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Re: The Ungodly Origins of St. Valentine's Day -
02-08-2007, 01:02 PM
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Is that some sort of cryptic reference to Sister Tinny, Mother Glendora, and Lilith?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: The Ungodly Origins of St. Valentine's Day -
02-08-2007, 01:04 PM
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Is that some sort of cryptic reference to Sister Tinny, Mother Glendora, and Lilith?
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I do not know these ladies, but women hold more power than men when it comes to creation.
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02-08-2007, 01:18 PM
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I do not know these ladies, but women hold more power than men when it comes to creation.
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Bah. The only thing I'd trust a woman to create unaided is a cake or a pie. And even then, they require the presence of a man to protect them from negroes stealing their creation (and raping them)!
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: The Ungodly Origins of St. Valentine's Day -
02-08-2007, 01:27 PM
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Bah. The only thing I'd trust a woman to create unaided is a cake or a pie. And even then, they require the presence of a man to protect them from negroes stealing their creation (and raping them)!
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Women can manage many things, among them the miracle of birth.
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02-09-2007, 10:47 PM
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Women can manage many things, among them the miracle of birth.
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I should hope they could handle it! That's their sole purpose in life, so if they couldn't handle that, then they'd basically just be holding back humanity
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Re: The Ungodly Origins of St. Valentine's Day -
02-10-2007, 01:34 AM
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Women can manage many things, among them the miracle of birth.
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Have you even ever courted a woman, or do you spend your days cowering in fear in your parent's basement terrified of speaking to any woman who isn't your mother? It would certainly explain your addle-headed ideas.
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02-11-2007, 03:40 PM
im getting my boyfreind some black nailpolish n black lipstick in a lil coffin box with a black rose on top for valentine day............i know some ppl here will make fun of him 4 that but hes a goth to n looks really good in black..............
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02-11-2007, 04:08 PM
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im getting my boyfreind some black nailpolish n black lipstick in a lil coffin box with a black rose on top for valentine day............i know some ppl here will make fun of him 4 that but hes a goth to n looks really good in black..............
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Good luck trying to fornicate with that homer.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: The Ungodly Origins of St. Valentine's Day -
02-11-2007, 06:49 PM
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Good luck trying to fornicate with that homer.
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Instresting question; if Fallen Angel harlots herself with a Goth sissy boy does that make her guilty to Thespianism?
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02-11-2007, 06:57 PM
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Instresting question; if Fallen Angel harlots herself with a Goth sissy boy does that make her guilty to Thespianism?
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She does claim to be "bisexual", so maybe this lets her have two in one.
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Re: The Ungodly Origins of St. Valentine's Day -
02-11-2007, 08:04 PM
my boyfriends is not gay n we never have a problem having sex he always has his u know what really fast (i dun want to say what coz i know u are christins n i dun want to offend u coz i know u dun like sex talk0..........
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Re: The Ungodly Origins of St. Valentine's Day -
02-11-2007, 10:16 PM
Well if you look as bad as you spell I have a lot of trouble imagining anyone wanting to have sex with you.
Sorry, but I'm at work Monday morning got harrassed by an idiot customer who seemed to think I could somehow help her even though she called the WRONG NUMBER and needed an entirely different company, haven't had my migraine tablets or my breakfast or tea yet, got soaked on the way to work and had to wring out my clothes in the bathroom, and come here to be subjected to your spelling, which is even worse that getting rebuked and called nasty names by these TC's.
It doesn't make for the best of reactions.
Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!
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Re: The Ungodly Origins of St. Valentine's Day -
02-11-2007, 10:20 PM
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Well if you look as bad as you spell I have a lot of trouble imagining anyone wanting to have sex with you.
Sorry, but I'm at work Monday morning got harrassed by an idiot customer who seemed to think I could somehow help her even though she called the WRONG NUMBER and needed an entirely different company, haven't had my migraine tablets or my breakfast or tea yet, got soaked on the way to work and had to wring out my clothes in the bathroom, and come here to be subjected to your spelling, which is even worse that getting rebuked and called nasty names by these TC's.
It doesn't make for the best of reactions.
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If you think you have it bad now, just wait until you're spending eternity bobbing in the Lake of Fire, choking on Satan's sulfurous, spider-infested manjuice! Oh, wait, you don't HAVE to do that - you could still choose to accept Christ's love before it's too late!
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: The Ungodly Origins of St. Valentine's Day -
02-11-2007, 10:45 PM
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If you think you have it bad now, just wait until you're spending eternity bobbing in the Lake of Fire, choking on Satan's sulfurous, spider-infested manjuice! Oh, wait, you don't HAVE to do that - you could still choose to accept Christ's love before it's too late!
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It didn't sound all that bad until that (spider infested) point.
Thanks a whole heap for those images, BT.
Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!
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02-11-2007, 10:49 PM
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It didn't sound all that bad until that (spider infested) point.
Thanks a whole heap for those images, BT.
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Well, as I said, you can still avoid that fate. Just click on that PayPal button and crack open your KJV 1611.
Oh, and is this habit of putting that "sarcasm" emoticon at the end of every post a conscious or unconscious imitation of your hero Fallen Angel? Are you going to start imitating the rest of her posting style as well?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: The Ungodly Origins of St. Valentine's Day -
02-11-2007, 11:00 PM
Now that was uncalled for and one very mean remark, BT, even from you!! I put that there because I was being sarcastic about thanking you for those images. Do you even remember the last time I used it? I don't. As to fallen angel being my hero.....well, let's just say no one's going to be my hero whose IQ falls below Dubya's.
Sheesh.
Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!
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02-11-2007, 11:31 PM
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Now that was uncalled for and one very mean remark, BT, even from you!! I put that there because I was being sarcastic about thanking you for those images. Do you even remember the last time I used it? I don't.
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Thus conclusively proving that pot and paganism DO kill braincells.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: The Ungodly Origins of St. Valentine's Day -
02-14-2007, 04:38 PM
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So true, so true.
What I do on February 14 is just as I do on every other day of the year: go to church, praise Jesus. I may or may not purchase jewelry, chocolates and flowers for my sweetheart; however, if I do, it has absolutely nothing to do with "St. Valentine's Day": that would be so pagan!
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02-15-2007, 02:05 AM
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jewelry, chocolates and flowers for my sweetheart; however, if I do, it has absolutely nothing to do with "St. Valentine's Day": that would be so pagan!
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You flatter yourself, surely.
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Re: The Ungodly Origins of St. Valentine's Day -
02-15-2007, 01:49 PM
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You flatter yourself, surely.
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And you will just as surely be flattened by the Wrath of God, possibly manifested in a truck.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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