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Default Re: I'm getting married to my man - 09-20-2010, 01:03 PM

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Are you claiming that god is not a loving god and forgiving?
Also are you claiming that god is not the creator of all men?
Please make a Introduction Post.


Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Default Re: I'm getting married to my man - 09-20-2010, 06:32 PM

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After many months of coming to terms with my sexuality, I am gay. I tried praying and reading the bible for guidance but nothing has helped. I have accepted the fact that I love my man and he loves me. God created me so he made me gay for a reason. I am getting married and noone can stop us beause love is blind and God is love.
Congrats, man.
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Default Re: I'm getting married to my man - 09-20-2010, 07:03 PM

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...If God Didn't love me, I would be dead by the stroke I had at birth.
Ok, so you believe in God. God who created everything, including evil. How do you know that He didn't kill you at birth because you are to do great evil (according to His plan) sometime in the future?

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Default Re: I'm getting married to my man - 09-20-2010, 07:29 PM

I believe God didnt killed him because God had trust in him that he do the right thing!
It was not Gods decision to make him a pervert homer. He say to himself that he is born that way, but that is a big lie and deep in his soul he knows that.
No homosexual is born that way. They lie to themselves because they revealed God.

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Default Re: I'm getting married to my man - 09-21-2010, 12:07 AM

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Ok, so you believe in God. God who created everything, including evil. How do you know that He didn't kill you at birth because you are to do great evil (according to His plan) sometime in the future?



I've heard that somewhere else...

LOL if he killed me at birth, then what Am I?
I hope you heard that somewhere else


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Default Re: I'm getting married to my man - 09-21-2010, 01:16 AM

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How do you know that the reason He didn't kill you at birth is because you are to do great evil (according to His plan) sometime in the future?
Better? Now answer the question.

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I hope you heard that somewhere else
Gee, if the swastika and eagle isn't enough of a clue as to what I was hinting, what do you need?


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Better? Now answer the question.



Gee, if the swastika and eagle isn't enough of a clue as to what I was hinting, what do you need?
As you know, Didymus, I rarely agree with you, or understand what you are on about most of the time, but even I understood what you were getting at with the swastika.

This beloved fellow IS a homer, so it only seems fitting he is a cathlick too.

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Default Re: I'm getting married to my man - 09-21-2010, 05:54 AM

Jesus already died for you being gay.So why let him die in vain? You can be saved and released from the bondage that those demons have on you. Just have faith and know he will renew u. God wont give you more than u can handle, so stick with it a little longer and worship Jesus through that fight. He will come through and you will become straight, God`s timing is perfect. But if you dont obey his commands , he will punish and discipline you. Jesus didn`t tap out, why should you? DO IT FOR GOD AND JESUS! You`ll be in my prayers.
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Default Re: I'm getting married to my man - 09-21-2010, 10:05 AM

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You can be saved and released from the bondage that those demons have on you.
I'm not sure if this outfit can be, though.
Perhaps sicko JamesRobert and his pervert can have a go at this procedure?

1 Thessalonians 5:3 For when they shal say, Peace and safety: then sudden destruction commeth vpon them, as trauaile vpon a woman with childe, and they shall not escape

Satan will enjoy sodomising these two for eternity!
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Default Re: I'm getting married to my man - 09-21-2010, 12:12 PM

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I'm not sure if this outfit can be, though.
Perhaps sicko JamesRobert and his pervert can have a go at this procedure?

1 Thessalonians 5:3 For when they shal say, Peace and safety: then sudden destruction commeth vpon them, as trauaile vpon a woman with childe, and they shall not escape

Satan will enjoy sodomising these two for eternity!
I'll Sodomise you for eternity!


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Thumbs down Re: I'm getting married to my man - 09-22-2010, 11:40 PM

you consider yourselfs true christians? i say thats false-fact seeing your so piffleed up that your going to dicriminate people over ther sexuality! piffle that!
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Thumbs down Re: I'm getting married to my man - 09-22-2010, 11:45 PM

oh yea! might therre be any sexy smokin hot M.I.L.F.'s in here?!?! need to get off!
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Default Re: I'm getting married to my man - 09-22-2010, 11:50 PM

i saw a ad saying "even if we have to stone you" is that offer still inaffect? i havent been stoned in lik AGES!!!
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Default Re: I'm getting married to my man - 09-22-2010, 11:51 PM

Burberry,

God's very clear that homersexural behaviour is an abomination. We follow HIS law, not yours.

Leviticus 18:22

Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind:
it is abomination.



God cannot be ANY clearer.

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Default Re: I'm getting married to my man - 09-22-2010, 11:55 PM

chould he be a lil bit clearer??


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Burberry,

God's very clear that homersexural behaviour is an abomination. We follow HIS law, not yours.

Leviticus 18:22

Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind:
it is abomination.


God cannot be ANY clearer.

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chould he be a lil bit clearer??
It's pretty clear to me. But that's because I can understand multisyllabic words like "abomination". As Mrs. Dewitt stated, we are True Christians™ indeed because we follow all of the Bible, not just bits and pieces. If you believe we are in the wrong, please point to the book/chapter/verse to support your argument.



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chould he be a lil bit clearer??
It's more than clear to anyone who is not semi-illiterate.

Just as MULTIPLE requests that you make an INTRODUCTION in the INTRODUCTION FORUM is clear.

Do it now, burberry.

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Default Re: I'm getting married to my man - 09-23-2010, 01:02 AM

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The marriage is not harming you.
Yes it is.
I don't know - or care - who you are. You are free to hold those views you state, and are free to go to hell. I don't care what you do there, but I do care what you do here. This board is not a cess pit. Feel free to go and find one, to swim in it, to gloat in the filth God says you are. Please note: God says that you are. There are quotes here for you to read if you want to - but I doubt that you will.
God's love for us is hard to grasp. If it were plain to see He would not need tell us! We were blind due to sin, but He brings us Light
JOHN 1:4 In him was life, and the life was the light of men.
You are not in the light. You say that God was wrong when he taught us The Truth. God does not tell lies. You do.
I JOHN 1:8 If we say that we haue no sinne…the trueth is not in vs.
You have known God's love at no time. But He still wants you to turn to Him and learn what His love can mean for you. You are vile. He is Perfect - (oops! big word).
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Default Re: I'm getting married to my man - 12-09-2010, 12:51 AM

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Marriage is a union between a man and a woman. A union between faggots is called sodomy. What you are doing is unnatural. Nothing in nature commits sodomy. Only faggots.

Why did you hate God so much that you had to devote your life to sodomy? Did God make your penis too small to satisfy a woman? There is more to love than penis size. What about having children? What about the AIDS virus? Are you and your accomplice in sodomy going to rape children together so that you can spread the AIDS virus and turn them into faggots? I am just appalled.

(Billy Bob: I approve this post.)
I really hope that you know women have AIDS too. oh, and there are several animal species that can be gay. otters, dolphins... so yeah, there are things in nature that are gay. You can't turn people gay, just like you can't make me straight.
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Default Re: I'm getting married to my man - 12-09-2010, 12:59 AM

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Yes it is.
I don't know - or care - who you are. You are free to hold those views you state, and are free to go to hell. I don't care what you do there, but I do care what you do here. This board is not a cess pit. Feel free to go and find one, to swim in it, to gloat in the filth God says you are. Please note: God says that you are. There are quotes here for you to read if you want to - but I doubt that you will.
God's love for us is hard to grasp. If it were plain to see He would not need tell us! We were blind due to sin, but He brings us Light
JOHN 1:4 In him was life, and the life was the light of men.
You are not in the light. You say that God was wrong when he taught us The Truth. God does not tell lies. You do.
I JOHN 1:8 If we say that we haue no sinne…the trueth is not in vs.
You have known God's love at no time. But He still wants you to turn to Him and learn what His love can mean for you. You are vile. He is Perfect - (oops! big word).
Since god loves everyone, wouldn't that mean he loves men too? Essentially, god is bisexual lol
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