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Re: Women Masturbating -
02-22-2009, 02:59 AM
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Well, I was just saying nice cause you got her good but yeah
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Welcome to the forum. Now shut up.
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Re: Women Masturbating -
02-22-2009, 03:00 AM
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You've already been given scripture that tells you that the LORD your GOD finds it repulsive! That's reason enough!
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Well you're a stick in the mud. Masturbation feels sooooo good!
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02-22-2009, 03:00 AM
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Well you're a stick in the mud. Masturbation feels sooooo good!
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You ought to spend some of that energy LEARNING TO SPELL!
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02-22-2009, 03:02 AM
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Welcome to the forum. Now shut up.
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For a pastor your awful pissy
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02-22-2009, 03:03 AM
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Well, I was just saying nice cause you got her good but yeah
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Indeed I did.
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Re: Women Masturbating -
02-22-2009, 03:03 AM
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Well, I was just saying nice cause you got her good but yeah
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So says the illerate atheist...
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Re: Women Masturbating -
02-22-2009, 03:05 AM
How can you be so shameless about your if-it-feels-good-do-it lifestyle? Think about the families you are destroying!
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02-22-2009, 03:06 AM
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So says the illerate atheist...
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I did that so the that " I " becomes before "E"veryone who believes in ridiculous religions
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02-22-2009, 03:06 AM
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You ought to spend some of that energy LEARNING TO SPELL!
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What did I misspell?
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02-22-2009, 03:07 AM
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I did that so the that " I " becomes before "E"veryone who believes in ridiculous religions
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Good idea. Watch this closely: nothing up my sleeves, and ET VOILA!
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02-22-2009, 03:10 AM
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How can you be so shameless about your if-it-feels-good-do-it lifestyle? Think about the families you are destroying!
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How does my masturbation destroy families?
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02-22-2009, 03:10 AM
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What did I misspell?
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Back up a bit. Did YOU say you were bad at English......by which, since you say you can speak in complete sentences, I presume means spelling? Or did I dream it?
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02-22-2009, 03:13 AM
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You will go blind.
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If I go blind it's because of genetics, not masturbation.
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Re: Women Masturbating -
02-22-2009, 03:16 AM
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Back up a bit. Did YOU say you were bad at English......by which, since you say you can speak in complete sentences, I presume means spelling? Or did I dream it?
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Yes I said I'm bad at English.
Yes I said I can speak.
But when I talk I don't spell out each word. If I want to say "cat," I say "cat," not "C-A-T".
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Re: Women Masturbating -
02-22-2009, 03:23 AM
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Yes I said I'm bad at English.
Yes I said I can speak.
But when I talk I don't spell out each word. If I want to say "cat," I say "cat," not "C-A-T".
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What I am trying to ask politely, you dumb tart, is whether you have a learning disorder due to masturbation, or whether you are just too busy playing sticky finger to bother learning to spell?
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Re: Women Masturbating -
02-22-2009, 03:27 AM
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What I am trying to ask politely, you dumb tart, is whether you have a learning disorder due to masturbation, or whether you are just too busy playing sticky finger to bother learning to spell?
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I sucked at spelling WAY before I even heard of the word masturbation. Masturbation has had no negative effects on me.
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02-22-2009, 04:07 AM
First i must say im not atheist, I believe in Christ, and do try to follow his teachings....but you people.....are truly frightening. You try to scare people into believeing what you do through fearful threats of becomeing blind, being sent to hell, ect, and what this ultimitley makes all of you...are terrorists. For you english buffs, the definition of Terrorism is the systematic use of terror (imposing fear) to make people behave in an involuntary way. I find the little smiley of a mid eastern people being blown up very racist (not that it would bother any of you, most of you seem to be very racist) image of mid eastern people and incensitive, there are many inocent people dieing there, human lives you ignorant people. But i digress. In the end i don't really care what you people think of me or my life, call me trash, bastartd child, or any other fun names you people like to use. In the end I will be judged by the person who matters, and If he decides that i should not have treated all men and women as my equal, and should have feared every aspect of my life, then so be it. But really what scares me is that there are still people who think african americans should be slaves, women should know there place witch is under men, and think that.....masturbating will send you to hell.
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02-22-2009, 04:10 AM
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First i must say im not atheist, I believe in Christ, and do try to follow his teachings....but you people.....are truly frightening. You try to scare people into believeing what you do through fearful threats of becomeing blind, being sent to hell, ect, and what this ultimitley makes all of you...are terrorists. For you english buffs, the definition of Terrorism is the systematic use of terror (imposing fear) to make people behave in an involuntary way. I find the little smiley of a mid eastern people being blown up very racist (not that it would bother any of you, most of you seem to be very racist) image of mid eastern people and incensitive, there are many inocent people dieing there, human lives you ignorant people. But i digress. In the end i don't really care what you people think of me or my life, call me trash, bastartd child, or any other fun names you people like to use. In the end I will be judged by the person who matters, and If he decides that i should not have treated all men and women as my equal, and should have feared every aspect of my life, then so be it. But really what scares me is that there are still people who think african americans should be slaves, women should know there place witch is under men, and think that.....masturbating will send you to hell.
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Thats great, that really is.
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Re: Women Masturbating -
02-22-2009, 04:12 AM
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women should know there place witch is under men, and think that.....masturbating will send you to hell.
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Great! Now we have two of you from the same school.
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Re: Women Masturbating -
02-22-2009, 04:19 AM
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Great! Now we have two of you from the same school.
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We don't go to the same school.
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