[eliot mayfield]

God isn't letting the British leave the island before Christmas. I hope it's a tidal wave again this year for a Christmas present to sinners!!!

Thick fog has forced British Airways to cancel all domestic flights from Heathrow and many European ones.

About 350 flights out of Heathrow have been cancelled on Thursday. Domestic flight passengers are being advised not to go to the airport.
All flights from Coventry and some from Cardiff were cancelled. BA flights from Scotland have also been cancelled.
Norwich has diverted flights. Transport Secretary Douglas Alexander said work was under way to get people home. The BBC Weather Centre said fog is set to continue into Friday.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/6198917.stm


Those fools still haven't learned to spell center!!!

[lilith]

Originally Posted by eliot mayfield

God isn't letting the British leave the island before Christmas. I hope it's a tidal wave again this year for a Christmas present to sinners!!!


http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/6198917.stm


Those fools still haven't learned to spell center!!!

*

* Well someone hasn't.
So...remind me,who had the word first?

[Jesus is Lord]

Originally Posted by lilith

So...remind me,who had the word first?

Who had the word first doesn't matter. It is a known fact that God's preferred language is American English so therefore how Americans spell a word is right and any other way is wrong.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by lilith

So...remind me,who had the word first?

John 1:1-- In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God.

Get with the program, harlot. Case closed. Praise Jesus!!

[SUV]

You know what we Godly Folk say, Brother Eliot: "If you are down to Nothing, God is up to Something!"

Awwwwwww....

[Rain]

Its a good job I had plans to stay home to celebrate His Birthday this year! Either way it appears that He is punishing these wretched heathens for turning away from Him by forcing them to sleep on the cold floors of Heathrow airport, no doubt He may be planning either starve or freeze them to the firey depths of Hell!!!

I do hope He aims that tidal wave at London and not at my tiny little Christian home here in the West.

~Rain

[Arethusa]

The fog has lifted now so I guess God was bluffing. I bet He's real bad at poker.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Arethusa

The fog has lifted now so I guess God was bluffing. I bet He's real bad at poker.

God NEVER bluffs, sister. Being an empty headed female, you just don't understand His divine ways.

Stick to the kitchen and you can't go wrong, girl.

[Brother Temperance]

Originally Posted by Arethusa

The fog has lifted now so I guess God was bluffing. I bet He's real bad at poker.

God is the Maker of all things! He knows everything that has ever happened, and everything that ever will! Only a fool (or a woman, the two terms are pretty much synonymous) would challenged Him to a game of poker. My guess is He is lulling those hellbound English folk into a false sense of security. If that doesn't scare you, look at this:

Originally Posted by Sindependent

Islamist terrorists pose the greatest threat to Britain's security since the Second World War, the Metropolitan Police Commissioner has warned.
With police and security services on heightened alert for a possible attack over Christmas and the New Year, Sir Ian Blair echoed fears in the intelligence community that the risk of an atrocity has increased substantially in recent months.
He said he had no specific intelligence about a plot to target Britain over the holiday period, but added: "The threat of another terrorist attempt is ever present. Christmas is a period when that might happen. We have no specific intelligence to do [with] that."
He added: "There was a terrorist plot in Germany against one of their Christmas markets in 2002, so it's a possibility."

You see? While there is no specific evidence of any kind, it doesn't change the FACT that evil Muslims plotted to blow up a Christmas market in Germany a few years back. Why, I wouldn't be surprised if GOD decided to smite us by detonating a few ragheads inside the Archbishop of Canterbury's cassock during the Queen's Speech.

[Arethusa]

Originally Posted by Brother Temperance

God is the Maker of all things! He knows everything that has ever happened, and everything that ever will! Only a fool (or a woman, the two terms are pretty much synonymous) would challenged Him to a game of poker. My guess is He is lulling those hellbound English folk into a false sense of security.

I don't know Brother. Isn't there some kind of bible verse that says it's a sin to call another person an idiot or a fool? Something like that. My aunt used to quote it to me all the time.

If that doesn't scare you, look at this:

You see? While there is no specific evidence of any kind, it doesn't change the FACT that evil Muslims plotted to blow up a Christmas market in Germany a few years back. Why, I wouldn't be surprised if GOD decided to smite us by detonating a few ragheads inside the Archbishop of Canterbury's cassock during the Queen's Speech.

Aha! It didn't happen! God bluffed again. Or maybe he was too busy celebrating Jesus' birthday to worry about a few raghead ragamuffins. He is certainly wise.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Originally Posted by Arethusa

I don't know Brother. Isn't there some kind of bible verse that says it's a sin to call another person an idiot or a fool? Something like that. My aunt used to quote it to me all the time.

She was an idiot.

Aha! It didn't happen! God bluffed again. Or maybe he was too busy celebrating Jesus' birthday to worry about a few raghead ragamuffins. He is certainly wise.

God doesn't bluff! He lies. They are completely separate things!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Originally Posted by Pastor Al E Pistle

God doesn't bluff! He lies. They are completely separate things!

You sure do worship a hypocrite. As illustrated in the following:

Proverbs 6:16-18 16These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: 17A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood (sounds like he'd be in trouble with that one too), 18An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief,


Revelation 21:8 But the cowardly, the unbelieving, the vile, the murderers (again, he'd been in trouble here too!), the sexually immoral, those who practice magic arts, the idolaters and all liars—their place will be in the fiery lake of burning sulfur. This is the second death."

So by this can it be concluded that your god hates himself and wants to throw himself in the 'lake of fire'? Bwahaha!

[eliot mayfield]

Let's see. For Christmas he roasted scores of Africans and also roasted a bunch of Asians in a department store. He rumbled the earth making sure that we don't forget that his tender love could summon another giant tidal wave at any moment to drown hundreds of thousands more heathens.
All in all it was another fine Christmas!!

[Brother Temperance]

Originally Posted by Arethusa

I don't know Brother. Isn't there some kind of bible verse that says it's a sin to call another person an idiot or a fool? Something like that. My aunt used to quote it to me all the time.

Did you say your aunt used to talk a lot? Well, that's no surprise:
Proverbs 9:13 A foolish woman is clamorous: she is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 14:24 The crown of the wise is their riches: but the foolishness of fools is folly.
The foolishness of fools is folly - bet you can't argue with that, now can you? Basically, a large part of the Book of Proverbs just consists of insults directed at fools. This one is a particular favourite:
Proverbs 26:11 As a dog returneth to his vomit, so a fool returneth to his folly.

Originally Posted by Arethusa

Aha! It didn't happen! God bluffed again. Or maybe he was too busy celebrating Jesus' birthday to worry about a few raghead ragamuffins. He is certainly wise.

As I've explained elsewhere, God, in His infinite wisdom, arranged events so that He got fireworks for His birthday.
Yes, that story is about our Godly troops demolishing a police station. Yes, that station belongs to the same police force that we're meant to be handing control of Iraq over to. No, I certainly don't see any contradiction in that.

[Arethusa]

Originally Posted by Brother Temperance

Did you say your aunt used to talk a lot? Well, that's no surprise:
Proverbs 9:13 A foolish woman is clamorous: she is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 14:24 The crown of the wise is their riches: but the foolishness of fools is folly.
The foolishness of fools is folly - bet you can't argue with that, now can you? Basically, a large part of the Book of Proverbs just consists of insults directed at fools. This one is a particular favourite:
Proverbs 26:11 As a dog returneth to his vomit, so a fool returneth to his folly.

Damn. You're right. I learn more about the Bible here at God's true Church than I ever did in Anglican't Sunday School. I think this one is my favourite

Proverbs 26:1-3 As snow in summer, and as rain in harvest, so honour is not seemly for a fool.
As the bird by wandering, as the swallow by flying, so the curse causeless shall not come.
A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back.

There's whole chapters of the stuff. Who knew God liked to insult people so much?

As I've explained elsewhere, God, in His infinite wisdom, arranged events so that He got fireworks for His birthday.
Yes, that story is about our Godly troops demolishing a police station. Yes, that station belongs to the same police force that we're meant to be handing control of Iraq over to. No, I certainly don't see any contradiction in that.

No indeed they are simply emulating their Saviour in heaven. The Jews are supposed to be God's special people, looking after them and what not, but he's been screwing them over for centuries. I think the Iraqis have a lot to look forward to from their American overlords!

[Brother Temperance]

Originally Posted by Arethusa

No indeed they are simply emulating their Saviour in heaven. The Jews are supposed to be God's special people, looking after them and what not, but he's been screwing them over for centuries. I think the Iraqis have a lot to look forward to from their American overlords!

No, the Jews used to be God's favourite people, but they had a little falling-out, ever since they killed Him. Of course, since the Lord is eternal and unchanging:
Malachi 3:6 For I am the LORD, I change not...
He couldn't just pick a new Chosen People, so the Jews are still His favourites, but the Jews most people call Jews aren't real Jews at all. Nowadays, us Christians are the real Jews, and Jews are of the sinagogue of Satan.
Revelation 2:9 I know thy works, and tribulation, and poverty, (but thou art rich) and I know the blasphemy of them which say they are Jews, and are not, but are the synagogue of Satan.
Revelation 3:9 Behold, I will make them of the synagogue of Satan, which say they are Jews, and are not, but do lie; behold, I will make them to come and worship before thy feet, and to know that I have loved thee.

See? What could possibly be clearer?

[Arethusa]

But I don't want to be a Jew, Brother Temp, I don't want to be a cockroach.

[Brother Temperance]

Originally Posted by Arethusa

But I don't want to be a Jew, Brother Temp, I don't want to be a cockroach.

That's where it gets confusing. To distinguish between real Jews (us) and fake Jews (them), we simply refer to real Jews as True Christians™, and fake Jews as filthy hook-nosed penny-pinching Christ-killing yids. It's only the latter kind who are cockroaches.

[Arethusa]

Originally Posted by Brother Temperance

That's where it gets confusing. To distinguish between real Jews (us) and fake Jews (them), we simply refer to real Jews as True Christians™, and fake Jews as filthy hook-nosed penny-pinching Christ-killing yids. It's only the latter kind who are cockroaches.

I'm still a bit peeved that I have to be a Jew at all. I mean I'm not even rich! Where all the riches that Jesus promised me if I'd take on his blood and seed? You'd think I'd at least have a lamborghini by now.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Arethusa

I'm still a bit peeved that I have to be a Jew at all. I mean I'm not even rich! Where all the riches that Jesus promised me if I'd take on his blood and seed? You'd think I'd at least have a lamborghini by now.

How can you expect any property if you remain unmarried? Jesus expects all women to be tended by Men. In fact YOU ARE property...only Jesus hasn't revealed to whom you belong quite yet. Don't doubt or question Jesus, or you'll be that much further away from His divine embrace.

I think you are thinking too much, woman. Stick to Jesus.