answer her? Can Mormon women ascend to "Godhood" (that is, Demonhood) like Mormon men, or do they remain concubines in polygamous servitude to man-demons?
In Christianity, the dead are neither married, nor given in marriage.
Bible boring? Nonsense!
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
11-18-2008, 10:21 PM
Hey what about Scientology? I would love to vote that one the worst just cause it makes less since compared to them all.
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
11-18-2008, 10:25 PM
The Worst False Religion is the groups of arrogant people who do not accept their role on the path.
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
11-18-2008, 10:27 PM
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Originally Posted by High Preist Malac
The Worst False Religion is the groups of arrogant people who do not accept their role on the path.
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When will you accept yours, and give up your "high priest" fantasies and your "Hyperjism" and start walking toward Jesus?
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
11-19-2008, 04:15 PM
THERE ARE NO FALSE RELIGIONS
YOU PEOPLE ARE piffleING STUPID
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KN0jSYLRMtY
By the symbols of the creator
I swear henceforth to be
A faithful servant of his most
Puissant archangel
The Prince Lucifer
Whom the creator designated as his regent
And Lord of this World AMEN!
I deny Jesus Christ...the deciever
And I abjure the Christian faith
Holding in contempt all of it's works
[SOLO: M.DENNER, H.SHERMANN]
As a being now possessed of a human body
In this world I swear to give my full
Allegiance to it's lawful master,
To worship him our
Lord Satan and no other
In the name of Satan, the ruler of Earth
Open wide the gates of Hell
And come forth from the abyss
By these names: Satan, Leviathan,
Belial, Lucifer
I will kiss the goat
[SOLO: H.SHERMANN, M.DENNER]
I swear to give my mind
My body and soul unreservedly
To the furtherance of our
Lord Satan designs
Do what thou wilt shall be the
Whole of the law
As it was at the beginning
Is now and ever shall be
World without end Amen
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
11-19-2008, 04:41 PM
Thanks for including the solos, that's the best part.
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
11-19-2008, 05:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Nobar King
Thanks for including the solos, that's the best part.
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Yeah they're my faves too..
You should listen to some Denial of God, you would maybe find it very satisfying actually.
Alleister Crowley - lead my way
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
11-19-2008, 05:18 PM
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Originally Posted by GodsCreation
Yeah they're my faves too..
You should listen to some Denial of God, you would maybe find it very satisfying actually.
Alleister Crowley - lead my way
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Maybe you should learn to spell your hero's name first, imbecile.
Did you know he died penniless and pathetic? Some "Beast"!
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
11-19-2008, 11:34 PM
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Originally Posted by GodsCreation
Alleister Crowley - lead my way
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Oh he will. He's calling you to join him in hell even now.
I can't wait to watch you get sodomized by satan for all eternity while Jesus and I share a cold beer up in Heaven.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
11-21-2008, 03:22 AM
For me the worst = whoever is ringing my doorbell on any given morning (or afternoon or evening), standing there smiling on my stoop, and hoping to impart "the truth." Unless you have a Publisher's Clearning House check with at least 8 figures on it-- stay off my porch.
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
11-21-2008, 03:46 AM
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Originally Posted by I: Carumba
For me the worst = whoever is ringing my doorbell on any given morning (or afternoon or evening), standing there smiling on my stoop, and hoping to impart "the truth." Unless you have a Publisher's Clearning House check with at least 8 figures on it-- stay off my porch.
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Because you're already Saved© and Washed in the Blood of the Lamb, right?
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11-21-2008, 03:56 AM
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Originally Posted by JennyD
Because you're already Saved© and Washed in the Blood of the Lamb, right?
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I can't even guarantee that I'd be Shaved...and Washed in a Synthetic Detergent.
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
11-23-2008, 06:31 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastafarien
Aleister crowley was a butt hugging devil worshipper. There is only one God and that is the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Join the only real faith, pastafarianism.
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Well, you were OK for the first sentence.
Kinda went downhill from there.
Tell me, twerp, how would you like it if we barged into your hangout uninvited, and started insulting something you hold dear? Would you be welcoming and loving, or would you tell us ?
Don't be surprised if you're not welcomed, now that you've joined with the obvious intent of trolling our Christian church forum with insults and ridiculous stories of an invisible pasta-based life form that nobody has ever seen -- I'm sure you'll say because it "exists outside space-time" or some such nonsense -- and whose existence you cannot possibly prove.
I'd tell you what you can do with your ridiculous superstitions, but I'm far too much a lady to use suggest such actions.
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
11-23-2008, 06:40 AM
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Originally Posted by JennyD
Well, you were OK for the first sentence.
Kinda went downhill from there.
Tell me, twerp, how would you like it if we barged into your hangout uninvited, and started insulting something you hold dear? Would you be welcoming and loving, or would you tell us ?
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funny you should ask that. If you want to know how anyone would like it, just ask and jew, muslim, catholic, or any other religion that you insult on a daily basis.
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
11-23-2008, 06:44 AM
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Originally Posted by Tower of Babel
funny you should ask that. If you want to know how anyone would like it, just ask and jew, muslim, catholic, or any other religion that you insult on a daily basis.
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We are here to celebrate our faith in Jesus. Unsaved scum such as yourself are not welcome, as the Bible tells us to keep clear of hellbound perverts, non-Christians, and God-mockers like you.
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"Whosoever transgresseth, and abideth not in the doctrine of Christ, hath not God. He that abideth in the doctrine of Christ, he hath both the Father and the Son. If there come any unto you, and bring not this doctrine, receive him not into your house, neither bid him God speed: For he that biddeth him God speed is partaker of his evil deeds" -- 2 John 1:9-11
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If you don't like the heat, stay out of the kitchen, maggot.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
11-23-2008, 07:26 PM
Pastor Ezekiel how do you know what its like to be in a kitchen? Do you cook in the kitchen or something? I thought women were the only ones who cook in the kitchen. I guess you are womanly or gay or something if you are used to being in the kitchen so much you can stand alot of heat.
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