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View Poll Results: What's the WORST False Religion?
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Mary worshipping Cathylics
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1,661 |
6.51% |
Penny Pinching Bagel Meisters (who killed Jesus)
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2,544 |
9.97% |
Babbling Boodists and Hindoos
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871 |
3.42% |
Non-Baptist Christians of liberal persuasion
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1,577 |
6.18% |
Wiccas, Goths, Vampires, and other Devil Worshippers
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5,204 |
20.40% |
Moon-worshipping terrorist Mooselimbs
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2,852 |
11.18% |
Kill 'em all. The Lord knows His own.
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4,556 |
17.86% |
Harekrishnas and/or Jehosafats
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1,205 |
4.72% |
Self Proclaimed Psychologists
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263 |
1.03% |
Peak Oil / Emo Economics
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238 |
0.93% |
Obamaism (He ain't my Messiah)
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1,776 |
6.96% |
Spaghetti-worshiping fools
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1,919 |
7.52% |
Xenu Freak, couch jumping, Scientologists.
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830 |
3.25% |
Magic-undie-wearing LSD cultists
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9 |
0.04% |
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
08-29-2014, 01:46 PM
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I don't think I'll go to hell for believing that people with other beliefs should be respected. Open your eyes to the truth.
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Hey, you want to know how much Jesus respects people who don't believe in Him? He's going to throw them in a Lake of Eternal Fire!!!
(John 3:18) "He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God."
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
08-29-2014, 04:11 PM
What would Jesus do to people who live good and righteous lives? But aren't Christian.
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
08-29-2014, 04:15 PM
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What would Jesus do to people who live good and righteous lives? But aren't Christian.
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They're going to Hell. Check out John 3:16-18.
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
08-29-2014, 04:37 PM
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What would Jesus do to people who live good and righteous lives? But aren't Christian.
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The Bible says that if they're not Christian, their lives are not good and righteous (by God's terms). Duh.
Here's a fun activity for you: go to one of the online Bible sites. Do a search of Scripture for the terms "love God" and "fear God". Report back with your results.
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
08-29-2014, 05:08 PM
Justify your claims using something other than the Bible.
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
08-29-2014, 05:21 PM
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Justify your claims using something other than the Bible.
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I am sure you think you sound smart, but wouldn't that be sort of like solving a dispute over the rules of a game without referring to the rule book?
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
08-29-2014, 05:29 PM
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Originally Posted by cool dude
What would Jesus do to people who live good and righteous lives? But aren't Christian.
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Originally Posted by Didymus Much
The Bible says that if they're not Christian, their lives are not good and righteous (by God's terms). Duh.
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Not only that, dear arrogant atheist, but God looks upon any nice actions by the likes of you and your kind as no better than a piling stench-fest of old ladies menstrual rags (Isaiah 64:6)! Personally, I respond to my monthly curse by keeping a constant flow of infants through my devoted uterus to be counted among the jewels in Christ's Crown. I haven't had a period in 26 years and I'm not about to start. But can you imagine when Isaiah wrote this? Back in the day before disposable approaches to feminine hygiene? Back in the day when rags were piled up until the lady had time to take them out and wash them? Back in the day when that pile attracted flies and rats and all kinds of vermin? THAT's what the LORD thinks of anything you unbelievers might consider to be "good."
Why you continue to avoid His Loving Embrace only to burn in Hell, I'll never know.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
08-29-2014, 07:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda
Not only that, dear arrogant atheist, but God looks upon any nice actions by the likes of you and your kind as no better than a piling stench-fest of old ladies menstrual rags (Isaiah 64:6)! Personally, I respond to my monthly curse by keeping a constant flow of infants through my devoted uterus to be counted among the jewels in Christ's Crown. I haven't had a period in 26 years and I'm not about to start. But can you imagine when Isaiah wrote this? Back in the day before disposable approaches to feminine hygiene? Back in the day when rags were piled up until the lady had time to take them out and wash them? Back in the day when that pile attracted flies and rats and all kinds of vermin? THAT's what the LORD thinks of anything you unbelievers might consider to be "good."
Why you continue to avoid His Loving Embrace only to burn in Hell, I'll never know.
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I am not an atheist I am a Hindu and I believe that all beliefs are equal and should be respected. Please stop talking about the menstrual cycle, it is wired to do that on such a holy forum, it also derails the thread.
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
08-29-2014, 07:39 PM
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I am not an atheist I am a Hindu and I believe that all beliefs are equal and should be respected. Please stop talking about the menstrual cycle, it is wired to do that on such a holy forum, it also derails the thread.
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It matters not to the LORD if you are a Hindu or atheist or Catholic or Jew or Muslim. You'll all face the same consequence for refusing to believe on the Lord Jesus Christ. What you believe about your religion is irrelevant. Remember, just because you want something to be true, doesn't make it so.
Please keep in mind I'm talking about the Holy Bible, dear. There is nothing in the Holy Bible that is not appropriate to talk about. I think you're just sore because you don't like to know that God thinks about you that way. But He does. You talk and all he smells is the stench of foul, aged, menstrual blood. I don't blame you for not wanting to be known like that, but arguing with me won't change it. Only in accepting Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior will God choose to ignore that very sin, miraculously forgetting all about it as if it never happened (Isaiah 43:25).
Doesn't that sound much nicer?
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
08-29-2014, 09:42 PM
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I am not an atheist...
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I am, and that remark was addressed to me.
So one god messing around with humanity for their own amusement isn't enough for you, you need 800 million excuses to be awful to fellow humans?
What caste are you?
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...I believe that all beliefs are equal and should be respected...
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I'm sure NAMBLA appreciates your support.
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...Please stop talking about the menstrual cycle, it is wired to do that on such a holy forum, it also derails the thread.
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How is talking about a perfectly natural function for a female mammalian organism somehow unsuitable for a holy forum? Do your Hindu gods all have the same hangups as Yahweh with normal bodily functions?
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
08-29-2014, 10:14 PM
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Originally Posted by cool dude
I am not an atheist I am a Hindu and I believe that all beliefs are equal and should be respected.
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Justify your claims using something other than the fact that you happen to believe them.
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Please stop talking about the menstrual cycle, it is wired to do that on such a holy forum, it also derails the thread.
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
08-30-2014, 04:04 AM
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I am not an atheist I am a Hindu and I believe that all beliefs are equal and should be respected.
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Hindoos are violent scum who kill Christians, and they worship thousands of demons and drink cow piss. They even worship crippled babies! I can only imagine what punishment Jesus has waiting for your kind down in hellfire.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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08-30-2014, 04:20 AM
They are all really repulsive, but Buddhists are just AWFUL!
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
08-30-2014, 11:24 AM
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Please stop talking about the menstrual cycle, it is wired to do that on such a holy forum, it also derails the thread.
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What's your problem? Are you sexist? What's wrong with discussing menstruation? Over 50% of the adult population menstruate or are pregnant. God is not embarrassed to talk about it.
Lamentations 1:9
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Isaiah 30:22
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
08-30-2014, 05:35 PM
Every religion has its extremes and I feel bad that people do such horrible acts.
Anyway, I want to be a supporter of liberalism which gives equal rights to everyone. I also agree with the teachings of Gandhi.
Read this website about non violent Hindus and I sincerely apologize for anything I said.
As a dog returneth to his vomit, so a fool returneth to his folly. Proverbs 26:11
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08-30-2014, 05:41 PM
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As a dog returneth to his vomit, so a fool returneth to his folly. Proverbs 26:11
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
08-30-2014, 06:05 PM
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Every religion has its extremes and I feel bad that people do such horrible acts.
Anyway, I want to be a supporter of liberalism which gives equal rights to everyone. I also agree with the teachings of Gandhi.
Read this website about non violent Hindus and I sincerely apologize for anything I said.
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Yes! Mr. Dude,
I am answering you because my family is of an Indian faith of non-violence, Jainism. I am afraid I am not a strong believer but I am knowledgeable about some things Asian, although my family has been living in UK for two generations. The people of my faith were treated as the most dreadful by Arya Samaj, a powerful Hindu group. We must have deserved it. Yes. I am blessed not to be there but being in the West I can write this.
A religion is not only what is written about it. A religion is also what people are doing in its name. The Hindu people are doing good things and evil things with regard to violence. Every religion is having extremes? The Hindu religion has most of its supporters backing the caste system which is making many blessed people the targets of malice and injustice. Violence is not only physical. Yes. Injustice and malice are the vicious ones in violence. Yes. Not extremists but a majority. Yes. So sad. So many admirable ideas in your link, in Rigveda, in Bhagavad-Gita, in the Bible. So much to be admired, so much violence in all. I am afraid I am offending you. Perhaps you are a genuine seeker of many truths? Yes. A blessed person similar to the sincere persons here. But I am losing my truths here. My roadmap is outdated, I am wishing I will see the actual road.
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A time to rend, and a time to sew; a time to keep silence, and a time to speak."Yes. Women are saving lives. It is time we are speaking! Yes!
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
08-30-2014, 06:24 PM
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Every religion has its extremes and I feel bad that people do such horrible acts...
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Why? They are not your acts. They will not affect your karma/dharma/bodiddleybarma.
If you feel guilty for belonging to a group that contains members who do things you don't like, there's one really easy way out: quit.
Quit identifying as a Hindu, as your continuing membership in that group only shows support for the actions of that whole group, including the most extreme. You can still be a Hindu inside, still believe all the same things, you're just renouncing those who you feel have corrupted your faith.
So call yourself an atheist. Announce this "fact" to your friends, family, priests (or whatever you call them), etc. When they ask why you're doing this, tell them, and ask why they aren't. Ask them why they're still supporting all of the violent religious nutcases out there. Report back from your new living quarters (after you get kicked out of the family for being an apostate) about how they showed your new beliefs True Hindu™ respect.
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Noted: your refusal to answer my question about your caste.
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
09-01-2014, 09:05 PM
I say kill 'em all. That way I can let the Lord do the thinking for me.
You forgot a little something
Have you perchance forgotten this little tid bit-?
Ten Commandments
This is the ten (10) I was given
[1] Thou shall have no other god before Me;
[2] Thou shall not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in haven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth;
[3] Thou shall not bow down thyself to them, nor serve the; for I the Lord thy God am a jealous God, visiting the inequity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me; And shewing mercy unto thousands of them that love me, and keep my commandments;
[4] Thou shall not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain; for the Lord will not hold him guiltless that taketh his name invain.
[5] Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy
[6] Honor thy father and thy mother;
[7] Thou shalt not kill.,,..,.,, I say kill 'em all.
[8] Thou shalt not steal
[9] Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour
[10] Thou shall not covet thy neighbour’s house, thou shalt not covet thy neighbour’s wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor any thing that is thy neighbor’s
Anyone# come to mind-?
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
09-01-2014, 09:19 PM
The phrase above, "I say kill 'em all." were not my words but my last post makes it appear that I said it. I did not
ok ?
Coincidentally, TV commercials here in the USA last as long as your wait time. Before I would just turn the sound off, but now I have a new reason to listen to the noisy background.
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