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Default Re: What Can Be More A More Godly Gift Than a Gun? - 12-13-2010, 09:55 PM

O HOLEY Night indeed!


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Default Re: What Can Be More A More Godly Gift Than a Gun? - 12-15-2010, 04:14 PM

God must be a gun lover, since he gave our troops the M134 minigun to cut those crazy towelheads to shreds in Iraq and Afghanistan. I'm betting he's got some in heaven to keep unsaved trash from jumpin' the fence and getting in.



I really need to get one of those... ya' know, for self-defense and hunting and stuff.


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Default Re: What Can Be More A More Godly Gift Than a Gun? - 12-15-2010, 09:38 PM

The only reason guns don't appear in the Bible is because God knew humanity wasn't ready for them yet.


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Default Re: What Can Be More A More Godly Gift Than a Gun? - 12-15-2010, 10:52 PM

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God must be a gun lover, since he gave our troops the M134 minigun to cut those crazy towelheads to shreds in Iraq and Afghanistan. I'm betting he's got some in heaven to keep unsaved trash from jumpin' the fence and getting in.



I really need to get one of those... ya' know, for self-defense and hunting and stuff.
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28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.
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Default Re: What Can Be More A More Godly Gift Than a Gun? - 12-20-2010, 09:16 AM

Praise Jesus I found this thread, perhaps you guys can teach me a few things, so I want to buy myself a gun for Christmas, but I don't really know where to go shooting, I was thinking about the forest but I am worried about killing animals, but then I thought, I should go and kill some metalheads and start winning my ticket to heaven. Those satanics need to go away, but question is; Do you guys have any tips to get away with it?
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Default Re: What Can Be More A More Godly Gift Than a Gun? - 12-20-2010, 10:45 AM

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Praise Jesus I found this thread, perhaps you guys can teach me a few things, so I want to buy myself a gun for Christmas, but I don't really know where to go shooting, I was thinking about the forest but I am worried about killing animals, but then I thought, I should go and kill some metalheads and start winning my ticket to heaven. Those satanics need to go away, but question is; Do you guys have any tips to get away with it?
If whatever that which hath been gunned by you was done so in accordance with Scripture then 'getting away' with it is not part of the deal at all. You will hunt animals for food, because God has commanded you to do so. It's not complicated.


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Default Re: What Can Be More A More Godly Gift Than a Gun? - 12-20-2010, 10:50 AM

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If whatever that which hath been gunned by you was done so in accordance with Scripture then 'getting away' with it is not part of the deal at all. You will hunt animals for food, because God has commanded you to do so. It's not complicated.


YIC, McUinnean of that Ilk.

Awesome, thanks! What weapon would you recommend me to buy?
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Default Re: What Can Be More A More Godly Gift Than a Gun? - 12-20-2010, 11:07 AM

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Awesome, thanks! What weapon would you recommend me to buy?
I prefer crossbows, harpoons and boomerangs myself, so perhaps I'm not the best judge for firearms advice.
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Default Re: What Can Be More A More Godly Gift Than a Gun? - 11-20-2011, 08:55 AM

Guns are great. Just be careful to use it on the right way.
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Default Re: What Can Be More A More Godly Gift Than a Gun? - 11-20-2011, 08:58 AM

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Guns are great. Just be careful to use it on the right way.
What kind of firearms do you own, friend? Please be specific!

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