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Re: Who will be the next pope? -
03-10-2013, 10:30 PM
You guys speak of black people as evil, and then you frown upon Nazi's? Which is it?
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Re: Who will be the next pope? -
03-10-2013, 11:07 PM
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Which is it?
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Re: Who will be the next pope? -
03-11-2013, 10:39 PM
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You guys speak of black people as evil, and then you frown upon Nazi's? Which is it?
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Pastor Harry Hardwick said it best. Nazis aren't horribly evil people, but they did after all kill many American soldiers. And LBC just can't have that. And we don't think coloreds are evil people, why just this morning I gave my nigra servant a .10c raise for the year. You need to stop throwing that race card missy.
We are talking about Nazis here, not Obama voters. There's evil, and then theres damned.
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Re: Who will be the next pope? -
03-13-2013, 08:14 AM
My sources inside the conclave, told me it will be the wetback, Jorge Mario Bergoglio and that he has it all sewn up. He provided 30 alter boys to do lap dances for the cardinals.
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Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Who will be the next pope? -
03-13-2013, 08:08 PM
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You guys speak of black people as evil, and then you frown upon Nazi's? Which is it?
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Black people aren't evil, they're the cursed seed of Canaan. It's in Genesis, look it up.
As for the Nazi's, I don't think you quite understand what a Nazi is. In fact I don't believe there are any real Nazi's around any more since the German National Socialist party no longer exists.
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Re: Who will be the next pope? -
03-13-2013, 10:30 PM
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My sources inside the conclave, told me it will be the wetback, Jorge Mario Bergoglio and that he has it all sewn up. He provided 30 alter boys to do lap dances for the cardinals.
The black smoke is opium, the white is meth.
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My sources were right again!
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Who will be the next pope? -
03-13-2013, 10:34 PM
Wow! They pretended that God chose some dago. At least he hates gays and supports military dictatorships in line with the laws of God.
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Re: Who will be the next pope? -
03-14-2013, 01:57 AM
I'm still baffled that Obama wasn't elected. But then again, you can't be a Muslim Pope.
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22*Wives, submit yourselves to your own husbands as you do to the Lord. 23*For the husband is the head of the wife as Christ is the head of the church, his body, of which he is the Savior. 24*Now as the church submits to Christ, so also wives should submit to their husbands in everything.
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Re: Who will be the next pope? -
03-14-2013, 11:03 AM
Why didn't anyone of you think about it yet to infiltrate into the catholic church, trying to become pope and changing it into a true christian thingy?
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Re: Who will be the next pope? -
03-14-2013, 11:23 AM
You are not very bright, are you? To become pope, you have to be Catholic; to become Catholic is to give your soul to Satan; If Satan has your soul, there is no Heaven and Eternal Life.
And did not Jesus say that it was better to suffer here on earth than be damned to Hell on Judgement Day?
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Re: Who will be the next pope? -
03-14-2013, 11:50 AM
It's not about if I'm bright or not, I just think different than you. Well yes, you would need to become a catholic. But that doesn't mean, you need to be it from the buttom of your heart. Just imagine, how many people you could reach as catholic and you could help them find your right path. If you know what I mean. Undercover Agent Bathfire
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Re: Who will be the next pope? -
03-14-2013, 11:59 AM
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It's not about if I'm bright or not, I just think different than you. Well yes, you would need to become a catholic. But that doesn't mean, you need to be it from the buttom of your heart. Just imagine, how many people you could reach as catholic and you could help them find your right path.
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Leave it to a Hell bound whore to think one can achieve noble goals through evil acts. Should I then go out to my local businesses and steal everything that I can so that I can give it to the poor? I'm sure the temple priests told Judas about all the good he could do for people with those 30 pieces of silver...but all he did do was punch a one-way ticket to Hell.
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Re: Who will be the next pope? -
03-14-2013, 04:24 PM
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It's not about if I'm bright or not, I just think different than you. Well yes, you would need to become a catholic. But that doesn't mean, you need to be it from the buttom of your heart. Just imagine, how many people you could reach as catholic and you could help them find your right path. If you know what I mean. Undercover Agent Bathfire
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Mike, telling lies is telling lies, even if it is in an effort to make God happy.
Catholics are a lost cause. Having them 'be like they are' makes it easy to ID them, like joos and thier beanies.
Could you imagine what could happen when God strikes down with great vengence upon a 'Church' full of cathlicks and one was actually a Baptist? The whole lot wolud be bulldozed into Hell. No one wants to pick through a pile of rotting cathlick corpses to see if one was a Baptist in disguise. What kind of a sicko are you?
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Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Who will be the next pope? -
03-14-2013, 05:35 PM
Buut if you infiltrate into catholic church and can convince so many people to read the KJV instead, wouldn't that make them going to heaven?
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Re: Who will be the next pope? -
03-14-2013, 06:26 PM
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Buut if you infiltrate into catholic church and can convince so many people to read the KJV instead, wouldn't that make them going to heaven?
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The papists won't read a real Holy Bible. They insist on reading their Douay–Rheims imitation, complete with books that God never inspired. Mr. Hutchins is right, catholics are a lost cause. All we can do is pray they don't infect normal Christian practices with their pagan ways.
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Re: Who will be the next pope? -
03-14-2013, 06:58 PM
The only proper way to "infiltrate" the Vatican and teach them the True Christian™ love is to do a coup d'état, give Pastor Ezekiel the pope-hat and say the following: "all Catholics who has not converted to the Landover Baptist Church by the morning will be stoned to death. Amen".
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Re: Who will be the next pope? -
03-15-2013, 12:34 AM
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The only proper way to "infiltrate" the Vatican and teach them the True Christian™ love is to do a coup d'état, give Pastor Ezekiel the pope-hat and say the following: "all Catholics who has not converted to the Landover Baptist Church by the morning will be stoned to death. Amen".
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Since it's so difficult to actually pull off a coup d'état couldn't we take up a special love offering to design and produce a special hat for the good pastor? I think a lot more people would listen to the good news if he wore a special hat.
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Re: Who will be the next pope? -
03-15-2013, 01:25 AM
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Since it's so difficult to actually pull off a coup d'état couldn't we take up a special love offering to design and produce a special hat for the good pastor? I think a lot more people would listen to the good news if he wore a special hat.
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ahem...
1st Corinthians 11:4 Every man praying or prophesying, having his head covered, dishonoureth his head.
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Re: Who will be the next pope? -
03-15-2013, 09:48 PM
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I'm still baffled that Obama wasn't elected. But then again, you can't be a Muslim Pope.
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Oh... Was he nominated?
If so - what a shame we didn't got rid of him...
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Re: Who will be the next pope? -
03-16-2013, 05:36 AM
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ahem...
1st Corinthians 11:4 Every man praying or prophesying, having his head covered, dishonoureth his head.
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I didn't even know this one, I'll bet that old devil put the idea in my head, now I've got to go to my prayer closet and repent...
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