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Default 6,014 years old: Happy Birthday World! - 10-24-2010, 10:39 AM

A great day of celebration, God, The Almighty, started work on the Creation of the heavens and the Earth and all that is in it 6,014 years ago. We know this as a fact as examination of The Bible tells us so. The math is hard and takes a long time and it is fortunate that Archbishop Ussher saved us the trouble.In Annales veteris testamenti, a prima mundi origine deducti (Annals of the Old Testament, Deduced from the First Origins of the World), James Ussher, a 17th century Bishop, deduced that the first day of creation began at nightfall preceding Sunday, Oct 23, 4004 BC.

Fact: using biblical genealogy and the reign of Kings, he calculated that the earth began at 6pm, October 23, 4004 BC.

Look around you, in marvel and wonder at His Skill.





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Default Re: 6,014 years old: Happy Birthday World! - 10-24-2010, 12:01 PM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY WORLD!

It just goes to prove those Evilutionairies wrong.
How could the world have a 6,014th Birthday if it were billions of years old?



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Default Re: 6,014 years old: Happy Birthday World! - 10-24-2010, 12:36 PM

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James Ussher, a 17th century Bishop, deduced that the first day of creation began at nightfall preceding Sunday, Oct 23, 4004 BC.
I certainly am not challenging the veracity of your statements sir, however I do have one small point of scientific confusion.

If the sun and earth did not yet exist, how could there be "nightfall" yet ? This in addition to the fact that Pope Gregory had not been born and created the calendar on which these calculations are based.

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Default Re: 6,014 years old: Happy Birthday World! - 10-24-2010, 03:41 PM

Sir, you are a nit-picker. The good Bishop was relating the time of creation to the time in which he wrote so people like True Christians™ could give thanks at the appropriate time.

As far as any pope is concerned, I would ignore anything he has to say, it will only lead to an eternity in Hell.





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Default Re: 6,014 years old: Happy Birthday World! - 10-24-2010, 04:06 PM

Happy Birthhday World! 6,014 years and counting!



We all know the earth isn't billions of years old like the lieberals and the atheists want us to think. We know the truth!
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Default Re: 6,014 years old: Happy Birthday World! - 10-24-2010, 04:56 PM

It makes me feel an almost smug sense of contentment to know that I am an expert in geology, paleontology, and biology, and that I didn't have to spend years pouring my money down a rat hole in some fancy university.

Just give me the Bible and I can prove any scientist wrong any day of the week.



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Default Re: 6,014 years old: Happy Birthday World! - 10-24-2010, 06:54 PM


The world is only 5005 years old.


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Default Re: 6,014 years old: Happy Birthday World! - 10-24-2010, 06:55 PM

You have Scripture for that?





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The Beginning

THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER created the universe and a bunch of planets, including Earth.
As The Gospel was a divine revelation given to the Great Prophet in 2005 and it is now 2010 that makes the world 5005 years old.


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Default Re: 6,014 years old: Happy Birthday World! - 10-24-2010, 07:25 PM

I am so stumped. I have no idea of what to get it. Shopping for some people or planets can be so frustrating.




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Default Re: 6,014 years old: Happy Birthday World! - 10-24-2010, 07:56 PM

"America is a CHRISTIAN nation, it used to be a CHRISTIAN nation and it will ALWAYS be a CHRISTIAN nation. Praise JESUS and rise up against the MUSLIM invaders"

What about the days of the cherokee and other such tribes?
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Default Re: 6,014 years old: Happy Birthday World! - 10-24-2010, 08:05 PM

I baked a cake!



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Default Re: 6,014 years old: Happy Birthday World! - 10-24-2010, 10:45 PM

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY WORLD!

It just goes to prove those Evilutionairies wrong.
How could the world have a 6,014th Birthday if it were billions of years old?
They don't believe it's 6,014 years old.
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