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Default Re: It's MEeeee!!!! - 12-31-2006, 01:10 PM
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If you want a man touching you in those places then fine but personally I would much rather it be a woman.
I trust to the power of prayer, and Jesus protects my man parts from all unpleasantness. You can wish for a woman to touch you in those places all you want, but it'll do you very little good, and it's almost a year till Santa will come round again.

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Default Re: It's MEeeee!!!! - 12-31-2006, 10:03 PM
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If you're surrounded by deviants who'd think nothing of getting you a Fag Les translation of Homer as a CHRISTmas present, then I'd say you need Sweet Jesus Himself to protect you! The mind boggles, it really does.
I won't argue about the Fagles bit, but I bet Homer could have written a better epic about Jesus than those boring disciples did! Lots of blood and violence, even more than in the Old Testament maybe and ten times more graphic. Homer = Jesus-approved!

Salvation Seeker well, I guess I should be flattered that you don't consider me a concubine for purchase (poor Ixxy!) but surely one of our other sisters here are available. Someone else. Anyone else.

Jesus is Lord...but I don't want to be a fifth wife! There's no high status in that. I'd probably be in the kitchen all day while the other four watched soap operas and 700 club all day. And who told you I could cook? I never said I could.

Lilith I need more than luck to deal with this bunch, God help me.

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Default Re: It's MEeeee!!!! - 12-31-2006, 10:37 PM
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Jesus is Lord...but I don't want to be a fifth wife! There's no high status in that. I'd probably be in the kitchen all day while the other four watched soap operas and 700 club all day. And who told you I could cook? I never said I could.
No high status? You would be the head wife by the virtue of being already saved when married, not like my other wives who are mostly saved by virtue of being married to me. The four aren't allowed to watch TV except with me, their days are normally spent cleaning, doing laundry, and praising the LORD. Soap operas are blocked on my TV anyway as they are full of people doing all kinds of sinful acts such as rampant fornication and feminazism.

You wouldn't be in the kitchen all day, just for a little while before and after breakfast and lunch and a few hours before and a little while after dinner. You're bound to be a better cook than my current wives and even if you aren't currently you are much brighter and would be able to learn how to cook better.
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Default Re: It's MEeeee!!!! - 01-01-2007, 03:49 AM
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No high status? You would be the head wife by the virtue of being already saved when married, not like my other wives who are mostly saved by virtue of being married to me. The four aren't allowed to watch TV except with me, their days are normally spent cleaning, doing laundry, and praising the LORD. Soap operas are blocked on my TV anyway as they are full of people doing all kinds of sinful acts such as rampant fornication and feminazism.

You wouldn't be in the kitchen all day, just for a little while before and after breakfast and lunch and a few hours before and a little while after dinner. You're bound to be a better cook than my current wives and even if you aren't currently you are much brighter and would be able to learn how to cook better.

Never fear Arethusa. I'll volunteer to give you cooking lessons....a particularly useful recipe I happen to have for a delicious Hemlock Soup should solve all your problems.

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Default Re: It's MEeeee!!!! - 01-01-2007, 04:37 AM
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Default Re: It's MEeeee!!!! - 01-01-2007, 04:38 AM
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Salvation Seeker well, I guess I should be flattered that you don't consider me a concubine for purchase (poor Ixxy!) but surely one of our other sisters here are available. Someone else. Anyone else.
Of course I don't, and wouldn't.
You'd be my ONLY WIFE.. atleast for now.

Sure, I have a few concubines, but they don't really count.
I also have big mansions all around the world, a big bank account, and a righteousness surpassed by very few. Jesus has blessed me.
So you should consider yourself flattered (and lucky!) that I'm offering you, a mere woman, a part of all this.

Also know that women are required to marry by Gods law..
And I take it you are familiar with 1 John 2:3-4..

And hereby we do know that we know him, if we keep his commandments.
He that saith, I know him, and keepeth not his commandments, is a liar, and the truth is not in him.
1 John 2:3-4

Surely, if "your mind is on the Lord 24/7", you would not try to disobey Him, would you?
You wouldn't risk going to hell for disobeying the Lord, now would you?


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Never fear Arethusa. I'll volunteer to give you cooking lessons....a particularly useful recipe I happen to have for a delicious Hemlock Soup should solve all your problems.
And don't listen to this abomination, Arethusa!
Lilith is a known witch, and whatever she's cooking, you can be sure that it involves the babies of Christians!

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Default Re: It's MEeeee!!!! - 01-01-2007, 01:03 PM
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I won't argue about the Fagles bit, but I bet Homer could have written a better epic about Jesus than those boring disciples did! Lots of blood and violence, even more than in the Old Testament maybe and ten times more graphic. Homer = Jesus-approved!
The LORD wrote the an epic about Jesus, the disciples were just His tools. And graphic violence does not necessarily equal Godliness. If it did, Mel Gibson would be a Christian.

O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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Default Re: It's MEeeee!!!! - 01-02-2007, 02:35 AM
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Shame on all of you, invading Twinkboy's thread of him posing in his adorable lady corset with all this talk of multiple wives! Honestly, you should be ashamed of yourselves!

What,this lot?

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Shame on all of you, invading Twinkboy's thread of him posing in his adorable lady corset with all this talk of multiple wives! Honestly, you should be ashamed of yourselves!
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What,this lot?

NO chance!
Coming from a pair of harlots, we get a lecture on shame? Your world is truly upside down and inside out, isn't it.

There is no shame in witnessing to a homer and using the love of Jesus to try and guide him onto the path of righteousness. We do the Lord's work here, vile heathens! Get thee hence!

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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Thanks Rachael, love. Do you really like the corset? Do you really think it's ME?
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Well, if it is or it isn't you, it's a very nice corset.


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Default Re: It's MEeeee!!!! - 01-03-2007, 02:51 AM
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Coming from a pair of harlots, we get a lecture on shame? Your world is truly upside down and inside out, isn't it.

There is no shame in witnessing to a homer and using the love of Jesus to try and guide him onto the path of righteousness. We do the Lord's work here, vile heathens! Get thee hence!
"Hence?" I'm fairly sure we don't want to know where "hence" is.

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Default Re: It's MEeeee!!!! - 01-03-2007, 04:04 AM
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No high status? You would be the head wife by the virtue of being already saved when married, not like my other wives who are mostly saved by virtue of being married to me. The four aren't allowed to watch TV except with me, their days are normally spent cleaning, doing laundry, and praising the LORD. Soap operas are blocked on my TV anyway as they are full of people doing all kinds of sinful acts such as rampant fornication and feminazism.

You wouldn't be in the kitchen all day, just for a little while before and after breakfast and lunch and a few hours before and a little while after dinner. You're bound to be a better cook than my current wives and even if you aren't currently you are much brighter and would be able to learn how to cook better.
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Of course I don't, and wouldn't.
You'd be my ONLY WIFE.. atleast for now.

Sure, I have a few concubines, but they don't really count.
I also have big mansions all around the world, a big bank account, and a righteousness surpassed by very few. Jesus has blessed me.
So you should consider yourself flattered (and lucky!) that I'm offering you, a mere woman, a part of all this
Now you've done it, you two have done confused my poor brain. I tell you what, I'll pray about it, for a very very very long time, and when God gives me an answer I'll get back to you.

Lilith: I appreciate the offer for help! Thankfully I won't have to be cooking for anyone except Jesus anytime soon.

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Default Re: It's MEeeee!!!! - 01-03-2007, 10:18 PM
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"Hence?" I'm fairly sure we don't want to know where "hence" is.
Well, seeing as they usually say 'behind me' rather than hence.....


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Default Re: It's MEeeee!!!! - 01-04-2007, 02:33 AM
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Well, seeing as they usually say 'behind me' rather than hence.....
Not awfully keen to be behind any of this lot...although..maybe if they were standing on a cliff edge.

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Default Re: It's MEeeee!!!! - 01-04-2007, 03:37 AM
Even then I'd rather not. I have it on good authority that certain of the Pastors (not to name any names) are rather...... shall we say flatulent people. Who have a liking for beans. Standing behind them no matter what the case.....well......


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Default Re: It's MEeeee!!!! - 01-04-2007, 04:06 AM
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Well, seeing as they usually say 'behind me' rather than hence.....
Frankly loves...hehe...I've been wondering about that myself. That is, why these BIBLE THUMPERS are always saying stuff like, "get behind me." Hmmm...now we all know what kind of talk that is don't we? You know, I think I've finally met some HOLY ROLLERS that are more WEIRD than I am...snicker, snicker.

Let's see....they spend most of their time thinking about HOMOSEXUALITY and SODOMY...they obviously like using HOMO language like "get behind me".....hmmmmm.......YET they claim they are god's "chosen ones." Righhhhtttt..........

Oh well loves........

GET BEHIND ME!! Woooooooooooo................

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PSsss--What will they use next? Will the infamous words below come forth from their "godly" mouths soon??

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Default Re: It's MEeeee!!!! - 01-04-2007, 04:16 AM
You know Twink, you're very right. And you should hear them go on about being sodomized by demons in hell, why, such vivid descriptions....one would think they must think about it....in great detail....over and over...


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Default Re: It's MEeeee!!!! - 01-04-2007, 05:02 AM
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You know Twink, you're very right. And you should hear them go on about being sodomized by demons in hell, why, such vivid descriptions....one would think they must think about it....in great detail....over and over...
Yet it is you who keep mentioning such vile acts every chance you get..
I'm sure you have personal experience on such matters, but please, keep it to yourself.

We don't want to know.

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A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
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