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Default Hey Heathen Hindus, Let Benny Hinn Preach. - 01-08-2014, 04:30 PM

Whether it's the world famous, Benny Hinn, or Landover Baptist Church right here in Freehold, IA, we all face the same thing, PERSECUTION!

Benny has a big healing crusade scheduled in India. He will be healing many thousands of people with terminal illnesses and bringing them to Jesus. The Hindu gods have had centuries to do something about the poverty and sickness among their people. What have they done? Nothing.

Benny Hinn will fly in there with hope. We can expect to see his TV coverage of the entire stage of sick people falling over, healed. Hindus just cannot stand it that they are unable to heal anyone.

So, they are protesting Benny's crusade. You can bet Benny will need security around his Lear--Hinduism is a vilolent religion:

http://www.christianpost.com/news/ev...agenda-112099/


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Default Re: Hey Heathen Hindus, Let Benny Hinn Preach. - 01-20-2014, 07:50 PM

It could be because India was enslaved for centuries by the British, which drained them of all their natural resources and wealth. They have only been a free nation for little over half a century. Many parts of India are now, and have always been, good christian followers as well. Moreover, India is currently one of the fastest growing economies in the world, it is the 3rd largest economy in the world as of 2014. I dont think religion has anything to do with overpopulation there. Its just economics.


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Default Re: Hey Heathen Hindus, Let Benny Hinn Preach. - 01-20-2014, 10:33 PM

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...Many parts of India are now, and have always been, good christian followers as well.
If only this were true!

India has a Christian population of less than 2.5%. They are mainly Hindu (80%) and a Muslim population of about 1/6th of that.

We Catholics are keenly aware of the potential for growing the Church in this part of the world but it is not as easy as one might hope given they have more gods than Pastor Zeke has pool-boys!

I presume, given your complete lack of knowledge on the subject, your willingness to express that ignorance and your failure to capitalize 'Christian', that you are a typical home-schooled Baptist. It is not too late for you to pick up your education and your moral standing by joining the Church He built on the rock of St. Peter.


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Default Re: Hey Heathen Hindus, Let Benny Hinn Preach. - 01-20-2014, 10:36 PM

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It could be because India was enslaved for centuries by the British, which drained them of all their natural resources and wealth. They have only been a free nation for little over half a century. Many parts of India are now, and have always been, good christian followers as well. Moreover, India is currently one of the fastest growing economies in the world, it is the 3rd largest economy in the world as of 2014. I dont think religion has anything to do with overpopulation there. Its just economics.
--God Bless.
"Its just economics." Hardly.

Let's be accurate here. Benny Hinn has now cancelled his revival for one reason, Hindus stopped him.

Hindus have no preachers who can heal crowds of people like our friend Benny. If it were about economics, they would have welcomed him. What cheaper way to heal thousands of people than have the annointed one, Benny, heal them for just his fee and a top off of his jet with jetfuel.


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Default Re: Hey Heathen Hindus, Let Benny Hinn Preach. - 01-20-2014, 11:53 PM

People say all kinds of nasty things about Pastor Hinn, but I once had a cold when I attended one of his healing revivals, and, less than a week later, my cold was gone. Brother Benny is the real deal!


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Default Re: Hey Heathen Hindus, Let Benny Hinn Preach. - 01-21-2014, 01:23 AM

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"Its just economics." Hardly.

Let's be accurate here. Benny Hinn has now cancelled his revival for one reason, Hindus stopped him.

Hindus have no preachers who can heal crowds of people like our friend Benny. If it were about economics, they would have welcomed him. What cheaper way to heal thousands of people than have the annointed one, Benny, heal them for just his fee and a top off of his jet with jetfuel.
Amen, Mr. Mayor. The hindaloos have no healing powers granted as gifts from God. Their "pastors" are a scary lot.



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Default Re: Hey Heathen Hindus, Let Benny Hinn Preach. - 01-21-2014, 01:55 AM

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Amen, Mr. Mayor. The hindaloos have no healing powers granted as gifts from God. Their "pastors" are a scary lot.
Thank you, Pastor Zeke. A shocking video, shocking. It make me wonder if Hindus are humans or some kind of animal.

They need Benny Hinn and they need him now.


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Default Re: Hey Heathen Hindus, Let Benny Hinn Preach. - 01-21-2014, 02:53 AM

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If only this were true!

India has a Christian population of less than 2.5%. They are mainly Hindu (80%) and a Muslim population of about 1/6th of that.

We Catholics are keenly aware of the potential for growing the Church in this part of the world but it is not as easy as one might hope given they have more gods than Pastor Zeke has pool-boys!

I presume, given your complete lack of knowledge on the subject, your willingness to express that ignorance and your failure to capitalize 'Christian', that you are a typical home-schooled Baptist. It is not too late for you to pick up your education and your moral standing by joining the Church He built on the rock of St. Peter.


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No thanks, the only reason Christian faith gets a bad rap in this country is due to all you Catlick "fathers" running around in silly frocks scandalizing the already depraved Hindus with your universal, Pope-loving, pedophilic obsessions. India needs more Catholic preachers and nuns like the Pope needs lice in his hair. To be fair, I have some Catholic friends and acquaintances and they're certainly better people than cow worshiping Hindus, after all they at least pretend to love Jesus. It's just your whole corrupt Catholic doctrine coming in the way of us ever being brothers in faith, what sort of fool believes in the purgatory today. Why don't you stop arguing unreasonably with True Christians and convert to the Baptist church like me (I used to be an Anglican before). And yes, stop dangling that crucifix from your neck, makes you look like a mobster. And a hypocrite.

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No thanks, the only reason Christian faith gets a bad rap in this country is due to all you Catlick "fathers" running around in silly frocks scandalizing the already depraved Hindus with your universal, Pope-loving, pedophilic obsessions. India needs more Catholic preachers and nuns like the Pope needs lice in his hair. To be fair, I have some Catholic friends and acquaintances and they're certainly better people than cow worshiping Hindus, after all they at least pretend to love Jesus. It's just your whole corrupt Catholic doctrine coming in the way of us ever being brothers in faith, what sort of fool believes in the purgatory today. Why don't you stop arguing unreasonably with True Christians and convert to the Baptist church like me (I used to be an Anglican before). And yes, stop dangling that crucifix from your neck, makes you look like a mobster. And a hypocrite.

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If only this were true!

India has a Christian population of less than 2.5%. They are mainly Hindu (80%) and a Muslim population of about 1/6th of that.

We Catholics are keenly aware of the potential for growing the Church in this part of the world but it is not as easy as one might hope given they have more gods than Pastor Zeke has pool-boys!

I presume, given your complete lack of knowledge on the subject, your willingness to express that ignorance and your failure to capitalize 'Christian', that you are a typical home-schooled Baptist. It is not too late for you to pick up your education and your moral standing by joining the Church He built on the rock of St. Peter.


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About the only thing the cathylicks have going for them when it comes to healing the sick is a trip to Lourdes, France where the BVM allegedly cures the infirm - and when you look into the efficacy of it the claims evaporate about as quickly as a puddle of germ infested holy water on a hot day. About the only thing the ill are relieved of is their cash - funneled to the Vatican for the pope to buy the latest fashions and support his lavish lifestyle.

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Default Re: Hey Heathen Hindus, Let Benny Hinn Preach. - 01-21-2014, 06:42 PM

Idolatrous Hindus scoff at the True Word of Almighty God, favoring instead marijuana smoking and sitting around naked praying to false gods.

It is only natural that they, being the original Devil worshipers, would be opposed to the message brought by Brother Benny Hinn. Brother Benny was one of them, but he is saved by the love of Jesus Christ and provided with a late model Gulf Stream to get him to where he is needed. Shout Glory!

It is God's work that Brother Benny is up to and the work of the Lord shall prevail.


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Default Re: Hey Heathen Hindus, Let Benny Hinn Preach. - 01-21-2014, 06:52 PM

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We Catholics are keenly aware of the potential for growing the Church in this part of the world
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I sense real envy here. Jesus' favorite branch of Christianity, Protestant, can mount a recruitment of Hindus that Catholics have to stand by and watch helplessly.

No Catholic can, with the wave of an arm, cause an entire stagefull of sick and deformed people collapse in a weaping hysteria for Jesus. Catholics have no Benny Hinn.

Benny Hinn was anointed to do this healing. He's ours. Sorry.


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Default Re: Hey Heathen Hindus, Let Benny Hinn Preach. - 01-21-2014, 09:29 PM

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...Catholics have no Benny Hinn.

Benny Hinn was anointed to do this healing. He's ours. Sorry.
Benny is, supposedly, a can-do guy... which makes him a Hinn-do but he can't get into India.

You can have him.




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